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X Men: Pretty Logan
Scott hummed to himself. He'd done a good job of slipping a sleeping powder into the man's drink and now he was sleeping like a baby. He went and got the things setting them carefully by him.
He carefully slipped a pink blouse on the man, then a pink skirt. Then he put blush, mascara, eye shadow, and lipstick on him. He added white ladies shoes on his feet and put on a pearl necklace around his neck. He paused and added a pink hat.
The man stirred once and he froze, but the man just snored and he relaxed. He managed to get him in a sitting position and stuck a cigar in his mouth before grabbing the camera and stepping back and snapping a picture.
Just after the flash went off the man suddenly awoke and blinked. He took one look at himself, then at Scott and the camera, and his claws came out in an instant slashing the clothes off of his body before he jumped up and ran after him.
Scott laughed as he ran. "Wait till Jean sees this!"
"GIVE ME BACK THAT PICTURE!" Logan roared.
The others blinked as Wolverine staggered after Cyclops, wondering why on earth he was wearing. . . high heels?
THE END