A/N: Yep, I'm doing it too... making fun of the awful fanfiction Starkit's Prophecy. I was inspired by Cynical-Britton to do this one.
My comments are bolded.
I haven't bothered to include allegiances.
The cats gathered around a pool. They all looked into it eagerly. A dark shape appeared on the surface.
Gee, well that's specific. Already we're off to a shitty start.
A blue she cat looked up. Her eyes were bright.
"There is a prophecy!" She said. "out of the darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly."
Spoiler alert: This prophecy is totally predictable.
"Its about StarKit!" A white tom said. "Shes going to save the forest,"
Sure, well, she's also going to make all the readers of this cruddy thing lose a few brain cells, and have the rest leak out their ears.
He looked at a gold tom by BlueStar.
'BlueStar?' Please. It's Bluestar, dumbass,
"she has powers nobody dreamed of." Said the gold tom. "Should we tell JayFeather?" He asked. "Yes." Said BlueStar. "he needs to know."
Know about what? How Starkit's going to destroy everyone's brain cells? Yes, he should definitely know!
She walked away from the pool to tell JayFeather about the prophcy.
did u like it? plz tell me in urm review!
No, I didn't like it! This fanfic is shit!
A/N: I will not apologize to fans of Starkit's Prophecy for making fun of it, because this thing sucks.