I needed something a bit more lighthearted to work on while writing I'll Pull You Through (I hope to update that one soon) So here is my little songfic contribution. I love Busted! I planning this to be about 6 chapters.
Semester's coming soon,
So I would like to mention,
I work up in my room,
Alone your always welcome.
I'm sitting not far down the beach, watching her again.
I pretend I'm reading the book I've brought here, but really I can't bring my attention to wander far from her.
She's gorgeous, with curly brown hair and flawless body.
I'd love any excuse to talk to her, maybe invite her round to mine to study…
And clearly my filthy mind has other definitions of "study". It makes my spine do a little shiver. I probably look like I'm having some sort of small epileptic fit. Days on California beaches do not warrant shivers.
Next week my mum's away,
So now my futures brightened.
I'd ask to have you stay,
If I wasn't so frightened.
Maybe I could ask if she would come and help me before school starts. I'm not so hot on math. Haven't been for the past 2 years.
But that's probably because she is in that class too though. It's not my fault the way her bronze, goddess like skin seems to glow in the sun, or the way her eyes sparkle when she understands the question.
I could always ask her to get me up to speed before semester starts.
And Paula Carlin, Homo-hater, is leaving for a surgical conference this weekend. Clay will just be studying at the library and Glen will be out doing "stuff" with his latest cheerbitch conquest. Major ew. Leaving only Dad, who works office hours and fully supports me anyway. He'd love me to make a friend.
If only I wasn't such a wimp it would be the perfect time to have her come round
I could just go over to her. Like right now. Start off a cheesy conversation. Say I know her from math. Ask her if she would be willing to help me this weekend. Tell her I'd be so grateful. Tell her how I could show her just how grateful…
No.
Stop it Carlin! Reign in the pervy thoughts!
Now go be friendly.
I said go legs!
Body, brain, this is a two way operation.
Awesome! I'm on my feet! Deep breaths Carlin, you can do this Tiger!
Do not even consider running.
Here we go.
I, I'm really falling for you.
I hate what you're putting me through.
What have you done to me now?
I just can't sleep at night.
My bed is wet don't know how.
Will someone please turn out the light?
God I like her so much. For as long as I can remember. She's just so perfect.
The more I see her. The more I want to be with her.
I mean, I even flirted (I wish I was going to say "her", sigh) with the idea of maybe, just a tad, tiny bit of, miniscule amount, of love.
But that makes me just seem psycho-stalkerish.
Definitely not how I want to come across.
I seem to spend all night tossing and turning, thinking about her. It's insane I tell you! Insane!
And those dreams.
Oh Lord.
Have I told you about the dreams?
I mean I'm not going to tell you all about the dreams. That would just be a bit weird. But oh my, those dreams. Hot, is what they are.
And hot and sweaty is how I wake up after them.
Which is information and mental images I'm sure you are all thanking me for sharing. No problem! Love to help.
"Spencer?"
Oh crap. I'm standing right in front of her!
Oh crap. She knows my name!
Oh crap! The silence is becoming awkward.
"Er, hi Ashley! I just came over to say hi, which indeed I have managed now, so it's like mission accomplished really, which is awesome as I can now tick it off my list of things that need accomplishing. Erm, yeah but actually I had an ulterior motive for saying hi which in hindsight should have really been the thing I needed to accomplish, but it kind of is, so everything I just said to you was a lie there and erm….."
Smooth.
Real smooth Carlin.
Brain. I have faith. Get us through this.
Oh please God get us through this.
"I was just wondering if you would come over to mine this weekend because I really need help with some of my math, I mean, binomials just bamboozle me and I know you're goods at it, you always get the questions right in class." I mumble to the sand.
I risk a quick glance up. That smirk that makes my inside squee is in place.
"I may be able to make it I guess, here give me your phone, I'll store my number and you can text me your address."
I think I just died a little of happiness.
You showed up at my door,
Just like in a teen movie.
I said are you the whore?
I paid to come and screw me.
"Are you the whore I paid to come and screw me?"
That was my opening line when I answered the door.
For real.
Swear on my dead hamster Scruffy.
Don't worry. I'm close to hitting me too.
Stupid Glen. That was his advice, apparently "chicks love it dude!".
Ass.
Ass.
The second one is for me. For even bothering to give him the time of day.
She looks gorgeous. Wearing a chocolate tank top that showed of a sliver of her abs and tight fitting jeans. And a smirk and raised eyebrow. Oops.
"Not usually the greeting I get," She says in that gorgeously raspy voice. "We could roll with it, or I'll give you a chance to try again if you want to push it from memory?"
I'm going to marry her.
"Please." I say sheepishly and motions for me to try again.
I guess she found it funny
When I said "hello honey"
The piercing in her belly
It turned my legs to jelly
"Hello honey!"
Oh. My. God.
Hello, my name is Spencer Carlin. I lack all cognitive ability. So much so, that even when given a second chance, I still manage to make an almighty fool of myself.
Brain, the sabbatical you are on is not appreciated.
Ashley starts top chuckle. Chuckling is good right?
"You're cute, now are we going to stand here all day or are you gonna invite me in, 'cause I would kill to sit down right now, I'm a bit tired." And to almost prove her point she yawned.
Aww. Ashley yawning is so cute!
Aww. Look at her face scrunch up!
Aww.
Oh. Look at her t-shirt ride up.
Look at those abs.
Mmmmmm.
Carlin! Get a grip women. Invite her in.
"Yeah, of course, come in, we'll head up to my room, yeah, this way."
I have one lucid thought as I climbed the stairs.
What have I gotten myself into?
I, I'm really falling for you
I, I hate what you're putting me through
What have you done to me now?
I just can't sleep at night
My bed is wet don't know how
Will someone please turn out the light?
"Then you times 3x by minus 4 and then minus four by plus four and add everything we've worked out together"
I have no idea what she is saying.
At all.
She could be talking mandarin for all I know.
I can't stop watching her lips. Her beautiful, perfect, kissable lips.
And I can feel her body heat, she's lying right beside me on my bed.
This leads to butterflies in the tummy. Giant butterflies. Riding elephants. In a tornado of apprehension. Housed in a sheath of happiness. Coated in "what are you doing?"-ness.
"So Spence, what's the answer?"
"9x squared minus 16."
Wow. Brain, I'm impressed. Ashley looks impressed too, I think she was trying to catch me out. Sneaky little devil!
"Nice one!" She looks pleased, her nose crinkling smile is back! The one that makes me swoon.
Swoon.
Taking over my life
But I don't seem to mind
And there's no stopping you
Taking me on a ride
I seem to spend all my time thinking about Ashley these days.
Heaven now I have her here in my room.
On my bed.
"So Spence, you're gay right?"
Just jump right in there Ashley! No warm up! No gentle questions to ease me in!
"err, yeah."
"Cool, me too."
"I know."
That came out a bit more creepily than I would have liked. Like stalker creepy. Whoops. I think she noticed. The raised eyebrow is back.
"You know huh? So, I think you had an ulterior motive for bringing me here Carlin."
Play it cool Spencer!
"You do huh?" I mimic her tone from before, smooth as a great big smooth thing.
"You think I haven't noticed you staring Spence? You aren't as ninja like as you think you know!"
The cheek! My reflexes are on par with felines. Cat like.
"Big head much? I'm a bit worried your ego is gonna explode there Davies."
"Big crush much? I'm a bit worried you're not gonna kiss me."
Oh. When did she get so close?
Our noses are almost brushing.
I can feel her breath on my face.
"You're worried I'm not gonna kiss you? So you want me too? Like right now? Are you sure? Wait, does this mean you like me? You want me to kiss you?"
"Well it would be a more pleasurable alternative to this game of quick fire twenty questions you're playing."
"Are you sure?"
"Spence?"
"Yeah?"
"Shuttup."
Ashley's lips collided with mine.
Congratulations rings out across my brain as I feel a little slice of heaven.
It feels amazing.
She feels amazing.
Everything feels amazing!
I'm pretty sure my brains stuck on a loop.
Can you blame me?
I can feel Ashley's lips moving across mine for heavens sake!
It's like my own teen movie!
I GOT THE GIRL!
I, I'm really falling for you
I, hate what you're putting me through
What have you done to me now?
I just can't sleep at night
My bed is wet don't know how
Will someone please turn out the light?
Will someone please turn out the light?