I am aware that there are so many other reasons why this shouldn't work, it's just meant to be funny, so calm down my little scientists.
Antauri was meditating in his room, there was a knock on the door.
"Come in." The silver monkey answered.
It was Gibson.
"Antauri, do you still have my book, Moby Dick?"
"Yes, it's in the chest on the right?" Antauri answered.
Antauri's eyes snapped open as he realized the mistake he possibly just made. He quickly turned around to stop Gibson.
"Wait! Don't….." Antauri was too late, Gibson already found them.
Gibson held up a pink box and raised an eyebrow. Antauri squeezed the brim of his nose in defeat, a large blush of embarrassment crawled across his face.
"Why do you have….umm, *ahem* tampons?" Gibson whispered the last word.
Antauri groaned in defeat.
"Well, umm….you see…uggg." Antauri groaned, he was normally good with words, but this was not an easy subject.
"It seems that my new body was made with certain…"parts" that do certain "things"." Antauri tried to explain.
"So,…. you have a...?" Gibson didn't want to say the word.
"…yes." Antauri almost squeaked, clearly embarrassed.
"Are you alright?" Gibson asked suddenly.
"Pardon?" Antauri wasn't sure what Gibson meant exactly.
"Well, do you have cramps? That's a symptom of menstrual cycles." Gibson was getting a bit scientific, much to Antauri's dismay
Antauri nodded trying not to make eye contact with Gibson.
"Is that why you decided to take a shower at 3:00 am last night?" Gibson asked, still stunned.
Antauri nodded again, this was the weirdest conversation he's ever had.
"So, how long has this been happening." Gibson asked another question, as he and Antauri sat down.
"About 3 months…" Antauri groaned.
Thinking about how long this had been happening made him think about the first time it happened.
Flashback.
It had been about 3 months since Antauri had been reborn into a new, fully robotic body. He had adjusted fairly well. It was currently past midnight, Antauri was having a terrible nightmare; he was being punched in the stomach repeatedly. He woke up and realized his stomach actually was in pain. He started to sit up, his legs felt…sticky. He looked down; there was a large dark spot on his mattress. He got up and started to walk to the light switch, something felt very weird. He switched on the light and looked at his bed in horror. The dark spot was a pool of his blood. Antauri's horrified eyes followed a trail of blue blood from the floor to and up his legs. He quickly ran to the bathroom, careful not to drip any blood on the floor. In the bathroom he located the problem and discovered something….he was having a period. He quickly took a shower to clean the blood. He then had to go knock on Nova's door and explain the situation. She awkwardly gave him a few tampons and some pain killer. It was not a fun day.
Back to the present
"Please don't tell anyone…." Antauri asked shamefully.
"Of course." Gibson reassured and got up.
Gibson was about to leave when another question came to mind.
"If I may ask, how does it feel…to have to use those thing? I apologize, but curiosity is killing this monkey…" Gibson asked embarrassed
"Violating, but I suppose I'm still getting used to it." Antauri answered avoiding eye contact.
Gibson was about to leave, but quickly turned around and kissed Antauri on the mouth before running out of the room.
"That was….odd….but, nice."
I wasn't sure how to end this….