A\N. This is something stupid that came up while talking to my rp partner. All the characters\ relationships are based off of the rp characters relationships, although this isn't an rp, It's me being stupid. And yeah, they're probably gonna have "alices" shut up and don't judge me...

Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you rule this fucking school. You might as well be royalty here, seriously. With your best friend Roxy by your side, nothing can happen to change that. See, Roxy is this really amazingly popular and beautiful girl. She throws all the best parties, and it is a known fact that if you're not there, and you don't have a reasonable excuse like " Oh no, I had a fucking seisure" excuse not a " Sorry, family game night" excuse, you are automatically at the bottom of the food chain.

The only problem with Roxy, is she tends to come to class totally sloshed a lot, and then you have to come up with some lame ass story to keep her out of detention, again. You not only do this because she's your bestie, you also do this because if she's not there, you tend to hang around some really annoying guy that is way to into the whole touchy feely scene.

His name's Dave, and he's always wearing bright neon clothes, he even dies his fucking uniform to the point were it hardly counts anymore. Seriously, the guy is like a walking add for some anime clothing line, you can't even look at him without getting a headache. Not to mention the second he gets a look at you, or anyone really, he attacks, and by attack you mean random hugs and kisses.

Of course those aren't the only people in your life. You ARE Karkat fucking Vantas after all

Theres this girl, Vriska Serket. She's a total fucking bitch, and depending whether or not she's pmsing you two can be realy fucking tight, or you could be at eachothers throats. You hate her, but if someonelse so much as lays a fucking hand on her you'll kick their ass, so you guess that makes the two of you friends, maybe.

And then there's John. He's a cool kid, well cool isn't exactly the right word, he's a fucking dork, but you like to hang out with him and watch movies sometimes. He's hinted at having a crush on you, but it's no big deal, he'll get over it.

Of course there's alsp Nep-

" Hey Nusby! Nubsy."

You turn to see Roxy running up to you with that stupid tipsy grin of hers.

" Hey. What's up? The world finally ending?"

The girl catches up to you and links her arm through yours rolling her eyes at you and giggling.

" Sor to disapoin you nubsy, but no. Although sometin big is totes happening!"

You eye her curiously and run a hand through your hair, almost knocking off the stupid cat ears that you don't want to explain.

" Well fucking spill already. I don't have all day you know."

She looks around to make sure nobody is listening, which tells you just how big of a deal this is.

As soon as she decides the coast is clear she leans in close and begins whispering in a slurred hurry.

" We're gettin a new stuent! He's spose to be a big deal or some shi! I mean seriously! Isn this soooo cool Nuby?"

You're eyes go wide and your jaw drops, you never get new students. EVER.

This was a reall y big deal.

This also meant that Roxy was going to throw a-

" I believe tish the perfet occasion for a party! I mean, how ofen does tis actually happen!"

" Hey look it's tipsy white and one of the seven dwarves! Where are the others, Shorty?"

Vriska walked up to you and wrapped an arm around your shoulder leaning in forming a small gossip huddle.

" So what are we talking about? Anything actually worth my time?"

You glare at her and push her away, eyeing her altered uniform. Looks like it's punk pirate today. Safety pins and skull and cross bones every where, ripped up punk blue and black thigh highs with cross bones in every blue stripe under her short tan skirt, combat boots, a cute little chain necklace with a pirate hat charm dangling from it, and of course her too tight white button up with more then enough buttons undone. She looked like a slut.

" Nothing is ever worth your time, Queen Bitch. It hurts me that I cannot live up to the expectations of such a beautiful ruler, so how about you leave before i kill myself in my depression?"

She gave you her signature sarcastic smile.

" More reason to stay. What would I do if my most loyal subject killed himself? I'd be heart broken. No one needs a heart broken queen. So I shall stay with you, my lovely follower, and make sure you are completely safe. But seriously, what's with all this whispering? You two fucking behind our backs?"

You and Roxy both roll your eyes at her comment and you shoot her a weak glare.

" How elequent of yo-"

Roxys hand quickly covers your mouth before you go into some loud rant and draw attention to your little group chat.

" Nah, i don think 'm drunk enough to fuck Nusby. Although there is some pretty biiig noose. I mean news."

Vriska leaned in closer curiously, she was never one to turn down juicy gossip.

" We're gettin a new stuent!"

Vriska gasped loudly and dramatically, which caused more then a few straying eyes to glance our way.

" No way! She did that?"

She was quick to cover her trail, and the students looked away, deciding it was just some pointless chatter.

You push Roxys hand away from your mouth violently and take a gasp of air.

" I believe this conversation should be moved to a more private location."

You hiss under your breath and stomp off towards Roxys dorm, knowing the girls are following you.

If you know Roxy, which you do, the rest of the conversation is going to be about how to sneak around the staff to throw some stupid ass party.

You can't fucking wait.