EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
ROMEO
VS
SIMBA
BEGIN
[ROMEO]
PROTECTOR OF THE PRIDELAND IS THAT YOU LITTLE FAG
YOU COULDN'T EVEN PIN NALA YOU ARE A SHITTY DRAG
YOU KEEP ON FATHERING KIARA AND AND KION TOO
BUT NALA WILL LEARN HOW YOU RAPE YOU TOO
MY MOVIE AND STORY ARE BETTER THAN YOURS
YOU RAN OFF TO THE JUNGLE BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING WHORE
YOUR FATHER IS DEAD WELL YOU CAN KISS MY BONER
SARABI IS A RETARD YOU CAN'T EVER TRUST HER
[SIMBA]
WELL DON'T COUNT ON WINNING YOU CRAPPY MONTAGUE
YOU WERE BANISHED FROM THE CITY BECAUSE YOU KILL A FRIEND OR TWO
YOUR GIRLFRIEND JULIET IS A SLUTTY LITTLE ROADKILL
SHE DIDN'T KILL HERSELF JUST GAVE HERSELF A SLEEPY PILL
YOU COULDN'T EVEN WAIT TEN SECOND OF WAITING
YOU COMMITED SUCIDE DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS BREATHING
I'LL GET MY SON AND THE REST OF THE LION GAURD
TO BLAST YOU OFF AWAY AND KICK YOU IN THE NARD
[ROMEO]
WEL FUCK YOU SIMBA YOU COULDN'T FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT
AFTER THAT EVENING YOU AND NALA HAD A FIGHT
YOU THINK MY MOVIE WAS BAD WELL TALK ABOUT THE IRONY
YOU COPY THE FIRST ONE FROM HAMLET YOU FREAK
EVEN WHEN YOU APPEAR IN THE TIMON AND PUMBAA SHOW
YOU ARE A LAZY ASS LION YOU ARE SUCH A HOE
AND IN THE LION GUARD YOU ARE REALLY RASCIT
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER WHO A LION OR A CHICK
[SIMBA]
THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
BEFORE YOU WERE BANISHED YOU HAD SEX WITH JULIET TOO
DAMMIT I CAN HANDLE NALA YOU LITTLE BANANA PEAK
I WILL SOON KILL YOU NOW AND EAT YOU AS A MEAT
YOUR MOVIE WAS SAD AND IT WAS FUCKING LAME
IN MY MOVIE SIMBA PRIDE EVERYTHING WAS THE SAME
DON'T COPY MY SHIT YOU SHITTY COPYCATER
AND SPEAKING OF WHICH YOU KNOW I'M A WINNER
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE