OMG! ITS A CO-WRITTEN FANFIC! YAAAAAAAY!
This story is going to be written by Mystica Prime and me!
Basically, it all started with a chat on Yahoo about how Ironhide uses cows for target practice. And so, this fan fiction was born. This chapter is by Mystica, and the next will be by me. Enjoy!
P.S. The bold text would be just a human… who happens to be Mystica's sister! XD
A sunny day in Washington's countryside...Well...as close to a countryside as you can get.
Warm breezes, blue skies, rustling grasses and...BOOM!
OH, LOOK! It's Ironhide! Say hi Ironhide!
Ironhide: *grunt*
Aw! Don't be like that. There's people here that want to say hi to you!
Ironhide: No.
Why not?
Ironhide: Because I'm busy...That's why.
Oooh! Whacha doooooin?
Ironhide: What does it look like, human?
Well...(looks past Ironhide)...I see cows...
Ironhide:...annoying vermin...
WHAT? Cows are awesome!
Ironhide: 'Cows' are annoying vermin...the smells, the noises...the smells...
You already said smells, Ironhide....
Ironhide: I know that!
Well...then why did you say it again?
Ironhide: Because I can, human! Quit being a pest or I'll use the cannons on you...
….Meep...
***1 hour later***
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! **running away**
Ironhide: Get your squishy aft back here, human!
NEVER!. **starts zig-zagging**
Well...*pant pant* I suppose this would be a good time to give you the hoe-down about what's gonna happen when you click the "next chapter" button
Ironhide: **shoots plasma blast* HOLD STILL, YOU ANNOYING PEST!
NO! **jumps away from burning hole** Anywho, while I'm running for my life, two currently-not-so-awesome writers called Luna Saleena Prime and Mystica Prime are writing this little fanfic just for you! **pant pant** It will consist of all their OC's and just random funny stuff! WOAH! **runs around the Autobot base corner**
Ironhide: Get back here! I'll get Ratchet after you if you don't hold still!
HA! At least Ratchet is a doctor! He can cure whatever diseases you give me! I can't die, doofus!
Ironhide: HOLD STILL, SQUISHY!
NEVVVVVAAAAAAAAR! Anywho, these OC's are from different fandoms like the Newest Transformers era (also called Bay-formers), Transformers Animated, and IronMan! **jumps another pothole**
PLEASE ENJOY THE STORY! Like...CLICK the button, now! PLEEEEEEEASE!
XD I hope you enjoyed this!
Mystica and I have a slight problem, though - we don't usually write comedy. And so, we are asking you, dearest readers, to give us some ideas! Please comment, and, if you like, include a few original characters you'd like to see!
My Original Characters
Luna Prime
Artemis Prime
Amethyst Prime
Alexander Pierce
Mystica's Original CharactersMystica PrimeMiranda Alexis WittwickyReianna Faith StarkAmberstarLucas Flormann(Destiny Unknown...Miranda's boyfriend)Micheal Stane(Legacy Left Behind...Reianna's boyfriend)