Twistedly Sorted

"Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,

But don't judge on what you see,

I'll eat myself if you can find

A smarter hat than me.

You can keep you bowlers black,

Your top hats sleek and tall,

For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat

And I can top them all.

There's nothing hidden in your head

The Sorting Hat can't see,

So try me on and I will tell you

Where you ought to be.

You might belong in Gryffindor,

Where dwell the brave at heart,

Their daring, nerve, and chivalry

Set Gryffinfors apart;

You might belong in Hufflepuff,

Where they are just and loyal,

Those patient Hufflepuffs are true

And unafraid of toil;

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,

If you've a ready mind,

Where those of wit and learning,

Will always find their kind;

Or perhaps in Slytherin

You'll make your real friends,

Those cunning folk use any means

To achieve their ends.

So put me on! Don't be afraid!

And don't get in a flap!

You're in safe hands (though I have none)

For I'm a thinking cap!"

All the first years stood together waiting for their names to be called.

... "Black, Sirius!"

"Gryffindor!"

"Crosse, Angel!"

"Hufflepuff!"

... "Evans, Lily!"

"Gryffindor!"

..."Gryffindor, Ted!"

"Gryffindor!"

... "Hotoka, Alice!"

"Ravenclaw!"

... "Longbottom, Frank!"

"Gryffindor!"

"Lupin, Remus!"

"Gryffindor!"

... "Pettigrew, Peter!"

"Gryffindor!"

"Potter, James!"

"Gryffindor!"

... "Slytherin, Jack!"

"Slytherin!"

"Slytherin, Marissa!"

"Slytherin!"

"Snape, Severus!"

"Slytherin!"

... "Umiko, Sakura!"

"Slytherin!"

After everyone was sorted the feast began.

The first years followed their house Prefects to their houses.

Once the first year Slytherin girls were settled Marissa pulled out a piece of paper. "Since, were all in the same house and sharing a room for the next seven years I think we should sign this sheet of paper. This paper prevents someone from saying something that was said in here and wasn't supposed to leave."

She passed the paper around and everyone signed it hesitantly. When it came back to her she hung it up.

"Let's go around and say our name's and a description about our selves. I'll go first. My name is Marissa Slytherin and I have green hair and green eyes but I usually have brown hair and sometimes black hair. I can change my appearance at will."

The girl next to Marissa spoke up next. "My name is Sakura Umiko I have green eyes and pink hair, however, I usually turn my hair color red, black, or brown. I also can change my appearance at will."

"My name is Nami Hotoko and I have black hair and blue eyes."

"My name is Jenna Perkinson and I have blond hair and blue eyes."

"I'm Emily Donald and I have brown hair and brown eyes."

When Emily finished Marissa stood up and smiled. "Good, now that, that is over let's tell each other about ourselves. I have a crush on a boy in our year. I used to do gymnastics and I am a direct descendant of Salzar Slytherin."

"I have a crush on... Marissa's... brother. And I come from a pure blood Japanese family."

Marissa fell off of her bed laughing. "You like my brother." she gasped out. When Marissa stopped laughing she got back on her bed and nodded towards Nami.

Nami: "My cousin is Alice and that's about it."

Jenna: "Um, well, I have one brother who is a fifth year."

Emily: "I am a half-blood."

Marissa then spoke up, "That wasn't the best introduction, but okay."

Marissa looked at the clock to see it was nearly midnight. "Goodnight."

With that everyone got dressed for bed and then crawled into them and fell asleep.