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CHAPTER 1: Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori

October 20th 1979

ONE YEAR TO LIVE!

Last night, after that useless meeting with our lovely Minister and his female (well, we think she is, despite evidence to the contrary) deputy, You-Know-Who attacked the Ministry. Yes, you heard it right. The Ministry was attacked!

Was it a nefarious plot to gain control over us, so we will follow him around like sheep ready to be slaughtered? Or, was it a ruse to show us that we should be very afraid? If it was, You-Know-Who certainly succeeded. After engaging the Auror's in a fierce battle, You-Know-Who attacked the Minister's private office, leaving devastating destruction and a note:

Dear Wizarding World,

You have 1 year to decide your fate.

Choose wisely,

Love

Lord Voldemort.

Is it a ploy to win us over by showing us kindness and mercy? Will we really have one year free from terror? Or will we all be executed tonight in our sleep? Whatever the case, we can only find out by waiting to see the outcomes. Good Luck, and to those I know if I never see you again I love you!

June 20th 1980

ARE WE SAFE?

Auror's to Start Regular Patrols

As of now, certified Auror's are starting regular patrols of the various accesses and entrances to our world and shopping areas, including but not limited to: the Ministry, Diagon Alley, The Leaky Cauldron, as well as Harper Lane, Deco Street, Sycamore Crescent, Witches Way and the entrance to Knockturn Alley. Apparently, this is to stop suspicious activities before they have a chance to begin. All on duty Auror's have permission from Minister Fudge to arrest anyone of suspicious character. They have also been granted permission to use any means necessary to subdue, so be careful.

Now I understand they are here to protect us, but who chooses what a suspicious character is? Auror's? Am I suspicious if I don't show them what I bought? What happens if it's embarrassing, like a certain Lockhart book (ed. #32)? Am I supposed to feel safe when my privacy is being invaded? According to Auror James Potter, it doesn't matter, and it's for the greater good. Humph, I would have liked to seen his face after he got his bags searched upon buying an unmentionable object from Moans and Groans, the adult store on the corner of Knocturn and Harper. Would Potter still have that self-righteous attitude, I ask you?

August 2nd 1980

POTTER'S HAVE TRIPLETS; LONGBOTTOM'S HAVE TWINS

On July 31st both Lily Potter and Alice Longbottom gave birth in St. Mungo's Hospital. Lily Potter, wife to Auror James Potter, gave birth to 2 handsome boys and a lovely baby girl. The Potter heir, James Robert Potter Jr., was born around 11:30 on the 30th. Harry Michael Potter was next at around midnight, with Heather Lauren Potter born a few seconds later, both a full 30 minutes after James Jr.

Meanwhile, next door, friend to the Potter's, Alice Longbottom, wife of Auror Frank Longbottom, gave birth to two identical boys. Neville John Longbottom, the heir, was born shortly after 2am, with his brother Peter Albert Longbottom born not long afterwards.

As of yet, none of the newborns have been tested for any magical abilities. The main Potter line have always displayed questionable habits and are renowned for have eccentric personalities, like the heir marrying a muggle-born, however it is surprising that the Longbottom's (historically noted as a neutral family, until now that is) are also avoided the tradition. The practice was first developed after Francine Rosen (Rosen line has since disappeared) gave birth to twins. The heir was extensively taught and trained only for Francine and her husband to find out his twin was more powerful and adept and other things. The Rosen test is a harmless spell that determines and lists the level of magical ability, if any, in a newborn child. The test is not, however, exactly accurate and should only be used as a guide.

It is unknown whether or not both families are going to conduct the Rosen and when asked both the Potter's and the Longbottom's answered with no comment. Consequently, we are left wondering if Lily Potter gave a miraculous birth to magical triplets, the first in over 500 years, or if she gave birth to squibs, a tragedy for the family's community of Godric's Hollow. The same applies to the Longbottom's, are the twins going to be able to go to Hogwarts, or will they be cast out of society like Michael Rosen?

November 1st, 1981

JAMES ROBERT POTTER JR.: BOY-WHO-LIVED

You-Know-Who has been VANQUISHED! DESTROYED! GONE! In a press conference today Albus Dumbledore, leader of the now disbanded Order of the Phoenix and Headmaster of Hogwarts, has acknowledged that You-Know Who has been destroyed by James Potter Jr, also known as Jamie, the only triplet believed to have magical abilities. It is uncertain whether or not Harry and Heather are actually squibs, though it is more than likely possible. Last night You-Know-Who attacked the Potter's at home in Godric's Hollow. You-Know-Who cast the killing curse at Jamie, who in a powerful explosion of magical prowess rebounded the curse, destroying You-Know-Who. We are saved! THE WAR IS OVER! Jamie Potter is the Boy-Who-Lived, only receiving a lightening bolt scar on his forehead, proof of his miraculous encounter.

According to Dumbledore, the Potter's, and Remus Lupin, a known werewolf, praise should also be given to Peter Pettigrew, a spy for the order who died bravely under You-Know-Who's hand, as he gave the Potter's warning before the attack. It was enough time for the Order of the Phoenix to show up and fetch needed aid for the family, all of whom suffered only minor injuries. More details will be announced at a ceremony to be held on November 6th in honor of Jamie Potter, our savior, along with a reception afterwards. Everyone is welcome and encouraged to attend. Praise be to the Boy-Who-Lived. Remus Lupin also wishes to thank the other spies for all their help and hard work.

For more info on You-Know-Who's reign of terror, turn to page 5, for the Potter's pages 3, 7, 8.

June 5th 1986

MISSING POTTER SIBLINGS

In a surprising twist of fate the Boy-Who-Lived siblings, Harry and Heather Potter have disappeared. The twins, as they were called because of their identical looks not shared by Jamie) did not show up for supper on the 4th of June. Auror's went promptly sent for by the father, James Potter (who has been restricted because of his personal involvement to the case), to look for the two children

If anyone has seen Heather or Harry Potter, please let the Auror Department know. Both Heather and Harry have curly black hair and grey/hazel eyes, although Heather's eyes are darker. Both are thin and shorter than the average. According to the twin's house-elf (one of the elf's also shared by Jamie, who personally has another five), they were last seen wearing red and black patched t-shirts, along with ripped jeans. Heather also had an old frayed green ribbon in her hair. Again, if anyone has seen either one please call the Auror Department.

June 15th, 1986

INCRIMINATING NEW EVIDENCE

As the search for the Potter twins continues, new evidence is being found that not all was as it seemed, and the two children's home life certainly wasn't all peaches and cream. An inquiry is now being made into the parenting of James and Lily Potter, after someone (who wishes to remain anonymous), overheard a comment of malicious intent from James Potter, regarding the two missing twins. James Potter was overheard saying to his wife, something along the lines of:

"I hope those ungrateful brats never come back... food once a day... we punished them only when they didn't listen or obey... fucking little assholes...gave everything they ever needed... might get arrested for it...they come back and I will make sure that both will never... walk, talk or breathe again...little annoying whorish freaks...of course we never wanted them……who wants two needy fucking retarded squibs……how dare they steal the spotlight from Jamie...should have gotten rid of them in the first place……nothing but trouble..".

Some, like family friend Remus Lupin, stated that they the twins were preventing Jamie from developing as he should. Lupin also commented on the supposed abuse that has recently come to light, saying that James and Lily punished the twins to set up distinct boundaries between good and evil, dark and light. He finally stated that if it stopped the twins from becoming dark then all for the better, James and Lily just saved our world from another dark era. We at the Prophet, can not help but wonder what this awful treatment actually taught the twins about dark and light actions, as it was their own parents, the ones who are supposed to love and accept no matter what, who gave the punishments. Some even documents, by the Special Analysis Division (SAD Squad), as being the Crucio curse and Deseidre, the temporary blindness curse. Personally, I find that absolutely cruel. The Potter's should be thrown in Azkaban (other people have been for less) and if you don't agree with me then you should be in a cell right next to them for condoning such horrible behavior to their OWN children, for Merlin's sake.

Heather and Harry, sweeties, if you are reading this and haven't found a new place to stay (I don't blame you for running away, I would have as well), I will personally adopt you and I'm sure others would too. If you ever need anything at all, at anytime, my door will be open, and you will never see those nasty Potter's again.

Surprisingly, others like Lord Malfoy who incidentally has been cleared of all charges, express concern that the abuse and neglect has been long-term. Malfoy scoffed at the thought of Heather and Harry Potter going dark, stating that they were only five, with absolutely no concept of light and dark.

When interviewed a surprising amount of people questioned the parenting of the Potter's, none more so than, Lady Elisabeth (Montgomery) Potter, the Matriarch of the Potter family. Lady Potter, who survived Lord Henry Potter's death in 1968 and notably absent from the socialite scene, received word from an unnamed source about the happenings of her estranged son only a few short days ago. She has returned from her American home to be present for the proceedings before leaving to go back to America. Although, Lady Potter, stated that she and her son do not get along (the understatement of the year: to see coverage about family history see page 10), the twins and her got along together splendidly, that is whenever her daughter-in-law decided to "get them off her hands." Lady Potter said "they were the most adorable children I have ever met. Both Harry and Heather got along with the other relatives; unlike that disgrace I call a son. I loved having them visit."

Mrs. Potter has publicly expressed her disgust at the actions of her son and daughter-in-law, and has already made plans to disinherit them, as well as any children presently and in the future, from the Potter Line. She has also made plans to gain custody of the twins, never one to give up hope, Lady Potter is certain they will return and she wants the twins to have nothing to do with their so-called parents.

The disinheritance was announced yesterday, at a conference held outside Gringotts bank in Diagon Alley, at which Lady Potter explained her reasoning. "I do not want to disown them from the line. I care little about them keeping the Potter name, as we the rest of the family, do not consider us related in any way. However, as of now they have no claim to any family vaults, properties or investments unless made by James Potter himself since turning 21. Any made in James's name by my husband or other relatives have since been re-claimed by me. He made his poor children, my grandchildren, survive on their own, it is time for me to return the favor. If he doesn't succeed, there is no one else he can place the blame on; it will be his own fault entirely."

Upon hearing a complaint against the treatment of our savior, Mme. Potter stated that she cared little about Britain's Wizarding society, "You are so far behind the times, I'm positively surprised you're not cavemen, and to rely on a child to save you is despicable. You're all adults its time to grow up and act like one. As of now, the Potter family is withdrawing from Britain. My husband was proud to call this land his home, but it would break his heart to see it as it is now." Surprisingly, the pure-blood families in attendance, including the Malfoy's, Nott's, Langston's, Chang's and the Boot family amongst others, gave the most applause for Lady Potters actions. If there are any further questions or concerns for Lady Potter, she can be reached through her manager Milhrook.

As stated, many people agree with the actions of Lady Potter and insist that James and Lily Potter be sentence to Azkaban. However, close friend to the Potter's, Sirius Black, from the notable Black family, has been out of the country due to personal reasons. We at the Prophet wonder what his actions will be once he returns and hears of these proceedings. Who will he side with and will it make a difference? A closed hearing will be held on the 8th at the ministry, to decide if the Potter's will be charged.

Once again, if anyone has seen Heather or Harry Potter, please let the Auror Department know. Both Heather and Harry have curly black hair and grey/hazel eyes, although Heather's eyes are darker. Both are thin and shorter than the average. Again, if anyone has seen either child, please let the Auror Department know.

June 25th, 1986

NOT GUILTY!!

It has been announced that the disinherited Potter's: James and Lily, are NOT GUILTY! This totally bogus verdict comes after a 10 day long trial, at the end of which the court (read: pre-selected idiots and Potter/Dumbledore supporters) voted for the outcome of the Potter's crimes- abuse, neglect, abandonment and use of an unforgivable. The court as mentioned before was carefully selected and full of Dumbledore supporters and the Potter's received the verdict from Dumbledore himself, not the Minister.

After the trial was over and the verdict declared, there was an immediate uproar from the mixed crowd gathered outside the courtroom. The Potter's amazingly, got off Scot-free with not even a scratch on their record. One muggle-born commented that even community service would

have been ok, anything is better then getting off with nothing. They then explained to the crowd that community service is when the person being charged, does various tasks to improve the community, for example: picking up garbage, painting fences, shelters, etc.

However, Albus Dumbledore stated to the press after the announcement, that the Potter's should not have been accused in the first place as they had done nothing wrong. He claimed that, Jamie is our savior and needs a little extra attention, and there was nothing wrong with the fact that Lily and James attended to his needs before anyone else. "After all we should be grateful to Jamie, as he saved us all from Voldemort's grasp. Be gad that the twins didn't make him turn to the dark side with their hatred." It was noticed, that Dumbledore, our esteemed Headmaster, did nothing to deny the accusations and crimes against the Potter family. As the trial scandal dies down, I as we all are am left to wonder about the actual happenings of the trial. Was there a trial or was it just a big tea party for Dumbledore supporters? None of us will know, as the only people permitted inside the courtroom were the members and the Minister.

Dumbledore, notice that it was not the Potter's themselves, commented that the family was deeply regretful of their actions and they hope that the twins will back to their rightful home. Obviously, they –Dumbledore included- forgot that Lady Potter successfully gained custody, just so that wouldn't happen, and the two children's rightful place is in her good hands. The Potter's were (wisely) unavailable for comments.

August 1st, 1986

TWINS DECLARED DEAD

Despite the almost 2 month search for Heather and Harry Potter, there is still no sign of either child, who have both been missing since the 4th of June. Minister Cornelius Fudge, under pressure from Albus Dumbledore and the Potter's, declared the twins, who are in actuality triplets with Jamie Potter, deceased citizens of Britain. Unsurprisingly, to the few who dislike the family since the false trial, the Potter's immediately left the Ministry to head to Gringott's Bank to lay claim to any inheritance they might have gained from the now deceased twins. They were then seen leaving the building in a rage, several hours later. One witness said that James Potter looked like he was about to blow a gasket. We are not entirely sure what a gasket is, but we get the picture that he was extremely upset.

Perhaps it was because the twins are a part of the main family line, and any inheritance diverts back to Lady Elisabeth Potter, while James, Lily and Jamie Potter have all been disinherited; although, I would have liked to have seen them disowned. It can be rather confusing with them still having the Potter name but not being an actual part f the family. Perhaps they left in a rage because this was the first time they looked at their finances and discovered the financial aspects of being disinherited. According to one shop owner in Diagon Alley, the family hasn't cut back on their extravagant spending, which leads us to questioning just how far in debt are they and who exactly are they leeching off of? We all know that money doesn't grow on trees, so how are they able to keep spending money as if they were rich. Granted, it might take a while to sink into their brains that they do not have the Potter vaults at their every beck and call, but it is still no excuse for that kind of spending. This was one of the reasons leading to Lady Potter's and her son's estrangement several years ago. Lady Potter is a notable figure in charity circles, giving numerous donations every year, despite the fact that she does not reside in England anymore, and to this we thank her greatly.

More story coverage on page 8;

For a list of Lady Elisabeth Potter's donations and favorite charities, see page 5.

A/N: Well dudes and dudettes, I finally got it to work again after what ... 2 months. Stupid computers! Anyway the story is back and arollin' and even with all this time I only have the next few chapters thought out. Ta-Ta for now.