You would not believe your eyes when you heard the splendid hotness in the skies.
It was a dark and stormy daytime event and death could be heard from all corners. Luigi had the attacking weapon and it would strike fear into most hearts.
"Luigi! You are being-a cuckoo!" cried his brother Mario, leaking orange juice from his nose because he inhaled a gallon twelve seconds ago.
"I am not a cuckoo individual!" Luigi roared Luigi-ly as he shot a mound of chicken-flavoured goodness from the attacking weapon. The blast hit Yoshi and he got major BOO-BOOS!
King Boo came around the corner and found out he was no longer a major as just a single entity. He quickly swallowed all of Petey Piranha in order to unlock his stand.
Mario gasped at the power that King Boo had made for himself. "I can see why the world is at its days..." he said as he sipped some more stinkin' OJ.
Luigi sneered and shot some more attacks. These blasts struck Donkey Kong right in each cheek. All four of them. DK collapsed at Mario's feet.
"Mama stinkin' mia..." Mario said like an angsty teen with a stupid backstory that takes too long to explain and stuff.
"Yeah, I'm a badboy, my bro," said Luigi as he twisted his toes like this.
Toad arrived on his hot motorcycle and begged for some studious competition. "Yo, bros... Get N or get out."
Luigi took this as a real challenge and he quickly groomed his mustache with his lucky comb and hopped onto his Kart. "I'll destroy your winning streak, mushroom boy!" he snarled like an absolute monster.
"Luigi should go to jail," said Mel Gibson, who was disguised as a Toad and it was somehow fooling everyone because this fanfic is based on any random thought that just so happens to pop into my head. You really need to stop reading this, bruh. I'm concerned for your well-being. This is not a healthy way to waste your time. Go read a good fanfic. Please, I'm begging you.
Mario saw the genie lamp in the corner and rubbed it like he meant justice. The genie came out and he was Toad-flavoured just like in Mario Party 3: Liquid Snake's Revenge.
"Have at you!" cried Toad as he revved up the motorcycle motors. Luigi did that too, but he threw an illegal banana peel at Toad and Toad slipped instantly.
Toad's cycle crashed and landed on New York City's most priceless relic: the Crystal Coconut.
"Aye-aye! Nose-nose! Throat-throat!" cried DK as his cheeks healed thanks to King Boo's amazing Stand powers.
"Alligator go salmon-less..." said DK in his thankful way of pure Japanese because Dk's father was Shigeru Miyamoto which meant Bowser Jr. was his brother. Don't believe me? Look it up.
"Fret not, I think Luigi is a loser to Toad still..." said Mario with skeleton-like determination. He was no longer afraid of flowers or spaghetti dates.
"Number 15..." said Luigi with cocky grin at Toad's bup face. "Koopa King Foot Lettuce!"
"You shan't be victorious, Luigi..." said Toad weakly from the motorcycle crash.
"Watch me deliver the goodness, hotshot..."
Dedicated to my pet cow.