1Fonzie parked his bike outside of Jenny's Pickalo's house and knocked on her front door. She had been begging him to take her out on a date for weeks. Fonzie, lover of all women, dropped his date with the Popalopis Twins to make her happy. When he did this Jenny thought, "These are happy days indeed".
"Hiya, Fonz", Jenny said as she greeted him at the door, wearing her best outfit.
"Eyyyyy", Fonzie said.
"Where are we going tonight?", she asked.
"Inspiration Point-a-mundo!", Fonzie exclaimed.
"That's boss!", she said as she jumped up and down.
As the wind swept through her hair and she held on tight to Fonzie's waist, Jenny thought about how lucky she was. Fonzie was the coolest guy in Milwaukee and the fact that she was with him made her the coolest girl. She was the tops!
They pulled up to the empty parking area which overlooked all of Milwaukee. The image was beautiful.
"Why don't we go over to those bushes and make it", Fonzie said.
"Anything for you Fonz. But I do have to tell you something first....".
"The Fonz don't care about nothin'. Now do me a favor and sit on it!"
Fonzie carried her to a small bush over on the side (of course they couldn't fool around on his bike! Come on!) and made passionate love for about 30 seconds.
They went back to his bike but then Jenny started sobbing.
"What gives?", Fonzie asked
"Fonz... you didn't give me the chance to tell you. I have HPV."
"What the heck is HPV?"
"Human Papaloma Virus. You're going to get warts on your... your...."
Thinking about on how many times he was able to magically start Arnold's jukebox with his fist, Fonzie punched himself in the dick.
"Eyyyyyyy. All gone", he said.
"Ummmm, can you....?", Jenny said.
At that, Fonzie punched her square in the box.
After that, they went back and set fire to Jenny's house, killing her parents and three small dogs. They were never seen again.