!my poor youkai! chapter one!

(i don't own yuyu hakusho, or any of the characters, except for the hiei who lives

in my closet)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^chaper one=my hiei-sama!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

keri: hiei! where are you?

hiei: *hiding in a corner* go away!!! leave me alone!

keri: are you mad because you can't use your powers?

hiei: WHAT! what are you talking about!!!

keri: oops, i forgot to tell you...

hiei: WHY can't i use my power's here?!?!



keri: because it's MY fanfic, and I say so! don't make me punish you!

hiei: *shiver shiver* y-you wouldn't!

keri: i WOULD! don't push me!

hiei: (under his breath) hn, baka onna [baka onna means stupid woman in japanese!]

keri: oh, now you've done it! (pulls out a walkie talkie) NOW!!!

(kuwabara, yusuke and kurama enter)

kuwa,yusuke,kurama: *singing* macho macho man! i want to be, a macho man!

hiei: NOOO!!!!! anything but that!!!

keri: i warned you!

hiei: i'm SORRY! PLEAAASE stop it!!!

keri: alright boys, back. (they stop singing) good boys!

kurama: i somehow get the feeling that we are inferior characters in this story...

keri: did i give you permission to speak!

kurama: no, sorry master!

keri: hn... hiei, you're sooo kawaii!

hiei: oh no!

keri: *leaps at him and hugs him* i looooove you!

hiei: get her off of me!

kuwabara: looks like shorty's got a new friend (laughs in a stupid way, like the

stupid boy he is)

keri: look, it's yukina!

kuwabara: WHERE!?!?

keri: *whispering to hiei* get him

hiei: *smirks, and pulls out his katana* die! *stabs kuwabara in the chest*

kuwabara: owww

hiei: why aren't you dead?!?!

yusuke: yo, cuz this be keri's fanfic, ands shes gots ta make 'em die! ya know!

chichiri: hey, ya know is my saying, ya know?

keri: what are you doing here? fushigi yuugi fanfics are two floors up, in room 5.

chichiri: arigatou, no da? [arigatou means thank you and no da means ya know]

yusuke: yo, that was whack

kuwabara: i am gushing blood through my stomach! should i live, or not?

keri: review and vote!

see ya next time!