First off, this is meant to be a parody...
Secondly, you would want to do this in order...
1) listen to T-Pain's "I'm in love with a stripper"
2) then read this remake...
it would be a little more funny at least, OR you can listen to the song while reading this.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Bungie, or T-Pain's song
I'm n luv wit an AI
Goddamn, lil'girl
You know you thick as an old memory chip
You know what I'm saying?
Matter fact, after the fight
You know what I'm talkin' bout?
Me and my Spartans gon' be together
You know what I'm sayin'?
I ain't worryin' 'bout them really though
I'm just lookin' at you
Ooh, shit, you know
You got them big processing chips, god damn
Got the body of a goddess
Got eyes, light navy blue, I see you girl
(loadin' low)
She comin' down from the my helmet
(to do tha network)
Yea, she know what she doin'
(yeah, yeah, yeah,)
She doin' that right thang
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
I need to get her over to my crib
And download her to my laptop
(Cause I'm in love wit an AI)
She decoding', she loadin', she loadin'
She hackin' that network and
(I'm in love wit an AI)
She transmittin', she playin', she playin',
I'm not goin' nowhere, girl, I'm stayin'
(I'm in love wit an AI)
She decodin', she loadin', she loadin'
She hacking' that network and
(I'm in love wit an AI)
She transmitting', she playin', she playin'
I'm not goin' nowhere, girl, I'm staying
(I'm in love wit an AI)
She's every's computer dream
She's Catherine's gift to earth
Marines they love 'em too
That's what you call an AI's worth
See, I love all the AIs
Because they show me data
They know I never pay, it's free
Whenever I hit da terminal
But I can't even lie
The AIs here so fly
She movin' in and out dat storage chip
Got me mesmerized
Lord Hood don't ever trick
But goddamn, she thick
I can't lie, I must admit
(I'm in love wit an AI)
She decodin', she loadin', she loadin'
She hackin' that network and
(I'm in love wit an AI)
She transmittin', she playin', she playin',
I'm not goin' nowhere, girl, I'm stayin'
(I'm in love wit an AI)
She decodin', she loadin', she loadin'
She hackin' that network and
(I'm in love wit an AI)
She transmitting', she playin', she playin'
I'm not goin' nowhere, girl, I'm staying
(I'm in love wit an AI)
Out of all the AI's, she be the smartest
Likin' da way she break it down, I see you, girl
(broadcasting wide)
And she lookin' at me
(right in my visor)
Yeah, she got my attention
(yeah, yeah, yeah,)
Did I forget to mention?
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
I need to get her over to my crib
And download her to my laptop
(I'm in love wit an AI)
She decodin', she loadin', she loadin'
She hackin' that network and
(I'm in love wit an AI)
She transmittin', she playin, she playin,
I'm not goin' nowhere, girl, I'm stayin'
(I'm in love wit an AI)
She decodin', she loadin', she loadin'
She hackin' that network and
(I'm in love wit an AI)
she transmittin', she playin', she playin'
I'm not goin' nowhere, girl, I'm staying
(I'm in love wit an AI)
She can pop it, she can lock it
Sargeant Johnsondown 'bout ta
See this sexy AI
(in my flashdrive)
She don't know what she is doing
(to my computer)
Yeah, she turnin' trick's on me
(yeah, yeah, yeah,)
She don't even know it
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
I got her over to my crib to hack the Covenant
(I'm in love wit an AI)
She decodin', she loadin', she loadin',
She hackin' that network and
(I'm in love wit an AI)
she transmittin', she playin', she playin'
I'm not goin' nowhere, girl, I'm stayin'
(I'm in love wit an AI)
She decodin', she loadin', she loadin'
She hackin' that network and
(I'm in love wit an AI)
She transmittin', she playin', she playin',
I'm not goin' nowhere, girl, I'm stayin'
(I'm in love wit an AI)
She decodin', she loadin', she loadin'
She hackin' that network and
(I'm in love wit an AI)
She transmittin', she playin', she playin',
I'm not goin' nowhere, girl, I'm stayin'
(I'm in love wit an AI)
She decodin', she loadin', she loadin'
She hackin' that network and
(I'm in love wit an AI)
She transmittin', she playing, she teasin'
I'm in love wit an AI...
A/N: review if you want, but please don't flame... this story came up as an idea when I was reading a Halo fanfic called "Je Mourrais", good story
Also, if you can guess as to who the AI is, well thats the easy part
I want you to guess who is in love with the AI lol!
Hint: I support C x C :P
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