A/N: OK, this is my first fan fiction so please be reasonable. I wanted
to see people's reactions, so whatever your reaction is, put it in a
review.make me a happy armadillo.
Ok, kids, I updated all this crap. Put in some spaces, found a few stupid mistakes (if you have any others that you read and cause you to have chills down your spine, please let me know.*ahem* nicely, if possible.but be specific.I am a horrible proofreader, and so is my computer, so.help me out here.if the spacing thing doesn't work, also, let me know. And of course REVIEW!) Ok, thanks kids, off we go!
Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own any of these characters.trust me if I owned Michael I would be anywhere but here writing fan fictions.
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Sept. 25th
Lilly's point of view
Mia started writing in this journal thing. She's in complete denial about actually enjoying writing in it. That girl can write volumes. Well, anyway, Mia was spazzing out today because she just found out her MOM is dating MR. GIANINI!!! I mean, truthfully, it could be MUCH worse. I mean, her mom could be dating some old gross balding guy.Oh well, I'm sure she'll get over it. Mia will be coming over any Minute. Please GOD let Michael keep to himself. He's so annoying when Mia's around. He gets that dumb look on his face.what a loser. I do feel bad for him sometimes though. Mia has no idea he's.like.in love with her.then again, I don't even know if he's sure yet. But I'll have to shut her up today if she starts rambling about Josh Richter. If I hear another word about that jackass I think I'll die.and so will Michael.
Sept. 25th
Michael's Point of View
Mia's here. She's with Lilly in the living room playing some board game. Poor Mia, my parents are trying to psychoanalyze her. I wish I could analyze her.in more ways than one.but anyway I was just sitting here working on "Tall Drink of Water". I don't know when I'm going to let her listen to it.if ever.
No way.Did I really just hear that?!?! Did my parents just ask Mia how she feels about her mom dating MR. GIANINI?? Conservative, level headed, Mr. Gianini dating wild, liberal, artistic Mrs. Thermopolis?? I have to go check this out.
-Later-
Well, yeah apparently they're dating. My Sister is a complete psychopath. Heaven forbid I should try to talk to Mia. Today when I was talking to her and Lilly said I was sexually harassing her. Well, ok, she hadn't told me that but I overheard her telling Mia that I was mad because she didn't notice the sexual harassment that was going on. I'm being sabotaged by my little sister! Fine, whatever Lilly, where is that rotten tomato I've been letting sit it my room.it's dark and the street is deserted outside. It's truly a beautiful sight to see an old squishy tomato plummet sixteen stories down to its death. The patterns made by fruits and vegetables on the sidewalk and the cars are priceless works of art. You should really try it the next time you're pissed about something.it really relieves stress.
Sept 25th-Late at Night
Palov's Point of View
Honestly.I wonder about that boy.He sits around his room all day with the exception of school and whenever that Mia girl comes over. The one thing I can understand that he does is drop things out the window.it all started with that pumpkin.The Pumpkin was sitting on the windowsill in his room with the window open. There was a nice breeze coming in, and Michael was BLARING that music of his, so I put my two front paws up so I could stick my head out the window to get away from all that noise. How was I to know there was a pumpkin sitting there!? It wasn't even Halloween! Well either way the next thing I know the pumpkin was teetering on the edge of the windowsill about to fall and Michael screamed "PALOV!! NO!! Oh shit.The PUMPKIN!" You should have seen him dive for that thing.but, of course he didn't get across the room fast enough because by the time he got there the pumpkin was flipping through the air in its last minutes of bliss and then an explosion of Orange and white seeds hit the concrete.It was amazing.I have never seen something splat like that.Michael was also, obviously amazed, who wouldn't be? Since that day he's been waiting until the early hours of the morning and dropping vegetable bombs (and water balloons filled with any substance imaginable.)
Sept. 25th
Mrs. Moscovitz' Point of View
Well after a depressing day of dealing with one patient after another I finally got to go home. Lilly's friend Mia came over today. By the way she acts, it seems like there is a lot of stress being put on her, but I have no idea what it's from. Yes, I know her mother is dating her algebra teacher, but from all I know about Mia (and I know quite a bit about her because I have known that girl since she was in second grade) I sense that something else is bothering her. I'll have to see if I can get any information out of Lilly. Ok, well that's enough expressing emotion about current situations. Off to yoga...it releases something from inside.
Sept. 26th
Michael's Point of View
Not cool. Lilly told Mia I have no friends. I RESENT THAT LILLY! What about computer club?! I have Judith and Steve and what about Jeremiah? How quickly we forget, Lilly! Horrible thought.what if Lilly read this?! If she read it she would know I like Mia.and she might figure out what I'm doing all this time in my room.and speaking of things I do in my room, I need to work on Crackhead.
Sept. 26th
Lilly's Point of View
I can not believe the dinner conversation that just occurred. I should have picked up on the disaster that was about to happen when my mother said "Well, I know I shouldn't be talking about my clients but." Whenever my mom starts a story with that statement we know we have to prepare for a very painful story. Anyway, here's how the dinner conversation commenced.
Dad: How was work dear? -that was the first mistake.
Mom: Well, I know I shouldn't be talking about my clients, but.
Michael: *groan*
Mom: *glares at Michael* BUT there's this one transsexual person who seems to be having trouble with
Michael:*begins to choke on milk* Your client is a WHAT?
Me: Michael, Shut up!
Mom: Well, you see Michael a Transsexual person is.
Dad: *cuts mom off* AHEM! But I don't think we should be informing out children about this, dear.
Mom: Dave, honey, we should never leave a question unanswered. When they go off to college and someone brings up the topic of Transsexuals OUR children will be the ones who are able to provide their friends with the correct information about this group of people. Blah Blah Blah Blah.
Honestly, that woman can ramble on and on. Really, mom, we don't need to know.
Sept. 26
Michael's Point of view
Note to self: NEVER question anything at the dinner table EVER again.only horrible things can come of it.
Sept. 26
Palov's Point of View
Thank god I can't understand most of what they're saying. Michael came into his room just repeating "Never again..never again."
Sept. 26
Mr. Moscovitz's Point of View
My wife is insane
Sept. 26
Mrs. Moscovitz's Point of View
My work is done for the day. I have informed my children about a topic that has many rumors and myths. Now I can rest assured that Lilly and Michael know the true facts. Despite what my husband says, our children should always be informed. They'll thank me for this later.
Ok, kids, I updated all this crap. Put in some spaces, found a few stupid mistakes (if you have any others that you read and cause you to have chills down your spine, please let me know.*ahem* nicely, if possible.but be specific.I am a horrible proofreader, and so is my computer, so.help me out here.if the spacing thing doesn't work, also, let me know. And of course REVIEW!) Ok, thanks kids, off we go!
Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own any of these characters.trust me if I owned Michael I would be anywhere but here writing fan fictions.
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Sept. 25th
Lilly's point of view
Mia started writing in this journal thing. She's in complete denial about actually enjoying writing in it. That girl can write volumes. Well, anyway, Mia was spazzing out today because she just found out her MOM is dating MR. GIANINI!!! I mean, truthfully, it could be MUCH worse. I mean, her mom could be dating some old gross balding guy.Oh well, I'm sure she'll get over it. Mia will be coming over any Minute. Please GOD let Michael keep to himself. He's so annoying when Mia's around. He gets that dumb look on his face.what a loser. I do feel bad for him sometimes though. Mia has no idea he's.like.in love with her.then again, I don't even know if he's sure yet. But I'll have to shut her up today if she starts rambling about Josh Richter. If I hear another word about that jackass I think I'll die.and so will Michael.
Sept. 25th
Michael's Point of View
Mia's here. She's with Lilly in the living room playing some board game. Poor Mia, my parents are trying to psychoanalyze her. I wish I could analyze her.in more ways than one.but anyway I was just sitting here working on "Tall Drink of Water". I don't know when I'm going to let her listen to it.if ever.
No way.Did I really just hear that?!?! Did my parents just ask Mia how she feels about her mom dating MR. GIANINI?? Conservative, level headed, Mr. Gianini dating wild, liberal, artistic Mrs. Thermopolis?? I have to go check this out.
-Later-
Well, yeah apparently they're dating. My Sister is a complete psychopath. Heaven forbid I should try to talk to Mia. Today when I was talking to her and Lilly said I was sexually harassing her. Well, ok, she hadn't told me that but I overheard her telling Mia that I was mad because she didn't notice the sexual harassment that was going on. I'm being sabotaged by my little sister! Fine, whatever Lilly, where is that rotten tomato I've been letting sit it my room.it's dark and the street is deserted outside. It's truly a beautiful sight to see an old squishy tomato plummet sixteen stories down to its death. The patterns made by fruits and vegetables on the sidewalk and the cars are priceless works of art. You should really try it the next time you're pissed about something.it really relieves stress.
Sept 25th-Late at Night
Palov's Point of View
Honestly.I wonder about that boy.He sits around his room all day with the exception of school and whenever that Mia girl comes over. The one thing I can understand that he does is drop things out the window.it all started with that pumpkin.The Pumpkin was sitting on the windowsill in his room with the window open. There was a nice breeze coming in, and Michael was BLARING that music of his, so I put my two front paws up so I could stick my head out the window to get away from all that noise. How was I to know there was a pumpkin sitting there!? It wasn't even Halloween! Well either way the next thing I know the pumpkin was teetering on the edge of the windowsill about to fall and Michael screamed "PALOV!! NO!! Oh shit.The PUMPKIN!" You should have seen him dive for that thing.but, of course he didn't get across the room fast enough because by the time he got there the pumpkin was flipping through the air in its last minutes of bliss and then an explosion of Orange and white seeds hit the concrete.It was amazing.I have never seen something splat like that.Michael was also, obviously amazed, who wouldn't be? Since that day he's been waiting until the early hours of the morning and dropping vegetable bombs (and water balloons filled with any substance imaginable.)
Sept. 25th
Mrs. Moscovitz' Point of View
Well after a depressing day of dealing with one patient after another I finally got to go home. Lilly's friend Mia came over today. By the way she acts, it seems like there is a lot of stress being put on her, but I have no idea what it's from. Yes, I know her mother is dating her algebra teacher, but from all I know about Mia (and I know quite a bit about her because I have known that girl since she was in second grade) I sense that something else is bothering her. I'll have to see if I can get any information out of Lilly. Ok, well that's enough expressing emotion about current situations. Off to yoga...it releases something from inside.
Sept. 26th
Michael's Point of View
Not cool. Lilly told Mia I have no friends. I RESENT THAT LILLY! What about computer club?! I have Judith and Steve and what about Jeremiah? How quickly we forget, Lilly! Horrible thought.what if Lilly read this?! If she read it she would know I like Mia.and she might figure out what I'm doing all this time in my room.and speaking of things I do in my room, I need to work on Crackhead.
Sept. 26th
Lilly's Point of View
I can not believe the dinner conversation that just occurred. I should have picked up on the disaster that was about to happen when my mother said "Well, I know I shouldn't be talking about my clients but." Whenever my mom starts a story with that statement we know we have to prepare for a very painful story. Anyway, here's how the dinner conversation commenced.
Dad: How was work dear? -that was the first mistake.
Mom: Well, I know I shouldn't be talking about my clients, but.
Michael: *groan*
Mom: *glares at Michael* BUT there's this one transsexual person who seems to be having trouble with
Michael:*begins to choke on milk* Your client is a WHAT?
Me: Michael, Shut up!
Mom: Well, you see Michael a Transsexual person is.
Dad: *cuts mom off* AHEM! But I don't think we should be informing out children about this, dear.
Mom: Dave, honey, we should never leave a question unanswered. When they go off to college and someone brings up the topic of Transsexuals OUR children will be the ones who are able to provide their friends with the correct information about this group of people. Blah Blah Blah Blah.
Honestly, that woman can ramble on and on. Really, mom, we don't need to know.
Sept. 26
Michael's Point of view
Note to self: NEVER question anything at the dinner table EVER again.only horrible things can come of it.
Sept. 26
Palov's Point of View
Thank god I can't understand most of what they're saying. Michael came into his room just repeating "Never again..never again."
Sept. 26
Mr. Moscovitz's Point of View
My wife is insane
Sept. 26
Mrs. Moscovitz's Point of View
My work is done for the day. I have informed my children about a topic that has many rumors and myths. Now I can rest assured that Lilly and Michael know the true facts. Despite what my husband says, our children should always be informed. They'll thank me for this later.