My Brat

Chapter 1

Authors Note: Yaoi or Queens don't own characters.

Deidara POV

"Sasori no Danna, where are we going, un?" Deidara whined.

"Be quiet, brat. We're going to the Hidden Rock village." Sasori said from inside his battle puppet, Hiruko.

Deidara stopped and stared after his puppet master. He couldn't go back to his old village, he couldn't. They would know him as soon as they saw him. On top of that, there were some people her preferred not to see again. Why would his Dana agree to this mission when he knew this?

"Come on, brat, I want to get there by sundown." Sasori said.

"No, un," Deidara whimpered.

Sasori stopped and turned around to look at his blonde partner.

"What?"

"Danna, I can't go to that village, un."

"You can, and you will, even if I have to drag you by the tongues on your hand mouths." Sasori hissed.

Deidara looked worriedly at Sasori before slowly following after him. Ten minutes later, Deidara spoke up again.

"Sasori, can I ride in Hiruko with you? Please?"

"No."

"But why not, un? You've let me before."

"You almost froze to death in the Snow Country last time. So, no."

Deidara sighed and kept walking. Then he got an idea. He quietly snuck up behind Sasori and hopped up on his back. Sasori didn't notice and kept moving. Deidara sat down and began to doze off.

After thirty minutes of silence Sasori got worried.

"Brat, are you ok? You've been quiet," silence.

"Brat?"

Sasori turned around and saw Deidara wasn't there. "Where's my brat?" Sasori thought.

Suddenly, out of nowhere a hand smacked Sasori in the face. A tongue shot out of the hand and licked Sasori's eye. Then the owner of this hand began to snore. Deidara had fallen asleep … on him, AGAIN!

"…GET OFF ME BRAT!"

Deidara only sighed and rolled over on Sasori. At first Sasori thought of throwing the bomber off his back but then he remembered that Deidara hadn't slept last night. He had been working on some new kind of bomb. Sasori sighed and let it go. After all he get there faster with the brat asleep.

[At the Hidden Rock village]

Sasori checked Deidara and himself into a cheap hotel and let him slip off of his back. He sat the blonde on the left side of the bed and climbed out of his puppet. He sent Hiruko back into his protective scroll and looked at Deidara.

He had rolled over so that Sasori couldn't see his face. Sasori wasn't happy about that but, let it go. He pulled a strand of blonde hair and began to carefully braid it. He had about half of Deidara's head braided when the bomber woke up.

"Danna, where are we, un?"

"We are at the hotel brat. You slept most of the way, too." Sasori said.

"W-we're at the village, u-u-un?" Deidara looked scared.

"Wonder why he's so freaked out about here." Sasori thought.

"Yes."

Deidara let out a squeak. Sasori was beginning to get confused. His brat was acting really odd.

Sasori sighed and turned away from Deidara and pulled out the third Kasukekage and began to fix him. He had gotten his arm broke off in their last fight and Sasori wanted to fix that.

He had been working on the puppet for well over an hour before he realized how quiet Deidara was. He wasn't even this quiet in his sleep. He couldn't even hear the younger breathing.

"Brat, are you,"

Sasori stopped when he saw that Deidara wasn't in his bed, and the window beside it was wide open.

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