Episode 1
"Walugi's stormy night"
The once blue sky grew dark and was covered by clouds. Not long after, it began pouring. This would be day five of the stormy week in the Mushroom Kingdom. "BOOM!" roared the thunder within the sky. Lightning quickly flashed. Bad weather out indeed but thankfully everyone was indoors. In fact if you weren't indoors, then you were either stupid, high on mushrooms or Waluigi. Waluigi didn't mind a bit of rain (even though its anything but that), he actually somewhat enjoyed it, but that's not why he's outside. So uhhh…….what's he doing?
"WAH! All this rain, go away," Waluigi said frustrated. He was looking for a place to crash and wait out this storm. There was just one problem though, well actually there was a few more than just one. Waluigi had no money, so scratch hotels off the list of places to go. His second problem was the storm, he just couldn't see anything (and its storm, so last place you want to be is outside). His third problem was, well….he had no clothes on, just boxer shorts. So he was just getting wet all over. Waluigi sighed, if only he didn't get kicked out by his roommate, Bobby, he would be all nice, dry and cozy.
"Stupid Bobby, you can't kick your boy out on a day like this." Suddenly the winds picked up, almost knocking Waluigi over. "Ugh!, This wind." Waluigi said trying to keep his balance. He started walking in one direction, but the strong winds blew him in another direction. Basically he kept trying to go one way, but was blown in a different direction and this went on for about half an hour. "This is so dumb, if only I had an object that can control weath- OH WAIT!!!!!" Waluigi said realizing what he needed. An ocarina of course, but not just any ocarina. He needed the power of the ocarina of time, which just so happened to be in his boxer shorts. "I knew stealing this instrument from that ugly elf kid would come in handy some day," he said taking the ocarina out of his shorts. "Now how did that song go?"
Waluigi wondered. "Come on, remember," he told himself. He kept thinking but nothing came to mind. "WAH! STUPID INSTRUMENT!" he said about to throw it, but stopped. "Wait a second, I could trade this hunk of junk for a hotel room." The idea was brilliant. Now he just needed to find his way to the hotel. "Now which way?" he thought, but the rain started pouring down harder and a streak of lightning struck pretty close to him, making him freeze for a moment. "Screw it, I'm going this way," he said quickly, and started running off in the east direction.
It wasn't easy to run in one direction. The ground was flooding up, rain kept smacking him in his face, while thunder cracked in his ears and lightning struck near him. There was too much going on, but Waluigi running. Eventually he slipped and went face first into the wet grassy ground. "Must……..keep……..going. I... won't…….give…….up," Waluigi tried to will himself to go but he just couldn't. "I give up. This is too much. I don't care anymore, If I die, I die." Waluigi became hopeless and just wanted to lie in the wet grass and let the storm drain him out. Then Waluigi looked up. "Oh wait, I'm here." He said realizing he somehow made it to his destination. "Oh yeah, Waluigi time!" Waluigi quickly ran inside the hotel. The name of that hotel was: The grand hotel.
Inside, Waluigi ran to the front desk, a toad was sitting there playing on his phone. Waluigi was about to speak but suddenly a chill came over him. "Itsa freaking cold in here," Waluigi said. "Well duh, the air conditioner is on" the toad said looking up from his phone. "uh, why are you in your underwear?" "That's not important right now," Waluigi said. "I need a room, but I don't have money and-" "No money, no service," the toad said cutting him off. "Let me finish. I don't have money but I got something even better," Waluigi said reaching in his boxers. "Thanks sir, I'm flattered. I really am. So lets see if I can handle it" the toad said blushing. "what? No! Not that, I have a precious instrument on me," Waluigi said trying to calm the toads desire. "Don't we all have one?" the toad responded. "My dad told me the best part about having them, is when you share." Waluigi kept searching but the ocarina wasn't there. Waluigi came to the conclusion of taking his shorts off but was stopped by a strange old toad behind him. "No need for that lad," the old toad said, pulling out the ocarina from his robe. "Here ya go." "Hey how did you, ah who cares," Waluigi said snatching the ocarina from the toads hands. "Here you go, now give me a room." The front desk toad's smile disappeared. "No money, no service," He said. Waluigi was about to lose it, but the old toad behind him put some coins on the desk and said "Will this cover it?" The toad and Waluigi looked confused. "uh, yes it will," the toad said grabbing the coins. He reached under his desk and pulled out a suite key and gave it to Waluigi. Waluigi snatched the key from the toad and looked at the old toad. The old toad smiled and said " Since I paid for your room, I'll be taking this." He held up the ocarina. Suddenly he started laughing evilly. Waluigi began laughing along with him. "Yes, I guess we both, eh?" The toad joined in too. "Ha ha, why are we laughing?" The old man stopped laughing and just walked away, leaving Waluigi and the toad laughing awkwardly. "uh, I'm just gonna head up to my room now," Waluigi said walking towards the elevator. "Call me!" the toad said and went right back to playing Fire Emblem Heroes on his phone.
Outside the rain still continued, and the old toad just stood out there laughing that same evil laugh. "yes, it sounds much better when I laugh alone," he said, and continued laughing. Then he walked away, in the north direction, still laughing loudly, but it got drained out by the sound of the pouring rain.
What has Waluigi done?