Disclaimer: I don't own the Characters of the Magic School Bus or
InuYasha!
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"Morning class!"
"Good morning Ms. Frizzle!"
"Guess what we're going to learn about today!"
"Japan!" Said Dorothy Ann.
"Yes." Replied the teacher known as Ms. Frizzle.
"How'd you know that DA?" asked Kesha.
"Simple. Whenever we start a new topic Ms. Frizzle dresses in something that has to do with it! Right now she's wearing a kimono from Japan's feudal era!"
"That's Right DA and guess what that means!" said the Frizz.
"FIELD TRIP!!!!" Every one said.
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"InuYasha guess what?!" Shippou said.
"What Shippou?"
"Kagome's gonna come back today!"
"Duh kid! I know that!" He replied irritated.
" Calm Down InuYasha." Said Kagome as she climbed out of the well.
"Finally! Now we can get going.wait what's that?" InuYasha said his ears perking up.
"It sounds like.music" replied Kagome(A/N: Start your masgic school bus theme song here! Lol)
~*~Seat belts everyone!
Please let this be a normal field trip!
With the Firzz? NO way!
Cruising on down main street your relaxed and feeling good, next thing that you know your seeing *YAHOOHOOHOO!!!!* Octopus in the neighborhood?~*~
"What the?" said Miroku
~*~Slapping on the sound waves, Swinging threw the stars, take a left at your intestine take your second right past mars! ON the magic school bus navigating *sneezing sound* climb on the magic school bus!~*~
"What's that over there?" Yelled Sango.
~*~Spank a plankton to "Take that!" I'm on the magic school bus! Raft the river of Lava! ON the Magic School bus, such a fine thing to do*OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH*~*~
"It's big and yellow!" exclaimed Shippou.
"It's a Demon!" InuYasha shouted.
"NO it's a school bus! Don't attack it InuYasha!" Screamed Kagome.
~*~So strap your bones right to the seat, come on in and don't be shy. Just to make your day complete YOU MIGHT GET BAKED INTO A PIE! On the magic school bus, step inside it's a wild ride. Come one! Ride on the magic school bus!~*~
"The music's stopped." Shippou said hidding behind Kagome.
"Everyone out!" yelled the red-haired lady behind the wheel.
"Wow look Carlos! A boy with silver hair!"
"And look he has dog ears!"
"Oh! How cute!"
"And look at the little kid with fox feet!"
"Ummmmm excuse me?" Kagome said.
"Well hello dear! My name is Ms. Frizzle and this is my class! We are learning about Japan so we decided to take a trip back to the feudal era!" said the red-haired woman.
"Well it's nice to meet you all. My Name is Kagome! This is InuYasha, that's Sango, that's Miroku, that's Kirara, and this is Shippou!" she said pointing to each person.
"Class! Role call!"
"HI I'm Dorothy Ann. But you can call me DA"
"I'm Wanda"
"I'm Phoebe!"
"Carlos here!"
"My name's Kesha."
"I'm Arnold."
"I'm Ralphie!"
"I'm Robie." (A/N: I don't know the last kid's name so I looked around on Fanfiction.net and this is what I came up with. If it's wrong sue me! Lol not really though!)
"It's nice to meet you all. Can I ask how you got here? I usually get here by coming threw the well."
"Well Kagome dear," Ms. Frizzle said "This is a magic school bus. We've seen dinosaurs, the inside of Arnold, the inside of Ralphie, and even the inside of a Volcano!"
"wow!"
"Kagome why are they here! Tell them to go home!" InuYasha said.
"Hush up InuYasha they just wanna learn about feudal Japan. I'm afraid, Ms. Frizzle, it's not exactly like the books say. There's demons all over the place. InuYasha, Shippou, and Kirara are just a few examples."
"Oh that's ok Kagome! The bus has never let us down! Now could you take us to the nearest village? I want to show them some of its life style."
"OK fallow me!" Kagome said as they started to walk off. This left InuYasha, Sango, and Miroku alone behind them.
"This isn't gonna be good you guys." Sango said.
"How so?" asked Miroku.
"There kids. And Kids can get into a lot of trouble. Even if their teacher is still here."
"Kagome better know what she's doing." InuYasha said as they walked off the fallow the group of wandering kids.
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"Are those ears real?"
"Are you really a demon?"
"Why is your hair silver?"
"Can I touch your ears?"
"What are you wearing?"
"Why aren't you wearing any shoes?"
~ Kaede stop talking to their stupid sensei! Maybe then they'll stop bugging me! That one with the pig tales won't stop staring at me! ~ InuYasha thought
"What is it you want brat?" He said to the girl with pig tales.
"My name isn't 'Brat' It's Dorothy Ann! Don't you ever listen? We've already all told you at least twice!"
"Yeah! Now answer me! Can I pet your ears?" said the one with a red dress on.
"NO! NOW GO AND PLAY WITH SHIPPOU!" he yelled.
"Hi! My names Shippou wanna play?"
"Oh how cute he has a tail!" said Kesha.
" Can I pet that?" asked Phoebe.
"Sure!" and with that all the girls ran off to play with Shippou.
"Psst hey Carlos."
"What Ralphie?"
"Do you think he's strong?"
"Of course I'm strong brats! I'm a demon!" InuYasha yelled at them.
"We're not brats! He's Carlos, I'm Ralphie, he's Robie, and He's Arnold!"
"Whatever" he replied rolling his eyes.
"hey how did you hear us?"
"I'm a dog demon I can hear things very well! Now leave me alone!"
"fine whatever" Robie said as they left.
~ Stupid brats ~ He thought. Then he heard a loud blast coming from a field near the village. He then ran after it smelling that the weird red- haired woman and the rest where following.
When he got there he couldn't believe his eyes.
"SESSHOUMARU?!" that's right It was Sesshoumaru. But get this. He was letting Phoebe pet his tail. But he didn't seem to happy about it. Really InuYasha thought the only reason he wasn't attacking was because of the girl named Rin who was also petting it.
"Shut up brother. As soon as these two are done I will get the Tetsusaiga and then you will die!"
"That's not very nice!" said Wanda.
"Sesshoumaru-sama would never hurt someone!" said Rin.
"Sesshoumaru-sama? What does the Sama mean?"
"Nice question Carlos! The Sama is a symbol of respect. Usually used for Kings or lords." Said Ms. Frizzle. She was wearing a miko's outfit which Kaede had apparently lent her.
"So Sesshoumaru is a lord?" asked Arnold.
"That's right human! I am the demon lord of the western lands! And you will talk to me with respect!"
"But in my books there was never a lord Sesshoumaru in Japan." Said Dorothy Ann.
"Aye child and your sensei and I have figured out why." Kaede said.
" Yes children it appears that the bus has learned a new trick! It can take us across dimensions now! Or at least to this one! We may have to come back and visit more often!" Said Ms. Frizzle.
"What are you talking about Miko?" Asked Sesshoumaru.
"Ms. Frizzle what's a Miko?" asked Ralphie.
"Child a Miko is a priestess. Like Kagome." Kaede said.
" I do not care about that old woman just shut up and tell me why a red- haired human is her with children who don't even smell like her!" said Sesshoumaru.
" Whatever Sesshoumaru-sama now go away we have a class to learn."
"What did you just say to me human?!" said an enraged Sesshoumaru.
"Whatever" Wanda repeated " Ms. Frizzle what are we supposed to be learning?" She asked, ignoring the angry Sesshoumaru.
"Well let's ask the bus!" Said the Frizz. She then stuck her fingers in her mouth and gave a loud whistle causing both the dog demons, or really one full dog demon and one half dog demon, to cover their ears. "OH BUS!!"
All the people that had been born and raised in the feudal era stared in awe as a yellow thing with four wheel came rolling up to the strange Miko.
"Bus can you show us what we have to learn for this Chapter?" And with that a screen came out of the bus along with an angry lizard.
"Oh no we forgot Liz!" said Phoebe.
"OH sorry Liz! Well you can help us with the lesson!" and with that the screen flashed and once again all the feudal era people where amazed and a bit scared.
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" And that children is what a rosary necklace does when it has the right kind of spell on it." Said Kaede.
" That's about it Kids. We've gone from ledgends to belifes to weapons of the time. The rest we can learn back at school!"
"oooooo" the class groaned.
~ Good they're leaving ~ InuYasha thought from his spot on the ground ~ Now life can get back to normal. Then he looked back over at Sesshoumaru ~ Well as normal as it could be ~
-_-_-_ Flash Back -_-_-_
"Why does InuYasha have dog ears and Sesshoumaru have a tail?"
"Cause I am Full blood and InuYasha is only a worthless hanyou."
"Hanyou?"
"Half demon"
"oooooo. You know you would look cuter with doggie ears to."
_-_-10 Minuets later _-_-
"Hey Sesshoumaru-sama!"
"What is it you want human?"
"Guess what!" this got Phoebe a glare.
"I made you some ears!" and she stuck them on his head. He tried to take them off but he couldn't.
"What Have you done?!"
" I used super glue so they wouldn't fall off for more than a month!"
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InuYasha then looked over to Miroku
-_-_- Another Flash Back _-_-_
"Miroku what's the staff thing about?"
"It shows that I am a monk."
"Oh ok. Can I have one?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because I am a monk and you are not."
"But I act more pure and innocent then you do."
"No you do not."
" I don't ask random girls to bear my child and that kind of stuff plus Sango said I was more mature then you are!" Carlos said.
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"See now I have a staff to!"
"That's just a thing of wood with paint on it."
"But Sango gave it to me!"
"She did what?!"
_-_- End of flash back -_-_
Next InuYasha looked at Sango. He didn't even want to remember that. She couldn't look at Miroku with a straight face because of something those girls named Wanda and Dorothy Ann said.
He then looked at Kagome and Shippou who where laughing their heads off at what they did to them. That stupid idiot Arnold asked why he wore this stupid necklace. So Kagome decided to demonstrate for him! 10 TIMES!
"Well kids everyone on the bus!" Ms. Frizzle said.
"BYE BYE EVERYONE!!" They all yelled at once. This of course caused every demon to cover their ears.
And off they went in a cloud of dust and song.
~*~Seat belts everyone!
Please let this be a normal field trip!
With the Firzz? NO way!
Cruising on down main street your relaxed and feeling good, next thing that you know your seeing *YAHOOHOOHOO!!!!* Octopus in the neighborhood?~*~
"This place will never be the same." InuYasha said looking at everyone. Then he started laughing at Sesshoumaru.
"And I do doubt that the Village will ever be the same." Said Kaede looking at the tire tracks and dust all over the place.
"Let's pray they never come back," Miroku said.
"Oh come one you guys they weren't that bad."
Everyone stared at Kagome all thinking the same thing. ~ You have got to be KIDING me! ~
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Author: that was basically long and pointless. Tell me if you want another one or not. Probably not but hey it's your call. One of my friends got a kick out of it though.
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"Morning class!"
"Good morning Ms. Frizzle!"
"Guess what we're going to learn about today!"
"Japan!" Said Dorothy Ann.
"Yes." Replied the teacher known as Ms. Frizzle.
"How'd you know that DA?" asked Kesha.
"Simple. Whenever we start a new topic Ms. Frizzle dresses in something that has to do with it! Right now she's wearing a kimono from Japan's feudal era!"
"That's Right DA and guess what that means!" said the Frizz.
"FIELD TRIP!!!!" Every one said.
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"InuYasha guess what?!" Shippou said.
"What Shippou?"
"Kagome's gonna come back today!"
"Duh kid! I know that!" He replied irritated.
" Calm Down InuYasha." Said Kagome as she climbed out of the well.
"Finally! Now we can get going.wait what's that?" InuYasha said his ears perking up.
"It sounds like.music" replied Kagome(A/N: Start your masgic school bus theme song here! Lol)
~*~Seat belts everyone!
Please let this be a normal field trip!
With the Firzz? NO way!
Cruising on down main street your relaxed and feeling good, next thing that you know your seeing *YAHOOHOOHOO!!!!* Octopus in the neighborhood?~*~
"What the?" said Miroku
~*~Slapping on the sound waves, Swinging threw the stars, take a left at your intestine take your second right past mars! ON the magic school bus navigating *sneezing sound* climb on the magic school bus!~*~
"What's that over there?" Yelled Sango.
~*~Spank a plankton to "Take that!" I'm on the magic school bus! Raft the river of Lava! ON the Magic School bus, such a fine thing to do*OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH*~*~
"It's big and yellow!" exclaimed Shippou.
"It's a Demon!" InuYasha shouted.
"NO it's a school bus! Don't attack it InuYasha!" Screamed Kagome.
~*~So strap your bones right to the seat, come on in and don't be shy. Just to make your day complete YOU MIGHT GET BAKED INTO A PIE! On the magic school bus, step inside it's a wild ride. Come one! Ride on the magic school bus!~*~
"The music's stopped." Shippou said hidding behind Kagome.
"Everyone out!" yelled the red-haired lady behind the wheel.
"Wow look Carlos! A boy with silver hair!"
"And look he has dog ears!"
"Oh! How cute!"
"And look at the little kid with fox feet!"
"Ummmmm excuse me?" Kagome said.
"Well hello dear! My name is Ms. Frizzle and this is my class! We are learning about Japan so we decided to take a trip back to the feudal era!" said the red-haired woman.
"Well it's nice to meet you all. My Name is Kagome! This is InuYasha, that's Sango, that's Miroku, that's Kirara, and this is Shippou!" she said pointing to each person.
"Class! Role call!"
"HI I'm Dorothy Ann. But you can call me DA"
"I'm Wanda"
"I'm Phoebe!"
"Carlos here!"
"My name's Kesha."
"I'm Arnold."
"I'm Ralphie!"
"I'm Robie." (A/N: I don't know the last kid's name so I looked around on Fanfiction.net and this is what I came up with. If it's wrong sue me! Lol not really though!)
"It's nice to meet you all. Can I ask how you got here? I usually get here by coming threw the well."
"Well Kagome dear," Ms. Frizzle said "This is a magic school bus. We've seen dinosaurs, the inside of Arnold, the inside of Ralphie, and even the inside of a Volcano!"
"wow!"
"Kagome why are they here! Tell them to go home!" InuYasha said.
"Hush up InuYasha they just wanna learn about feudal Japan. I'm afraid, Ms. Frizzle, it's not exactly like the books say. There's demons all over the place. InuYasha, Shippou, and Kirara are just a few examples."
"Oh that's ok Kagome! The bus has never let us down! Now could you take us to the nearest village? I want to show them some of its life style."
"OK fallow me!" Kagome said as they started to walk off. This left InuYasha, Sango, and Miroku alone behind them.
"This isn't gonna be good you guys." Sango said.
"How so?" asked Miroku.
"There kids. And Kids can get into a lot of trouble. Even if their teacher is still here."
"Kagome better know what she's doing." InuYasha said as they walked off the fallow the group of wandering kids.
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"Are those ears real?"
"Are you really a demon?"
"Why is your hair silver?"
"Can I touch your ears?"
"What are you wearing?"
"Why aren't you wearing any shoes?"
~ Kaede stop talking to their stupid sensei! Maybe then they'll stop bugging me! That one with the pig tales won't stop staring at me! ~ InuYasha thought
"What is it you want brat?" He said to the girl with pig tales.
"My name isn't 'Brat' It's Dorothy Ann! Don't you ever listen? We've already all told you at least twice!"
"Yeah! Now answer me! Can I pet your ears?" said the one with a red dress on.
"NO! NOW GO AND PLAY WITH SHIPPOU!" he yelled.
"Hi! My names Shippou wanna play?"
"Oh how cute he has a tail!" said Kesha.
" Can I pet that?" asked Phoebe.
"Sure!" and with that all the girls ran off to play with Shippou.
"Psst hey Carlos."
"What Ralphie?"
"Do you think he's strong?"
"Of course I'm strong brats! I'm a demon!" InuYasha yelled at them.
"We're not brats! He's Carlos, I'm Ralphie, he's Robie, and He's Arnold!"
"Whatever" he replied rolling his eyes.
"hey how did you hear us?"
"I'm a dog demon I can hear things very well! Now leave me alone!"
"fine whatever" Robie said as they left.
~ Stupid brats ~ He thought. Then he heard a loud blast coming from a field near the village. He then ran after it smelling that the weird red- haired woman and the rest where following.
When he got there he couldn't believe his eyes.
"SESSHOUMARU?!" that's right It was Sesshoumaru. But get this. He was letting Phoebe pet his tail. But he didn't seem to happy about it. Really InuYasha thought the only reason he wasn't attacking was because of the girl named Rin who was also petting it.
"Shut up brother. As soon as these two are done I will get the Tetsusaiga and then you will die!"
"That's not very nice!" said Wanda.
"Sesshoumaru-sama would never hurt someone!" said Rin.
"Sesshoumaru-sama? What does the Sama mean?"
"Nice question Carlos! The Sama is a symbol of respect. Usually used for Kings or lords." Said Ms. Frizzle. She was wearing a miko's outfit which Kaede had apparently lent her.
"So Sesshoumaru is a lord?" asked Arnold.
"That's right human! I am the demon lord of the western lands! And you will talk to me with respect!"
"But in my books there was never a lord Sesshoumaru in Japan." Said Dorothy Ann.
"Aye child and your sensei and I have figured out why." Kaede said.
" Yes children it appears that the bus has learned a new trick! It can take us across dimensions now! Or at least to this one! We may have to come back and visit more often!" Said Ms. Frizzle.
"What are you talking about Miko?" Asked Sesshoumaru.
"Ms. Frizzle what's a Miko?" asked Ralphie.
"Child a Miko is a priestess. Like Kagome." Kaede said.
" I do not care about that old woman just shut up and tell me why a red- haired human is her with children who don't even smell like her!" said Sesshoumaru.
" Whatever Sesshoumaru-sama now go away we have a class to learn."
"What did you just say to me human?!" said an enraged Sesshoumaru.
"Whatever" Wanda repeated " Ms. Frizzle what are we supposed to be learning?" She asked, ignoring the angry Sesshoumaru.
"Well let's ask the bus!" Said the Frizz. She then stuck her fingers in her mouth and gave a loud whistle causing both the dog demons, or really one full dog demon and one half dog demon, to cover their ears. "OH BUS!!"
All the people that had been born and raised in the feudal era stared in awe as a yellow thing with four wheel came rolling up to the strange Miko.
"Bus can you show us what we have to learn for this Chapter?" And with that a screen came out of the bus along with an angry lizard.
"Oh no we forgot Liz!" said Phoebe.
"OH sorry Liz! Well you can help us with the lesson!" and with that the screen flashed and once again all the feudal era people where amazed and a bit scared.
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" And that children is what a rosary necklace does when it has the right kind of spell on it." Said Kaede.
" That's about it Kids. We've gone from ledgends to belifes to weapons of the time. The rest we can learn back at school!"
"oooooo" the class groaned.
~ Good they're leaving ~ InuYasha thought from his spot on the ground ~ Now life can get back to normal. Then he looked back over at Sesshoumaru ~ Well as normal as it could be ~
-_-_-_ Flash Back -_-_-_
"Why does InuYasha have dog ears and Sesshoumaru have a tail?"
"Cause I am Full blood and InuYasha is only a worthless hanyou."
"Hanyou?"
"Half demon"
"oooooo. You know you would look cuter with doggie ears to."
_-_-10 Minuets later _-_-
"Hey Sesshoumaru-sama!"
"What is it you want human?"
"Guess what!" this got Phoebe a glare.
"I made you some ears!" and she stuck them on his head. He tried to take them off but he couldn't.
"What Have you done?!"
" I used super glue so they wouldn't fall off for more than a month!"
_-_-_- End of Flash Back _-_-_
InuYasha then looked over to Miroku
-_-_- Another Flash Back _-_-_
"Miroku what's the staff thing about?"
"It shows that I am a monk."
"Oh ok. Can I have one?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because I am a monk and you are not."
"But I act more pure and innocent then you do."
"No you do not."
" I don't ask random girls to bear my child and that kind of stuff plus Sango said I was more mature then you are!" Carlos said.
_-_- 20 min. later -_-_
"See now I have a staff to!"
"That's just a thing of wood with paint on it."
"But Sango gave it to me!"
"She did what?!"
_-_- End of flash back -_-_
Next InuYasha looked at Sango. He didn't even want to remember that. She couldn't look at Miroku with a straight face because of something those girls named Wanda and Dorothy Ann said.
He then looked at Kagome and Shippou who where laughing their heads off at what they did to them. That stupid idiot Arnold asked why he wore this stupid necklace. So Kagome decided to demonstrate for him! 10 TIMES!
"Well kids everyone on the bus!" Ms. Frizzle said.
"BYE BYE EVERYONE!!" They all yelled at once. This of course caused every demon to cover their ears.
And off they went in a cloud of dust and song.
~*~Seat belts everyone!
Please let this be a normal field trip!
With the Firzz? NO way!
Cruising on down main street your relaxed and feeling good, next thing that you know your seeing *YAHOOHOOHOO!!!!* Octopus in the neighborhood?~*~
"This place will never be the same." InuYasha said looking at everyone. Then he started laughing at Sesshoumaru.
"And I do doubt that the Village will ever be the same." Said Kaede looking at the tire tracks and dust all over the place.
"Let's pray they never come back," Miroku said.
"Oh come one you guys they weren't that bad."
Everyone stared at Kagome all thinking the same thing. ~ You have got to be KIDING me! ~
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Author: that was basically long and pointless. Tell me if you want another one or not. Probably not but hey it's your call. One of my friends got a kick out of it though.