Hello everyone! hello to old and new readers of mine! so this is a side project i'll be doing with my little sister, Igirisu-chan! Ingirisu-chan, say hello!

Igirisu-chan: I will say hi when i want to...Which is now Hi guys! How's it going? Er... well this is my first story that is being posted so please take care of me \(^o^)/ and don't send me flames. I'm just a kid WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? TT-TT So anyway yeah...

LadyRistu: Ok, let me take the time to explain how's it gonna work. The following chapter is written by me, and the next chapter will be written by Igirisu-chan. So this story is about how Kaiba and Shizuka somehow trade bodies. They not only realize how difficult their lives are, but they also learn hardships of being a man and a woman(haha, this gonna be some crazy ass shit!) and the rest...we decided not to spoil it for you guys...ur gonna hafta keep reading! ok, ready?

Both: ENJOY!

DIZCLAIMER: Igirisu-chan: Yesh i have the honor to say a disclaimer! So um... The following is a fan-based parody (lol it's...not a parody? I dunno what the hell this is) Yu-gi-oh! franchise is owned by Kazuki Takahashi PLEASE SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL RELEASE. (YEAH i did it!)

It was the first day of school at Domino High, and already there was a problem…

We won't just TELL you, dear reader, we will just show you…

"Good morning everyone! Welcome to homeroom! My name is Maximillion Pegasus; I decided to retire from Industrial Illusions and decided to become your Advance Literature teacher!" Said, yes, it IS the Pegasus you know and love.

"SAY WHAT?!" Yelled Anzu and she wasn't the only one reacting like this. Yugi, Honda(yeah, somehow he made it in to Advance Literature)Otoji, Haga, RYuzaki , Mai and Kaiba were making a WTF face. You see the problem here? This class is filled with dumbass children.

Pegasus decided to ignore the kids' reactions and continued on, "Before we begin, I would like for every one of you to introduce yourselves! I want us to be all comfortable with each other, and enjoy the year, shall we? Ok, I'll start first."

Pegasus took a deep breath and said, "So my name is Maximillion Pegasus and I already mentioned that I retired from Industrial Illusions to become you AL teacher! Initially, I wanted to teach elementary school because I adore the small children…"

"Heheh, that explains a lot!" snickered Haga and so did Ryuzaki.

"Hey Shit-Head and Fuck-face, if you guys want to say something about Pegasus, say it to my face!" Said Otogi glaring at Haga and Ryuzaki.

"Thank you, Otogi," Pegasus said smiling at him, then he muttered, "At least there is ONE decent high school student… as I was saying, I wanted to teach in elementary school but alas you can't teach the small kids to understand the beauty of Shakespeare," he said.

Pegasus paused for a moment and then he said, "Well, I like to draw, I love cartoons! Especially Toon Town. My favorite food is wine and gorgonzola cheese. And…I think that's it. We'll start off by roll call, as I call your name stand up and introduce yourselves just like I did." Pegasus turned to his desk and grabbed the attendance roster.

"Um, ex-excuse me," Said a soft voice.

Everyone turned to the door and saw Shizuka Jonouchi standing in the doorway, looking shyly at everyone and twiddling her fingers.

"Why hello sweetheart!" cooed Pegasus, "Is there something you need? Are you looking for your big brother or sister?"

The timid girl shook her head, "Actually…I'm…" she began and then Pegasus suddenly understood, "Oh that's right!" Pegasus exclaimed, "Well come on in! Don't be shy!" he gestured for the poor girl to come in.

"Holy Shit she's hot!" said one of the male students.

"I'd tap THAT!" said another.

"SHUT YOUR TRAP YOU HORNY BASTARDS!" yelled Pegasus, and then he muttered under his breath, "And THIS is one of the reasons I hate older kids!" seriously, it's like the older they are, the more stupider they get.

Then he cleared his throat and said, "This year we will have a VERY special student among us! She's only a freshman but she scored so high on her entrance exams that she was placed under Advance senior high school classes!" he turned to Shizuka, "Since your already up here, why don't you introduce yourself?" he said gently.

Shizuka nodded and said very shyly, "He-hello…" she blushed.

Everyone in the room went wild.

"AWWWW!"

"She's SO cute!"

"Come on, you can do it!"

"SHUT UP AND LET HER TALK!" Pegasus yelled, "Go on, honey…take a deep breath…"

"My…my name's Shizuka…Jo-Jonouchi…nice to met you all," she said, she covered her face, everyone could see her hands shaking.

"Well, there you have it. This is Shizuka Jonouchi…such a timid little bird…so where are we going to place you?" Pegasus said looking around, he saw several boys looking a little TOO eager to have Shizuka sitting next to them. He narrowed his eyes…there's no way IN HELL he was going to let such an innocent girl sit next to those dumbasses.

He noticed Kaiba sitting in his desk, typing on his laptop, he didn't seem to notice that class had started. In fact, he didn't seem to notice anything at ALL.

"KAIBA-BOY! Why don't you set next to Kaiba-boy?" Pegasus said.

Kaiba glanced up from his laptop and glared at Pegasus, "GO get into your new seat! Yeah, next to Kaiba-boy! Don't worry he won't bite!" Pegasus said then he glared at Kaiba and said, "He BETTER not,"

Shizuka sat down in her seat; she seemed much more comfortable sitting in a desk rather than being on the spotlight.

Shizuka began to place her things into her desk, as she was placing her notebooks and textbooks in her desk her pencil fell and rolled towards Kaiba's feet.

"U-um, ex-excuse me? Kaiba? Can…can you…please?" Shizuka said softly.

Kaiba ignored her and continued typing on his laptop. Shizuka sighed and looked away, "Never mind," she said softly.

"AW NO HE DIDN'!" yelled Mai, who sat next to Shizuka.

"Bitch, you better pick up her pencil!" Mai said glaring at Kaiba.

"N-no! Tha-that's ok, Mai! I can get it later!" Shizuka said.

"HELL NO! You asked this bastard nicely! The LEAST he can do is at least roll it back!" Mai said.

Pegasus noticing the commotion, looked up, "Is there a problem?" he said.

"Ah, no! Nothing's wrong!" Shizuka said.

"HELL YES there's something wrong! The problem is Kaiba's a bitch!" Mai said glaring at Kaiba.

Pegasus glared at the lot, "I won't be having any potty mouths in here, Miss Kujaku!" Pegasus said sternly.

Mai only crossed her arms across her chest and looked away defiantly.

Shizuka looked at the desk shyly.

"Kaiba?" Pegasus said coldly.

Kaiba looked up.

"Are you causing problems for Miss Jonouchi? Because if you are…" Pegasus grabbed Shizuka's pencil off the floor, and held it up to his face, the unsharpened part of the pencil facing upwards, "THIS is what's going to happen to your head…"

He took out a hand held pencil sharpener and began to sharpen Shizuka's pencil and as he did, he glared at Kaiba and said, "There goes your head! You like that?! I'm grinding it! I'm tearing you to shreds!"

Kaiba stared at Pegasus curiously as if he lost his mind, "No," Kaiba said coldly, "There IS no problem here," he turned to Shizuka and smirked, "Miss Jonouchi and I are going to be friends…"

Shizuka saw an evil glint in his eye, and Shizuka gasped.

Pegasus didn't seem to trust Kaiba, he glared at Kaiba and said, "I hope you are…"

LadyRitsu: So Kaiba and Shizuka already have some SHizzAY!

Igirisu-chan: Yeah...wait what's shizzay? Anyway so man isn't this going to be one interesting Advanced Lit. class? Am I right? Yes? No? Maybe? Ok thats cool.

Anyways...read n' review!