This is the third instalment of 'The Demon and the Light' trilogy! Please, if you haven't read the first or the second, go do that! you will get confused otherwise! But for those of you that have read the previous ones, Enjoy!

Disclaimer: The sad reality is that I do not own Death Note and I only own the plot of this god awful story… it hurts… nah, just kidding

The Demon and the Light: New-Born

Chapter 1: Gaybies

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"Make it stop! Make it stop!" the cry of Mello could be heard throughout the Wammy's residence building. "S-stop panicking! What did you feed him?" Came the shout of Near, the once calm and collected teen that now couldn't stop shouting for the life of him. "I haven't even fed him you brat! Make him stop!"

"Wow. You guys really don't know how to look after babies! Go damn it! Stop holding him like that, Mello! His going to do it more if you do that!" Came the shout of Matt, sounding as distressed as the first two. "But he won't stop!"

(Mello's POV)

"Matt! Do something! This is gross!" I shout at the brunette that was just standing a little ways away from me while he let baby L vomit all over me. "No, nooo, I am not getting any closer! You were supposed to look after him now you can handle that!" he shouts back and I sigh in frustration.

"L! Please stop vomiting! This isn't funny! Can't you be a good baby like light?!" and as if magic L finally stopped vomiting after what felt like hours but was only a few minutes, and looked up at me with big eyes. I held him at arm's length from me, seeing as he was vomiting and he had already puked up most of whatever was in his system on me. "Goo-."

"Waah!" Came the cry of Light who wasn't being a good baby anymore and when L heard the distressed wailing of the small brunettes cry he started crying himself. "No! You two are supposed to be grown men! Stop crying like a baby!"

"They are babies you idiot!" Near shouted at me as he picked up Light. "Make him stop crying and give him a bath, and Mello, go change your clothes" The albino says, his calmness slowly coming back. "Why must I get L! you had him yesterday! Give Light back!" I complained but the albino only brushed me off and walked out the room, Ryuk following him like the god guard angel he was.

"Mello, please be careful with my charge and your brother" I glare at Matt before bringing L closer to me so that I could rock him in my arms, like I had last night, to get him to sleep. "Why did he vomit? We haven't even fed them yet…"

"This is L, even as a baby he is unpredictable" Matt said with a shoulder shrug. Once L had finally stopped crying I walked to the bathroom that was connected to mine and Nears shared room. "I think I understand their whole aging process…" I mutter out as I fill the basin with water since I could possibly drown the baby in the bath tub and I don't think I could shower him…

"Well, Near said last night that they would probably be back to normal in three months. I figured that they will age daily for the next three months. This means that Light will age five months each day and L six. And this also means that we will be doing lots of shopping for them, yay" I say unenthusiastically.

It had only been a few hours after we woke up and found out about them aging daily, thanks to Near for kindly pointing it out. As if we couldn't see that. "So we basically get to live the life as parents for the next three months… how nice… ah crap… that means we have to look after them when they hit their teens… that should be fun… don't you think, Matt?" I ask as I bath the fussing baby L.

"Oh, it should be just great! You're giving them the birds and the bees talk!" I turn my head around to glare at the brunette. "Oh wait! They need the Bees and the Bees talk! I'm sure you can give them that!" I retort and he only snickers at me. "Yeah, I almost forgot! They're gaybies!" I couldn't help but laugh at that because it was probably one hundred per cent true.

"You can say that again!" I say cheerfully, gently putting the fussing baby in the basin. I made sure the water was warm enough for baby L but also made sure that it wouldn't burn or irritate him. as soon as the water touched his skin, L seemed to relax and stopped his wailing. "Aww, he like's baths! That's so cute!" I gush over the baby who started splashing the water with his stubby hands.

"Aww, no matter how annoying, his just too cute!" I think I was starting to fan-girl over my, now baby, brother. "Stop gushing and wash the baby, we still need to talk to Watari and then get him some clothes by a store…" ah, that was right, they had no baby essentials. No clothes, nothing. "How are we going to feed them if we don't have anything for them yet?"

"I think we can give them some milk… it should be fine…" the brunette says, not sounding fully sure with himself. "And clothes?"

"Well. We can use a soft cloth as a makeshift nappy and you can just give them one of your shirts, since you do kinda have a small frame, the shirts will fit like a gown… and they are a bit bigger so the shirts shouldn't be that long…" I nod my head and bath the splashing baby finish. "Grab me one of the white fluffy towels" I call out and the brunette does what is asked of him to do.

He spreads the towel and wraps it around baby L when I lifted him from the basin. Our hands rubbed against each other slightly, sending a shock down my spine. "Thanks" I mutter, ignoring the sudden feeling I got from accidentally touching Matt, brushing it off as surprise.

"Now go get a clean cloth and some pins, I have powder in my room so we can use that" Matt gives me a pointed look and I only shrug my shoulders. "Baby powder smells nice okay…" I mutter and he shrugs his shoulders this time, handing me the baby and leaving the bathroom. I do the same and put L on my bed, the towel spread under him.

I went to my draw and snatched my powder from the partially empty thing. I powder L everywhere, his belly, arms, legs and backside. I even powdered his small baby private parts, not really wanting to, but had no choice really. "What does powder do anyway? Or cream?" Matt's voice made me jump a little in surprise.

I turn around to glare at him. "Don't scare me like that… and they do it because some babies get rashes or something, and I think the powder helps make it go away… I don't know, I am not a baby expert…" Matt nods his head and hands over a square looking cloth and some baby pins.

I fold the cloth into a triangular shape and lift L by his legs enough to slide the cloth under him. once I did that, I took the sides of the cloth and brought them over baby L's basically non-existent hips, bring the last part up between his legs and closing it with two of the pins, first making sure that the cloth wouldn't slide off of the baby's small legs. Once I did that I lifted the baby up and held his head by my shoulder as if I was burping him, which I would never do again because the first time had led to L empting his stomach on me.

"You're quite good at looking after him" Matt said in a fond tone that he mostly spoke with towards L. "I watch lots of movies and kinda pick everything up from there" I shrug my shoulders. "Besides… this is only nappy changing… that's easy… but things aren't going to be one smooth rollercoaster"

Indeed, things were going to get quite tough…

(Near's POV)

"I have informed Watari about their changing daily issue… unfortunately he had some business to attend to with the new guy, Roger. He also left us to come up with a way to manipulate Light's parents if they ask for him or something… though I think it will be hard, we can do it, as long as we're doing it as a team" I inform, receiving nods from Matt and Mello, Ryuk just sitting there, eating his apple, not quite listening because he already knew what I was talking about.

"Also, L is to be under you're care and Light under my own. I took Light because I get along better with Ryuk than you do, seeing as you two will just argue the whole time together and I won't. And you get along better with Matt so there you have it, you take L and I take Light."

To be honest, I only took Light because he seemed to be more behaved… L would be a handful. "You're one selfish bastard, but I don't mind taking L, I mean look, his just so cute!" Mello exclaims, showing the baby that had his thumb in his between his two small lips, a typical L thing, giving us an innocent look.

Light seemed to be interested in the other baby, seeing as he started moving around in my lap, shifting arms so that he was reaching for L. Baby L seemed to notice Lights actions seeing as he started moving in Mello's hands, trying to reach out to the baby brunette. "Aww, they wanna be by each other! How adorable!" Mello gushed as he brought L forward and put him on the floor by my feet.

I pick Light up and gently put him on the floor next to L. The babies' giggles as they tried to hug each other but their weak limbs only made them fall with a soft thud. Mello started cooing at the two and I was starting to wonder if he was high or drunk… or possibly both…

"Matt… what is he on?" I ask the brunette who stared at Mello's babbling form. "That's what I'm trying to figure out…" the angel muttered out. "Aww, look! Light poked L on the nose! So kawaii!" Mello shouts, pointing at the two babies that were sitting further than what they were a few minutes ago. "Mello, stop being a girl and focus for once. We need to go out and get them the essentials they need… Mello! Can you stop cooing over them!" I shout when the blonde wouldn't listen to me and chose to rather babble over the babies.

"But Near! They are just too cute! I just wanna eat them up!" okay… that was just weird and plain disturbing… i can't even imagine Mello taking one of their arms and gnawing on it… okay, now I have imagined it…

"Mello, if you don't shut up, you're band from eating chocolate for a whole month" the blonde immediately stopped his gushing and straightened his spine. "Right, what do we need to do again?" he asks, his voice holding a tone of seriousness.

For most humans, love is the only way, but Mello wasn't human, and chocolate was the only way for him… but it works out for us because we can get him to do stuff for us via 'chocolate bribes'

It was simple really…

"Hey Near, speak, the gaybies are starting to look hungry so I think we need to get them something in their bellies" Gaybies? What is a-

Oh… Light and L are gaybies… I shake my head at Matt and Mello who only grinned at me.

"You two are unbelievable"

Oh this was going to be a tough three months…

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A/N:

Well hello there! So, as promised, here is the third instalment to this series! Updates for this one though will not be frequent, probably only once a week, maybe two, but I assure you, I will not put it on hold like I had originally planned… please review, even if its to tell me that this absolutely sucked. I wanna know if there is anything wrong so that I can fix it or make it better.

Ciao!