Hey, everybody! I'm back again with a new series. This time I'm not exactly doing any traditional stories. What I'm doing this time is basically me putting the Yuruyuri characters in some rather absurd hypothetical situations and then seeing how the characters react.

The idea for this is inspired by a Tumblr blogger, Bleach Lists Girl, who does this same thing for Bleach characters. Her lists are frigging hilarious. They're also downright ridiculous at times. For example, there's one list detailing what might happen if Soul Society was suddenly invaded by an army of cats. The result is funny and adorable.

Here's another thing. I am open to requests. Send me a PM or leave me a review. I can't guarantee that I'll be able to accept all requests but I'll try my best to do so.

Disclaimer: I do not own YuruYuri. It belongs to Namori.

Hey, Yuruyuri characters! You have just figured out that Sakurako is secretly a genius and that she has actually been pretending to be stupid all this time. The Student Council elections are coming up so Sakurako has finally quit the charade and has topped the exams! How do you react?

Himawari: …

Himawari: Sakurako… How is it possible that you scored more on the tests that I did?

Himawari: What do you mean you were only pretending to be stupid?!

Akari: Congratulations on getting first place, Sakurako-chan!

Chinatsu: Kyouko-senpai is at the top of her class. And now Sakurako-chan is at the top of our class…

Chinatsu: Something is wrong with the world.

Kyouko: Hahaha! Don't be silly, Chinatsu-chan. Nothing is wrong.

Kyouko: Sakucchan has now become my ideal apprentice!

Kyouko: Now me and Sakucchan will lead the world to greatness together!

Chinatsu: ...

Yui: Pretending to be stupid? That's something I expect from Kyouko.

Yui: Kyouko… I always assumed that the whole apprentice thing was just a joke but…

Yui: Have you secretly been training Oomuro-san all along?

Kyouko: Hahaha!

Yui: …

Yui: That's not a denial, Kyouko.

Chitose: You're actually smart, Oomuro-san? That's great!

Ayano: You're not really fazed by much, are you, Chitose?

Ayano: Oomuro-san is secretly a genius…

Ayano: Then is she going to be the Student Council vice-president next year?

Himawari: I will not let that happen!

Rise: *says something inaudible*

Nishigaki: Really, Matsumoto? You always felt that Oomuro-san had great hidden potential?

Nishigaki: That's… unexpected.

Hanako: ...

Hanako: ...

Hanako: This is just another one of your pranks, right, Sakurako?

Hanako: There's no way an idiot like you can actually be smart.

Hanako: ... Right?

Nadeshiko: So all the times I helped you out with stuff, I didn't really have to? You could have done it yourself?

Nadeshiko: …

Nadeshiko: Did you pretend to be stupid just so that you could get out of dinner duty?

Nadeshiko: I mean, you always make me help you with the cooking.

Nadeshiko: That's it. You're making dinner for the next two months!

Kaede: I always knew that you had it in you, Sakurako-oneechan. Keep it up!

Hanako: Your innocence is refreshing, Kaede, but Hanako doesn't think you understand what's going on.

Himawari: Every weekend I taught you our lessons and I helped you with your homework.

Himawari: I think I spent more time teaching you than I spent studying myself!

Himawari: You never paid attention and you wasted my time.

Himawari: And now you're telling me that you never needed my help? That you could've managed just fine by yourself?

Himawari: Why would you pretend to be stupid? Just… Why?

Sakurako: The real question is why not?

Sakurako: You help me with my homework and teach me all the lessons so I don't have to pay much attention in class.

Sakurako: Nee-chan helps me out with a lot of work.

Sakurako: I also don't have to do much Council work since everyone does a huge portion of my share of work for me.

Sakurako: Pretending to be stupid means that I don't have to spend much energy.

Himawari: ...

Sakurako: I said that I'm a genius. Not that I'm not lazy.

So, did you like this? Do you think this style is fun? I most certainly do. Also, since these 'stories' aren't serious and are also just dialogue, they don't take that long to write. Which means that I should be able to upload new chapters for this series frequently.

Once again, I am open to requests. I hope this chapter gives you an idea about the sort of ridiculous situations I wish to write about. Be creative, my fellow Yuruyuri fans! To give me your requests, send me a PM or drop a review.

Last but not least, read and review! I hope to hear your thoughts about this new series.