A/N: Don't ask about how I got this idea because I really don't know xD This is just meant to be funny, okay? Seriously, every Spongenbob episode reminds me of a good Frozen scene so I just made some that I thought fit perfectly with our Frozen gang. There is one scene that I got off Youtube and isn't from Spongebob. I OWN NOTHING BUT MY CREATIVITY!
"I WIN! I WIN!" Hans yelled.
Anna blinked. "It's not about winning, it's about fun!"
Hans grimaced. "What's that?"
"Fun is when you- Fun is...it's like...it's kinda...sorta like a- What is fun? I I..-Let me spell it for you." she smiled.
(Random music starts to play)
"F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me!" Anna sang.
Hans folded his arms and sighed.
"N if or anywhere and any time at all.."
Random choir, "Down here in Arendelle!"
Hans smirked. "F is for fire that burns down the whole town! U's for uranium bombs. N is for no survivors WHEN YOU-!"
"Hans! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Now, do it like this! F is for friends who do stuff-"
"Never. That's completely idiotic." Hans frowned.
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"I told you I'm never getting out of my room again." Elsa said, sternly.
"Never ever?" Anna asked.
"Never ever ever ever." Elsa replied.
"Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever?!" Anna asked.
"Never ever ever ever ever ever never!"
"Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever?"
Elsa sighed. "Never ever ever ever ever ever!"
"Never ever ever? Never ever? Ever? Ever? Ever? Ever? Ever?"
"GAH, ANNA THAT IS ENOUGH! Olaf, would you mind showing these two to the door?" Elsa groaned.
Olaf waddled over and opened the door for Anna and Kristoff. They walked out and Anna thanked him. The door closed and Kristoff shook his head, folding his arms.
Anna sighed. "I guess I'll have to find a new best friend... HEY, HANS?"
A door from one of the halls opened and Hans poked his head out. "NO."
"Aww..." Anna groaned.
"Don't worry, Anna. We'll show Elsa that there's nothing to be afraid of." Kristoff said.
"And, that's when I punch her, right?" Anna asked, smiling.
Kristoff frowned and gave her a look.
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"KRISTOFF! KRISTOFF!" Hans yelled from his bed.
Kristoff hurried with his lemonade and entered the rom.
"And, why aren't you in uniform?" Hans demanded.
Kristoff stepped out and returned with a maid's dress.
"It's about time you got here!" Hans said, impatiently.
Kristoff handed him his lemonade. "Here you go, Your Majesty."
"I can't drink that!" Hans snapped.
"Why not?" Kristoff groaned.
"Are you blind? Just look at it!"
Kristoff stared at the lemon inside the cup and shrugged. "What about it?"
"That lemon has 3 seeds in it! That's an odd number! I can't eat anything odd numbered."
"Fine, I'll just take it out." Kristoff said, shoving his hand in the glass.
"No! NO! It's already been contaminated by a bad lemon! It won't work!" Hans yelled.
"Hmmm that's two things in this castle that won't work." Kristoff said, angrily.
"The, go fix that." Hans growled.
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Hans and Elsa arrived at her prom and he took out her to-do list.
"Well, I guess the first thing we should do is-"
Snap!
"Yay! My first prom picture!" Elsa applauded.
"Ah, ah. Our first prom picture." Hans said smoothly, as he wrapped his arm around her.
She frowned and froze his arm, causing him to leap back in pain.
"Let's get this over with." she said, walking away.
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"You can't marry a man you just met." Elsa said, firmly.
"You can if it's true love." Anna said, with her arm clinked with Hans's arm.
"Anna, what do you know about true love?" Elsa sighed.
"But, I love him." Anna insisted.
"You love him? You met him Sunday, it's barely Thursday. Slow down, crazy. Slow down." Elsa said.
"It's true love!" Anna yelled.
"Translation: 'Desperate. Desperate. I am really desperate.'" Elsa mocked.
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Hans grabbed a guitar, as he sat in the dungeon of the Southern Isles and played.
"When I arrived..in Arendelle. I thought that I had everybody on my side. But, I went and blew it. All sky high, and now she won't even spare a passing glance. All just because I...ripped her heart."
Suddenly, Elsa, Kristoff and Anna appeared in the dungeon and sang along.
"When big Elsa came 'round just to put him down, Prince Hans turned into a clown. And, no girl ever wants to be part of a fool who went and...broke her heart." They sang.
"I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse, but the pain feels so much worse." Hans sang.
"'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun, than a frozen heart, or being cut apart."
"Now, I've learned a lesson I won't soon forget, so listen and you won't regret. Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance and you won't end up like the fool, who broke her heart...!"
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Stranded in a forest, Hans began to panic.
"Stuck on the middle of nowhere with Anna and Kristoff." he groaned, glancing at them.
They held hands and waved at him.
"Oh, why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?! WHY?!" he cried.
"Aw, don't worry, Hans. It could be worse." Anna said.
"Yeah, you could have red hair and long sideburns." Kristoff said.
Hans frowned. "Whelp, this is the end."
He fell onto the ground face-forward. Anna smiled.
"No, it's not, Hans." she said.
Kristoff stopped hammering their coffins at that. "It's not?"
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A/N: This isn't meant to make sense lol I hope to post more if I can think of anything else xD This is NOT a story!