Note: This is my first USUK fanfiction! I hope it's alright :)
Today was the day. England was smiling a devious smile. He had been planning this ever since he saw the video. He shuddered. The video was creepy as hell, but his own county made it, and he thought it was funny. America gets scared easily, and that is a great bonus. Today, England is going to make America watch "Don't hug me I'm scared." He smiles more as he thinks about America's reaction, finally paying him back from all the times he scared England.
KNOCK KNOCK!
"Yo, Brit. Answer the door. I'm here." America shouts while banging on the door.
"Do you mind not shouting, please?"
"You were the one who invited me over so let me in."
England sighed. He did have a point, although it wasn't very valid. He let America in and- oh what a surprise – he was eating a cheeseburger. He went and sat on the couch.
"So whaddaya want from me?" America asked, stuffing his face.
"I want to show you this great video I saw. It was made in my country." England smiled. It was almost time.
"Uh, why would I want to see some dumbass boring video made from England?"
"Just come over."
"Fiiiiiiiinnnneeeeeeeeeeeeee." America stretched out the word like it was a pain to just get up and move.
America sat in the chair next to England and began to watch. He was so confused.
"Why are we watching some puppet thing?"
"Creativeness? What?"
"Uh, why is a ladder on a log?"
"SHHH!" England hushed him.
"UM. DID HE JUST POUR INK ON THAT PAINTING? AND WHY IS GREEN NOT A CREATIVE COLOR? YOU ARE WEARING GREEN! AND WHY-"
He stopped. His face turned purple. The good part came. England was watching his reaction intensely.
"Did-did that just say death?"
"Uh the puppet has a smile?"
"It's kinda creepy?"
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT A CAKE MADE OF ORGANS OR SOMETHING?"
"WHAT OH MY GOD WHAT?"
America screamed so loud that England had to cover his ears. America fell backwards in his chair and was still screaming. England was laughing hysterically. After a while England put a stop to America's screaming.
"Alright America. Enough."
America jumped up and hugged England tightly.
"I'm scared man. I can't go back home. Let me spend the night please and let me sleep in your bed because I'm scared man I'm scared and I don't want puppets with creepy smiles attacking me please please l promise I won't kick you or anything or I-"
"Enough! Yes, you can spend the night in my bed. But no kicking. Or waking up screaming." England sighed.
"Yessir! And uh, you say your country made this video?"
England nodded.
"Your country is really fucked up."