A/N: I woke up this morning and this was the first thing to pop into my head besides my stomach screaming "FEED ME!" Hope you enjoy this utter nonsense I have written.
Elliot
Oh my god how did this happen? You know how this happened, loads of tequila and the fact that his wife and kids are away.
Dr Cox
God that was amazing I don't remember Jordan ever being able to pull that off. Oh dear god it's Barbie. I slept with Barbie? (Looks under sheet) Yup I'm naked and from the look on her face that's a definite yes to the sex.
Elliot
What do I say? Do I just get my stuff and leave never talking about it ever? Do I tell him that he was the most amazing guy I have been with? Frick and I thought it was awkward sleeping with JD.
Dr. Cox
She is just staring at me, but I'm not doing any better with the communication skill either. Okay think man think how did you let this happen? It's Barbie for god's sake, how in the world did you end up with her? What day is it?
Elliot
Why did it have to be my night? Him and his stupid drag people away from sleeping in their beds to go to a bar and drink with him night. I thought he had gotten over that since being with Jordan. If she ever finds out about this I'm dead.
Dr. Cox
If Jordan finds out she will kill me, ok let's just get this awkwardness over with.
"I think you better…"
"Yea"
"Maybe never talk…"
"NO"
"I'm you know…"
"I know"
"Just curious was it any…"
"Yea"