Hey guys! I'm making this because I'm going through my To Love-Ru phase! Enjoy!

Chapter 1: Welcome to Kyoto:

"Hey. Pat." Opening my blue-hazel eyes, I saw my best female friend Janae looking down at me with her dark brown eyes.

Groaning, I rubbed my face and got off Janae's large chest. I yawned and asked, "We almost there, homie?"

My red-headed Puerto Rican friend Jose was sitting across from me, playing some Japanese game on his new PSVITA. I had gotten that for him as a birthday gift along with a katana. My birthday gift was my grandfather's old military machete, used back during the Korean War. He looked up and replied, "About a couple stops away from Kyoto."

"Got it." Looking through my bookbag, I checked what I had in it. A few thousand dollars, toiletries, my father's old handgun with a lot of clips (That was a fucking pain to get through airport security), my DSi, iPod Touch with chargers, my three pairs of headphones and my said machete. Also had a couple of my favorite hats, a rain coat and my favorite hoodie.

Zipping it back up, I sat back and waited for our stop.

Stepping off the platform, I looked around. "Town hasn't changed much since I was last here," I observed. Picking up my bags, I called to my best friends, "C'mon!"

Jose and Janae picked up their bags and followed my lead.

Looking around, I commented, "Aren't Stevie and Big D supposed to be here?"

"Yo, my niggas!" called out a familiar voice. We turned to see my friends Big Dan and Stevie coming up the platform towards us. " Is Nina with y'all?"

"She's coming on a later train; she'll call when she's here." Inhaling, I sighed contently. "It's been years since I was last here," I said, smiling. "Town hasn't changed much."

"We're here to see your godbrother, Rito, right?" Janae pushed up her think-rimmed glasses and looked at me. "Why?"

"What do you mean, 'why?'" I asked her weirdly. "Haven't seen that little bastard in ages. And since we're on summer vacation here for the summer, I thought, 'Eh. Might as well let Uncle know that I'm here.' I know that Mikan's gonna be overjoyed when she sees me." I said that with heavy sarcasm.

"Huh?" asked Stevie, confused.

"Mikan and Patrick kinda have a... Rivalry towards each other," explained Jose, who had known me and Rito for most of our lives. "They both find each other annoying but not too annoying. The both of them want what's best for Rito, but since Mikan is Rito's younger sister and Patrick his older godbrother, things can get messy when the two of them are together."

"Huh." Nina looked at me and asked with a smirk that was very much like my own (I think she was copying it), "So you're rivals with a girl who's significantly younger than you."

"Hey!" I looked at her with an annoyed look. "You don't know what that girl's like. She's a worthy adversary."

"Wow, man." Big Dan was cracking up. "Wait till Josh years about this."

"Yeah, yeah."

As we walked, Stevie noticed a few new additions to Kyoto. "What is that?" he asked me, pointing to a new playground.

"I believe it looks like a playground, dumbass," replied Janae, raising an eyebrow.

"I know that," shot back Stevie as me and Big Dan were cracking up. "I'm just saying."

"That you're stupid?" added Nina, laughing as she walked past him.

"Yo, man," I said, slapping his shoulder good-naturedly, "just roll with it."

Rolling his eyes, Stevie walked with us.

I looked around for the house that Rito lived in; stopping in front of a large two-story house, I read the address. Looking up, I said, "Ye-up. This is the place."

Jose shook his head. "I don't think that anyone is home," he observed.

"Uncle told me that there's a key in the bushes; I can just get that," I explained; opening the fence door, I heard movement in the house.

"What the hell?" asked Nina as Rito burst out of the house with a long pink-haired large-titted girl with a devil tail running out, followed closely behind a group of high school girls with various hairstyles and looks.

Rito collapsed at my feet and the pink-haired girl grabbed him and snuggled his face in her boobs. "Rito! Why are you running?!" she squealed as the other girls were standing around. "I want us to bathe; what's wrong with that?!"

The gaggle of girls argued back and forth till Rito looked up and said, "... Patrick? Is that you?"

As they all looked at me and my crew, I had the most confused look on my face. "Okay, Rito," I said as Janae and Jose looked at me.

"What. The. F-"