The TARDIS zoomed through the Time Vortex, accidently denting a few time periods along the way. It spiraled uncontrollably. At the helm, the Doctor was being flung about like a ragdoll in a physics engine.
"Oi! What is wrong with you?" He shouted as he went head first into the swimming pool.
He emerged from the water, smelling somewhat of chlorine and another chemical he mistakenly bought on a trade planet. The saleswoman said it would clean his pool like never before. He somewhat managed to climb the ladder out of the pool and into the library.
Finally, after three trips to the tapestry and several unwanted trips to the greenhouse, he managed to take control of the helm. All lights were flashing and, besides the parking brakes, the TARDIS was woooshing and woooooing more and more. After completely sideswiping the Cold War and the 15th Jagernisten Era, it finally loomed to a stop.
"Hmmm. Chameleon Circuit is still broken. Not surprising. Stabilizers seem normal. Except for a few Russians and Jagernistenians miffed, it seems..fine. Now let's see where you've taken me."
He opened the door which promptly fell off its hinges. He stepped into the light, almost blinding him. He scanned around for any lifeforms which might tell him where the bugger he was. All that was around were two houses and what seemed to be a hi-tech lab.
"Hmmmm. I guess that's where I'll head first." He said cheerfully.
The walk was nothing short of brisk. The only life around was a strange man staring at the ocean and mumbling something about travelling. A slight tranquil wind blew through the Doctor's hair, releasing an aura of peace and purity.
"Hmmm. Pallet Town Lab. Seems like a neat place. Allons-y!"