In Which Silph. Co Decides To Add A Texting Feature To The Pokegear
Morty: Hey, we're still on for that battle on Tuesday, right?
Sabrina: Of course, I predicted that the dojo would be free that day.
Morty: Yeah, right.
Sabrina: I know you're mocking me, but that doesn't matter. I'm gonna lick your ass so hard on Tuesday!
Morty: I beg your pardon?
Sabrina: KICK! I MEANT KICK!
Morty: Oh... did you see this coming?
Sabrina: Surprisingly, no.
Bugsy: Clair said something mean to me again!
Chuck: What was it this time?
Bugsy: She said the nipples on my face looked ugly!
Chuck: Well, you really shouldn't blame her.
Bugsy: Crap, I meant dimples!
Chuck: I'm starting to wonder why that word's on your Pokegear anyways.
Daisy: Want to come to my place for tea next week?
Bill: I'm in Johto right now and you're too fat!
Daisy: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Bill: FAR! I MEANT FAR! YOU ARE NOT FAT AT ALL!
Whitney: I need another leader's opinion on something and you're the only one who's close enough?
Falkner: What about Morty?
Whitney: He's in Kanto now.
Falkner: Fine, what is it?
Whitney: I'm rearranging the blocks in my gym too look like a Miltank, can you come by and see it?
Falkner: I don't see why not.
Whitney: Awesome! Thanks for letting me blow you!
Falkner: Well, I don't know how to reply to that.
Whitney: SHOW! NOT BLOW! I MEANT SHOW YOU!
Falkner: I'm taking a screen shot of this.
Lyra: So, where are you now?
Ethan: Cycling Road, near Celadon.
Lyra: Oh, cool. Hey, are you ever going to come back to Johto at any time soon?
Ethan: Eventually.
Lyra: ):
Ethan: Sorry, Lyra. I've got a few more gym battles to fight.
Lyra: It's all right. Tell you what, if you ever find the time to come near New Bark, we should have a movie night or something.
Ethan: What movie?
Lyra: Not sure. How about Meowth and Boobs?
Ethan: Is that a porno? Because if it is, then how about no?
Lyra: What?
Ethan: Meowth and Boobs.
Lyra: Ahhh! I meant booms.
Lyra: *boos
Lyra: *bootybops
Lyra: *bootylicious
Lyra: B-O-O-T-S
Ethan: Why is bootylicious in your Pokegear?
Lyra: If I had an answer, I'd tell you.
Jasmine: Hello.
Clair: What do you want?
Jasmine: Never mind.
Clair: What do you want?
Jasmine: Never mind, it's not important any more
Clair: Arceus-dammit! What do you want, woman!
Jasmine: I made you mad, I'll ask someone else
Clair: JUST TELL ME!
Clair: I mean, just tell me.
Jasmine: I'm thinking of upgrading the design of my gym too look more like the Iron Works I saw in Sinnoh
Clair: I've never been there, why are you telling me?
Jasmine: I just need some advice, how do your pokemon deal with battling in such heat?
Clair: My Dragonite hates Ice, so she's all right in the heat.
Clair: You know, you should just talk to Blaine. His gym's still steaming hot despite being in a cave.
Jasmine: Blaine scares me.
Clair: Too bad. Leave me alone, I'm perfecting Draco Meteor with Dragonite
Jasmine: Fine, go f**k yourselves.
Clair: EXCUSE ME?
Jasmine: ENJOY! I MEANT ENJOY!
Clair: I WILL LOCK YOU IN THE DRAGON'S DEN!
Jasmine: IT WAS AN AUTOCORRECT ERROR, I SWEAR! I'M SO SORRY!
Clair: ...
Clair: Fine, I believe you.
Clair: For now.
Clair: Next time we meet, I'm battling you
Jasmine: Over a spelling error?
Clair: Yeah, so?
Jasmine: Fine, good day
Clair: It's 9 o'clock at night!
Jasmine: Sorry
Clair: Don't be.
Jasmine: Sorry.
Clair: Stop apologizing.
Jasmine: Sorry.
Clair: ...
What did I create?
Disclaimer: If I owned, I'd be rich