WARNING- Distasteful lemon (sex scene…WITH LEGOLAS AND FRODO DOING EACH OTHER UP THE ASS WITH A SPRING ATTACHED TO MISTER ELF'S PENIS) ahead.
One day Logolas was walking down the streets of middle earth when came across Alex McMull-I mean Frodo. They talked of the many goings-on of middle earth, the conversation eventually turning to Ale- Frodo discovering that springs were now in invention. This was very interesting to both guys, and so Frodo brought an example out of his pocket to show him.
"That would look loverly wound upon my little Johnson" said Legolas smirking.
"It's not meant for that! But I see what you mean" replied Al-fredo, "It would make for some, er, rather kinky mating".
"Yes, indeed it would" said Logolas, winking suggestively.
Frodo caught onto this suggestive wink, and though he blushed, he gestured for the tall, handsome elf to follow him. Suddenly they ended up in bed together, staring at each other's manhoods and trying to fit the little spring over Legolas' gigantic cock. They giggled and played around with each other, often fingering one another until finally, Legoland shoved his spring-loaded penis into Frodo's little butt hole and began to thrust.
POUND POUND, THRUST THRUST!
And with every thrust, the spring sprung and drived Legolas harder inside Frodo's bum, causing him great pleasure. Then they both came simeoulaneiously all over each other, and they licked it up like ice cream.
The END!
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