Kumo: Hi there~! This is the Kumo Show! I shall try my best and not annoy, humiliate, or frustrate any of my friends here! Oh, hi pineapplehead!

Mukuro: kufuf-

-THWACK-

Mukuro: -ignores the pain with a smile- Where. Did. That. Come. From?

Kumo: ah, sorry! The pineapple I was holding flew out of my hands somehow -smiles innocently-

Mukuro: -twitch- anyway, so why did you call me over?
Kumo: oh, just to ask a few questions here and there~ so Mukuro, do you really do this? -points to a video of mukuro whipping his hair back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth...-

Mukuro: -smiles calmly- no.

Kumo: really? -pouts- but I had a security camera in your room and it took a video of you doing this while you sing along to the song in front of the mirror!

Mukuro: -still smiling calmly- oh? Now when did you-

Kaminari: oh hey there Kumo! So pineapple-chan is here, huh?
Mukuro: my name is NOT pineapp-

Kumo: yep! Did you bring over skylark-chan?

Kaminari: -nods head- but I had to set Hibird on fire first before he agreed to come here, so now here he is~

Hibari: -walks in the room while radiating an angry aura- so what do you want, herbivores?

Kumo: we want your body :D

Hibari: what the f-

Kaminari: -covers hibari's mouth- no cussing, since we don't have censors right now!

Kumo: sooo since we have pineapple-fairy and skylark-chan here, I'll give them plenty of non-humiliating questions! -points at a picture with tyl hibari and current hibari kissing each other- do you really love yourself that much to go make out with yourself when visiting the future?

Hibari: -no response-

Kumo: -pokes hibari- at least say something!

Hibari: -still no response except for glaring at that picture-

Kaminari: very well -whips out a knife and cuts open the front of his shirt-

Fangirls: KYAAAAAAAAAAA~~~ Hibari-sama's sexy abs!

Kumo: -snickers- if you don't say anything then I'll have Kami-kun keep doing this until you have no clothes left~

Hibari: -murderous aura is growing- you herbivores... I'll bite you to death!

Kumo: ooohhh I'm so scared!

Mukuro: kufufu~

Kaminari: -whips out identical tonfa- I bet I can bite better than you!

Hibari: bring it! -charges at kaminari-

Kumo: wait wait wait! -knocks hibari into the room next door- I cant have fighting going on over here!

Kaminari: umm... do you even know what's in that room?

Kumo: ….. -locks the door- he needs some disciplining himself, so it's fine

-everyone ignores the thumping and banging and groans and watnot in that room-

Kumo: -cough- anyway, let's continue

-To Be Continued :D-

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