Mikau: Happy New Year, guys! This is actually my fic for Poirot Café's Prompt Exchange 2. It got a little too long to go with the others, so…here it is in two chapters. By the way, the title means "If it ends well…". As in, "All's Well That Ends Well". This was supposed to be a HakuSera fic where Hakuba takes care of Sera when she gets drunk, but…KaiShin took over. The first chapter is mostly KaiShin, and then the HakuSera stuff happens in chapter two.
Also! Today we've got a bunch of new ones. I've got a Heizuha fic where Heiji and Kazuha confess on Christmas Eve called No Help for Idiots. There's also a KaiRan fic called Coming to Terms wherein Kaito spends Christmas Eve with Conan, Ran, and Kogoro and finds out Conan's identity. And then there's Sisterly Advice in which Kaito gives a teenage Ayumi advice on life and relationships. So we've got a full dance card today. ^.^; I'll stop talking so you can go ahead and enjoy now.
Disclaimer: DCMK is the intellectual property of Aoyama Gosho, and the prompt for this fic was sent in by neonquincy1217 on Poirot Café.
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Chapter One: KaiShin
Hakuba Saguru wasn't sure if he wanted to murder Kaito slowly with fish and duct tape or buy him imported designer chocolates.
It had started with a "congrats on your new apartment" party that Saguru had neither requested nor desired.
"Seriously? But you've got to have a housewarming party!" Kaito whined, even as he finished writing "apartment!" in elaborate pigeon scrawl on the banner. "I mean…I've already invited everyone." Kaito blinked up at Saguru innocently.
Hakuba fought desperately against the urge to break one of his expensive, new dining room chairs over his best friend's head. He came to the conclusion that the furniture didn't deserve it, so he instead growled at Kaito, "And you didn't think it pertinent to inform me of your plans?"
"Slipped my mind?" Kaito chuckled nervously.
Saguru glared flaming piranhas of death.
"Oh, come ON," Kaito sighed, setting his brush down on the paint tray and getting to his feet to pout at his friend. "Why don't you want to welcome our friends into our new home to have fun, make memories, and celebrate our milestone step into adulthood?"
"Kuroba, there is no 'our'. You live with your boyfriend—God help him. This is MY apartment," Saguru clarified once and for all…or so he thought.
"But you get custody of me sometimes when Shin-chan's out of town on business or when we fight and I get all petty and pouty and pretend to consider leaving him until he comes begging with chocolate," Kaito countered matter-of-factly.
"And if you keep up your manipulative fits, one of these days he's going to come to his senses, decide to cut his losses, and dump you permanently onto my hands," Saguru cautioned, fearing for his own sanity as much as his friend's relationship.
Kaito rolled his eyes with a snort. "Yeah right. He's well aware he's got a good thing going. I brew his coffee just the way he likes it, and I'm the homemaking goddess that that dusty old manor has always needed. He's come to rely on me—almost unhealthily so—so there's no way he'd ever leave me," Kaito declared with unwavering certainty. And then an impish grin spread across his lips as he added, "Plus, as you're aware, I'm a rollercoaster in bed. I'm not easy to just walk away from. I frankly don't know how you managed it after our night together."
Saguru's cheeks broke out like a wildfire in crimson. "Now hold on just a minute! I have absolutely NO personal knowledge of you in bed!" the mortified Brit gasped like a drowning goldfish.
Kaito coquettishly tipped his head to the side. "Oh? But there's no way you've forgotten about our epic one night stand together! You weren't that drunk."
"I was!" Saguru insisted emphatically, arms flailing in vain protest. "Because I had just found out that the woman I had intended to spend the rest of my life with was cheating on me! With another woman! I was distraught and mentally impaired, and you took advantage of me!"
Kaito rolled his eyes once more and sighed, running a hand through his hair. "If you'll remember, I was pretty out of sorts and drunk myself. That was back when Shinichi was still getting over Ran and trying to figure out his sexuality, so he ended up jerking me around a lot. I was already halfway down a bottle of port when you came home 'distraught', so I let you take advantage of me."
Saguru's mouth opened and closed three times in succession as he tried to MacGyver together a rebuttal. Finally he decided on, "Kuroba, this is my apartment, and mine alone, so you are not to throw a party. Do you understand me?"
"Haku-chan, you specifically got a two bedroom apartment so that I'd have a room here," Kaito reminded, undeterred in his quest for a housewarming party.
"That's a guestroom!" Saguru hissed, composure in tatters. "Not just for you, but for…for guests!"
"Then why's my stuff in it?" Kaito replied coolly. "Haku-chan, I'm the only guest you ever have."
Hakuba heaved a lead-laced sigh as he sank down onto one of the barstools at the island. "…What time are they coming?" he inquired, accepting his defeat gracefully.
"Guests will be here at seven, but Sono-chan's coming in an hour to start decorating," Kaito chirped happily as he started to clean up his banner painting supplies. "I think she's got the caterer scheduled to come at…six? Six thirty? I don't know. I left most of the details to the professional event planner."
"I'm sure Sonoko-san did a fabulous job and it's going to be a wonderful evening of making sure no one spills wine on the sofa and cleaning up the busted shards of my table lamps after some drunk knocks them over," Saguru lamented in advance.
"You fret too much," Kaito chuckled. "Besides, I'll clean up tomorrow."
"No one is allowed in my bedroom," Saguru instructed in a tone that let Kaito know that he meant business.
"You might change your mind about that later after Mi-chan shows up," Kaito snickered.
Hakuba blinked. "M-Masumi-san is coming?"
Kaito smirked mischievously.
…
The party was well under way, and, so far, nothing had gone horribly wrong in the ways Saguru had feared. No one spilled wine on the couch or the rug, and no drunks had bumped into the table lamps, sending them to their demise. Beer, however, sloshed everywhere; Saguru had to break out the mop so that the people on the dance floor, alternately having epileptic fits and sex standing up, didn't slip and fall and sue him. The lamps (may they rest in peace…or pieces, rather) met their end when a couple making out on the sofa got a little too passionate. One of the participants whacked the lamp as her arm flailed wildly while, at the same time, the other girl accidentally kicked the lamp on the opposite end table.
At ten o'clock, Saguru gave up, slumping down onto one of the barstools and grabbing a beer to nurse as he watched his beautiful new apartment wrecked and ravaged right before his very eyes.
It was then that he happened to catch sight of Kaito out on the dance floor. He was wearing his skimpy little party dress—the one that Kaito had before informed Saguru that Kudo liked to take off of Kaito with his teeth—and dirty dancing with none other than Sera Masumi…who was looking good in a sky blue button down, red tie, and white dress pants…that looked oddly familiar.
Saguru wondered if that color combination had been a deliberate choice…possibly influenced by Kaito just to get a rise out of Saguru. Kaito would probably tease him later. Something along the lines of "What did you think of Mi-chan's outfit tonight?" and if Saguru happened to say that it had looked attractive on her, Kaito would probably make a big deal about some kind of supposed Kid fetish that Saguru was allegedly harboring.
Kaito enjoyed messing with Saguru like that. And sometimes Hakuba wondered how much was a joke and how much real feeling was behind Kaito's words and actions. If Saguru wasn't ninety percent sure that Kaito was head over heels in a happily committed relationship with Kudo, he just might start to think that Kaito had feelings for him. That Kaito's teasing was a desperate cry for the love Kaito wasn't getting from his mystery geeky, workaholic, run-off-in-the-middle-of-a-date-to-solve-a-case boyfriend.
…Hmm.
Saguru knew that Kaito and Kudo's relationship was a little dysfunctional, but…
Kaito just happened to look up from where he was giving a giggling-her-head-off drunk Masumi a standing lap dance, and Kaito and Saguru's eyes met.
Kaito whispered something to Sera, and she looked at Saguru too. She blushed—or maybe that was just the alcohol rising in her cheeks—smiled, and shyly waved her fingers at Saguru.
Saguru had raised his hand to wave back when Kaito grabbed Masumi by the arm and dragged her over to where Saguru was sitting.
"Guru! Come dance with us!" Kaito laughed boisterously, flinging is arms around Saguru's neck and giving the Brit a big smack on the lips.
Kaito tasted like about a gallon of strawberry daiquiris.
"Kuroba, you are drunk. Why don't we take you to your bedroom where you can sober up a little, yes?" the only sober party suggested, trying to simultaneously keep a hold of Kaito so as to help him to the bedroom but also keep Kaito at arms' length so as to avoid any more smooching or groping.
Kaito blinked. "You want to go to my bedroom? Okay. Just don't tell my boyfriend. Oh! And Mi-chan needs to come too!" Kaito turned to Sera and asked in earnest, "Mi-chan, you wanna have a threesome?"
Masumi's cheeks lit up like an exit sign. "Uh…s-sure, Kai-chan. Whatever you say," she replied complaisantly to Kaito, even as she gave Hakuba a look that plainly said, "Let's get him out of here. I'm worried."
"Awesome!" Kaito trilled with a drunken giggle. "Then let's go to your room, Guru. Your bed is bigger." Kaito tried to pull on Saguru's arm, but he lost his balance and would have fallen over backwards if Sera and Hakuba hadn't steadied him.
"Careful," Saguru admonished. "Kuroba, you seem more and more drunk by the second. Are you quite all right?"
"Oh yeah," Kaito assured…but then a minute later admitted, "Actually…the room's kind of spinning, so…"
Hakuba sighed heavily. "Okay. Hold still." And in one impressive movement, Saguru literally swept Kaito off of his six inch stilettos.
Sera's eyes widened in awe as Saguru proceeded to carry Kaito up the stairs to Saguru's room. She began to wonder if she too was slightly more inebriated than she had originally thought. She'd only had three beers, but…she didn't usually start hallucinating her crush doing and saying fairy tale knight-like things until beer number four.
"My hero," Kaito giggled, resting his head on Saguru's shoulder.
"The things I do for friendship," Saguru grunted under the strain.
"I'll get the door," Sera volunteered as they approached the landing.
"Yes please," Saguru hissed through gritted teeth. "One hundred and thirty pounds is…a little more than I usually…carry."
"Heeeey," Kaito whined. "I'm not fat."
"I didn't say…you…were! Oh. Goodness," Saguru sighed and panted as he set Kaito down on the bed.
"Saguru-kun's just weak," Masumi helpfully placated the little drunk. "You're perfect the way you are, Kai-chan."
"Oh. Good," Kaito slurred, fumbling with his shoes, trying to get them off. "So…how do we want to…I mean…who wants to…" Kaito blinked, gaze unfocused. "I don't feel so good."
Saguru grabbed the rubbish bin and got it to Kaito just in time to avoid a huge mess on the floor.
Sera sat down on the bed beside Kaito and rubbed calming circles on his back as Kaito got it all out.
When Kaito had finished, he reported that he was sorry, but he needed a nap before he'd be able to romp. He kindly advised Sera and Hakuba to go ahead and start without him, though. And then he promptly passed out.
"Kaito?!" Sera yelped, trying to support her now limp friend.
Saguru sighed, setting down the trash can and rushing to Masumi's aid. "Here. Let's just lay him down and roll him over onto his side," he coached, helping to get Kaito into that position.
"Do we need to get him to the doctor?" Sera wondered aloud anxiously. She herself had thrown up and passed out before after overindulging at a party back in high school when she was stateside, but…seeing someone she loved dearly like a sister in such rough shape…
"He'll be okay," Saguru assured her, resting a firm hand gently on her shoulder. "He's breathing normally, and his coloring is fine. I'll keep an eye on him, and if anything seems wrong, I'll make sure he gets medical attention, but, for now, I think we're okay letting him sleep it off."
"If you're sure." Sera frowned, wishing there was something she could do.
"Believe me," Saguru stressed. "I'll be the first to panic and launch into mother hen mode over Kaito in the event of an emergency."
Sera nodded and sighed as she got to her feet, going over to look out the screen glass door leading out onto the balcony. "…I shouldn't have let him drink so much."
"It's not your fault," Hakuba rushed to reassure her. "He didn't seem too drunk when he was out on the dance floor with you. All the alcohol seemed to catch up to him at once while we were over by the island. You had no way of knowing how much was too much for him. He should have been keeping track of that himself."
Saguru paused and frowned down at his sleeping friend. "Usually he does a much better job of staying just on the tipsy side of drunk. I wonder if someone put something in his drink or… Maybe he's feeling lonely without Kudo in town. His boyfriend's been gone almost a week now, so maybe Kaito's just feeling a little—"
"—Kudo's not out of town," Sera broke in suddenly, turning to look at Saguru in confusion.
The blonde blinked. "What?"
"Kudo's not out of town," Masumi repeated. "I saw him the day before yesterday."
"Then why is Kaito staying with me?" Saguru's frowned deepened. "Kaito told me that Kudo would be gone for a week, so…"
Masumi pursed her lips, reluctant to spread other people's private matters around. But it was just Saguru, and Saguru, as Kaito's real life shoulder angel, had a right to know, right? "It's probably because of the fight they had."
"Fight?" Saguru felt incredibly stupid. "What fight? Kaito never mentioned…" Worse, Saguru had never suspected. He hadn't even noticed anything was wrong.
Sera squirmed a bit as she repeated what Kaito had told her in drunken confidence just an hour before. "It wasn't so much a fight as… Well…You know how sentimental and romantic Kaito is. He wants to get married and have a family and…well, be a stereotypical housewife/homemaker out of the American fifties. It means a lot to him to do everything 'right', go through the prescribed motions like all other couples do, but…Kudo…not so much."
Saguru nodded. Since the beginning Kaito had been talking about how he imagined Shinichi would propose, what their wedding would be like, where they would go for their honeymoon. Saguru knew how much it meant to Kaito to be "normal", to solemnize their bond, to exchange physical symbols that would reassure Kaito when things got tough that they'd make it because they'd committed themselves to one another in marriage. It was a BIG deal.
"Well, apparently the other day Kaito asked Kudo when he was thinking about taking their relationship to the next level, and Kudo told him that he wasn't, that there wasn't any point in spending all that money to have a wedding that the government wouldn't even recognize. You can imagine how Kaito felt about that piece of news. And, according to Kaito, the whole time Kudo was working on some paperwork and not even looking at Kaito, so it seemed like that was a big deal for Kaito too."
Saguru sighed, raking a hand through his hair. "I see. Knowing Kaito, he's probably feeling used and cheated." He looked down at the sleeping brunette and shook his head. "The little dope is probably questioning Kudo's feelings for him and wondering if he was the only one taking the relationship seriously, if he was the only one it meant anything to."
"Yeah," Sera hummed, coming over to Saguru's side to look down anxiously at Kaito. "Poor Kai-chan. Commitment means so much to him."
"Especially what with his abandonment issues because of his stupid, selfish parents," Saguru snarled softly. "Until Kudo puts a ring on his finger, Kaito's constantly going to be wondering when Kudo's going to leave him. So that's why Kaito's been acting out this week, throwing himself at me and now getting himself drunk…. I'm going to kill Kudo."
"I'll help," Masumi offered almost immediately. "…Though…he probably has no idea what he's done. Kudo's kind of an oblivious idiot. He probably doesn't even realize Kaito's upset at him, so he doesn't know he's in the doghouse, so he doesn't know to come back groveling…. God, these two are hopeless," she sighed, burying her face in her palms.
"I swear. I'm going to write a user manual entitled 'How to Train Your Kaitou' and give it to Kudo for Christmas," Saguru seethed, wishing he could throttle the idiot couple that kept complicating his life.
"God knows he could use it," Sera chuckled softly, leaning up against the dresser. "…And you're the one to write it. Undeniably, you know Kaito the best of anyone."
Hakuba shrugged, completely missing the wistful tone in his crush's voice. "Well, I have been with him for a decade now, trying to get inside his head to better enable me to capture him…and then as a friend, a roommate…and then some."
"You two are really close, huh?" Sera sighed yet again.
Saguru's gaze thawed, and he looked down lovingly at the sleeping Kaito. "Our family situations are both crap, so…Kaito's the closest thing I have after Baaya. He's the annoying little brother that I always wanted but never had the courage to ask my parents for."
"He means a lot to you," Masumi whispered, trying to keep her jealousy at bay.
"That's why I put up with his crap and work so hard to keep him happy," Saguru grumbled, pulling out his phone.
"Who are you calling?" Sera glanced down at Kaito, fearing that his conditioned had suddenly worsened and that Saguru was phoning an ambulance.
"Kudo," Saguru replied coldly. "To give him a piece of my—Yes. Hello," Saguru cut himself off as Shinichi picked up on the other end of the line. "This is Hakuba. Come over here and get your boyfriend…. Yes now. Immediately! And bring chocolate…. Yes. He's so upset that he's been trying to get me into bed with him…. Why is he upset? Do you remember a conversation you had with him about a week ago about how you two having a wedding would be a waste of money since it wouldn't mean anything official? Well, it means something to Kaito. A big something. Until you publically commit to each other in front of your family and friends, Kaito is always going to second guess your relationship and doubt your feelings for him. So you have thirty minutes to get your butt over here and propose to him, or I'm going to do it. I swear I'll take him from you and you won't get him back. Do we…" Saguru trailed off, lowering his phone and frowning at it. "…understand one another. He hung up on me. I suppose that means he's either fed up with Kaito and has given me his blessing because he can't deal with the drama anymore…or he's rushing to get here before I can lay a finger on his beloved."
"I'll bet it's the second one." Sera smiled softly, but it didn't reach her eyes. "Good for Kai-chan. I'm glad he's got so many people that love him so much."
"I don't know how," Saguru snorted. "He's obnoxious and high maintenance."
"But that doesn't change the fact that you…you love him." She forced herself to say it out loud, to acknowledge it as fact.
"Is it really love or just Stockholm syndrome?" Saguru wondered, taking a seat on the bed. He gazed contemplatively at Kaito, shaking his head and smiling.
Sera was quiet for a minute or two before she gathered the courage to ask, "Have you ever seriously thought about taking Kaito away from Kudo?"
There was an almost audible crack as Saguru's gaze snapped from Kaito to Masumi. "B-Beg pardon?"
"I mean, I know it's got to drive you bonkers," Sera muttered, her own gaze dropping to the floor. "The way Kudo treats Kai-chan sometimes. He never means to be cruel or neglectful, but…Kudo gets wrapped up in cases and forgets, or he doesn't realize how important something is to Kaito. For a certified genius, Kudo can be totally clueless when it comes to relationships and romance, so Kaito ends up getting hurt a lot, even though Kudo loves him like crazy. Kudo doesn't know how to take care of Kaito, so…I know it really makes you see red when Kaito gets hurt 'cause you care and you're super protective of him, so…I was just wondering if you've ever seriously thought about taking Kaito away and not giving him back." She shrank up and blushed when she realized she'd actually asked him. "S-Sorry. That's really personal. You don't have to answer that. I'm really sorry, Saguru-kun. It's the alcohol talking. I—"
"—It's fine," Saguru assured, a blush of his own coloring his cheeks. "I have, actually. When Kaito cries…" Saguru winced at the memories, the feelings that got drudged up along with them. "I honestly want to orchestrate Kudo's demise. That way, I can comfort Kaito once and for all for his loss and then help him move on to someone who won't screw with his feelings so much. There are times when I want to lock Kaito up and tell Kudo to sod off, but…" Hakuba shook his head slowly in remorse. "Unfortunately, Kudo is the one that Kaito chose, so there's nothing I can do in the matter. I can't go against Kaito's wishes; I can only be there for him when Kudo screws up or Kaito takes something Kudo said the wrong way and blows things out of proportion. Kaito's the only one that can decide to cut ties with Kudo."
Masumi traced circles on the floor with her toe. "…If I were Kai-chan…I would have chosen you."
Hakuba's face, neck, and ears broke out magenta. "Well, thank you, but Kaito's not interested in me," he chuckled, feeling slightly giddy…before he remembered that she had been drinking and it was probably just the alcohol making her say such wonderful things.
"Yes he is," Sera laughed a little bitterly. "All you have to do is look at him, listen to him talk to you, and you can see how he feels."
The three lines in Saguru's brow deepened in concern. He'd been afraid of this, but… "No. I think you're mistaken. Kaito's just playing around. He's a natural flirt, so it's not strange that he—"
"—But you two slept together," Masumi asserted, looking up at him, gaze unwavering. Her olive eyes pierced straight through him.
And Saguru could only gape in horror. There was nothing he could say in his own defense. She knew his secret: he wasn't a virgin because he'd recklessly given his first time to Kuroba Kaito.
"Didn't you?" she asked softly, hoping he would deny it, tell her that Kaito had been kidding or teasing or exaggerating when he'd told her about what had happened between them. "After you found out about Aoko-san and Akako-chan?"
Saguru's face blanched. "It was a drunken mistake. He was upset over Kudo, and I…I was understandably out of my mind for the entire month after finding out."
"Even drunk and distressed, I know you wouldn't sleep with someone you didn't feel something for," she whispered ruefully, crossing her arms across her chest as she made her way to the door.
"Masumi-san?" Saguru blinked, completely baffled by the sudden accusatory heat in her words.
"I'm going downstairs, back to the party. I'll send Kudo up when he gets here," she threw over her shoulder sullenly as she beat a hasty retreat.
Saguru could only stare after her, nonplussed at the abrupt outbreak. He felt like he was missing something.
He turned back to Kaito's practically comatose form and studied it. "Why do I feel like you just got me in trouble?"
Kaito didn't answer, only slept on, breathing evenly.
…
Kudo arrived not fifteen minutes later, completely out of breath. His skin was as white as a picket fence and as clammy as the underbelly of a fish. He panted and puffed as he looked…oddly enough, exactly how Saguru had felt those years ago when he'd found out Aoko was cheating on him. Shinichi seemed to be utterly at a loss, completely devastated.
"K-Kaito," the desperate man gasped.
"Dead drunk and sleeping it off," Saguru retorted a little tersely. He knew it wasn't really Kudo's fault that he was an idiot, but Saguru still resented his more or less "brother-in-law" for the misunderstandings he caused. "Did you bring chocolate? He's going to want chocolate."
"Got something better," Shinichi preened (complexion improving drastically) as he removed a ring box from his breast pocket. "It was my grandmother's," Shinichi explained, catching his breath. "I'll get him a brand new wedding ring, but…for now…for the engagement ring…I think he'll appreciate the sentiment of receiving a ring that was 'in the family'."
Saguru reluctantly shrugged his right shoulder. "You're probably right on that count. He's a sucker for tradition, and being given a family heirloom should definitely help with his doubts and insecurities."
"I hope so," Shinichi sighed, hesitantly approaching. He smiled sadly down at Kaito before casting Saguru a grateful gaze. "Thank you so much, Hakuba. If it weren't for you…" He shook his head. "I'm such an idiot. I never know what Kaito needs and always end up screwing things up. I hate myself for hurting him like this."
Hakuba felt his heart soften a little at the earnest passion in Shinichi's words. "Don't beat yourself up too much. Kaito's feelings are delicate and easily bruised; he always overreacts, and he's high maintenance, so… Frankly, I'm impressed that you're able to put up with him consistently. I'll write you a user manual for Christmas, so don't worry about it too much. Just pay attention when he speaks. Think of him as a suspect and try to read the meaning underlying the actual words he says. See if that makes it any easier," Saguru offered, feeling generous.
Kudo grinned, all the color coming back to his face. "Thanks again, Hakuba. I'll try. I really will."
"Good. Very good." Saguru shifted uncomfortably and then got to his feet. "Well. Wake him up, then."
Shinichi knelt down beside the bed and gingerly cupped Kaito's cheek. He leaned in and pressed a gentle kiss to Kaito's lips.
Kaito's eyes flickered open and gradually came into focus.
"Hey. Good morning, Sleeping Beauty," Shinichi hummed with a smile of pure love.
And it was then that Saguru knew for sure that Shinichi truly cherished Kaito.
"Shin'chi?" Kaito mumbled, struggling to push himself up to sitting. He blinked and frowned, and then a sort of semi-clarity came into his eyes. "What are you doing here?"
"Hakuba called me." Shinichi nodded to the other PI. "Kaito, I had no idea that having a wedding ceremony meant so much to you. I feel like such a jerk for what I said. Of course I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I love you more than anything. I thought that you knew that, and I didn't think that it was necessary to go through all of the pomp and ceremony about it. I thought just being certain of how we felt about each other on our own was enough, and…I just didn't realize how important it was to you to publically declare those things. But I get it now, so…" Shinichi took the opportunity to raise up onto one knee and pull out the ring box. "Kaito, will you marry me?"
Saguru had to smile as Kaito's eyes clouded over with tears of joy.
Kaito nodded enthusiastically as he held out his hand for Shinichi to put the ring on. "Yes," he whispered, chuckling softly in a mix of elation and disbelief. "Only… Sorry. I'm kind of really drunk, so tomorrow, could you propose all over again so I'll be sure to remember it?" Kaito smiled sheepishly as he admired the ring one last time before handing it back. "It's really, really important to me, so I want to be able to tell our grandchildren about it…okay?"
Shinichi stood up, catching Kaito's lips in the process. He pulled away and smiled as he sat down beside his fiancé. "Tomorrow, we're gonna go on the most romantic date you have ever experienced, and I'll propose to you properly then. How's that sound?"
"Shinichi," Kaito gasped, throwing his arms around his true love as their lips crushed together.
Moans of "Shinichi" and "Kaito" alternatingly could be heard as things quickly devolved into a heavy petting session.
"Don't have sex in my bed!" Saguru squawked as he hurried out of his own bedroom.
Shinichi managed to pull his lips from Kaito's long enough to respond, "I'll buy you a new bed."
"Where am I going to sleep tonight?" Saguru wondered aloud…but didn't stick around long enough for the answer as Kaito's dress was ripped from his body by Shinichi's teeth.
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Mikau: Well, thanks for reading, guys! I hope you had fun. Let me know what you thought! This was actually pretty crazy to write as I kind of busted out 8k in two or three days. ^.^; The next chapter should be out next weekend. I'll see you then!