AN: I'm bored of all those fanfics with a plot/point. So I wrote this.
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.
"…But Jacob, if we get this shovel, we get a plant pot free!"
Edward tried unsuccessfully to persuade Jacob, but Jacob wouldn't listen to reason.
"C'mon Edward, that shovel is made of plastic and will break soon. THIS one, however is metal. It won't break as easily."
"Jacob, we live in Forks. A metal shovel will rust if left outside."
Bella picked a different shovel, this one wooden.
"I think wood is our best bet. It's pretty cheap and won't rust or break as easily."
Edward nodded.
"I guess we should do that. I can always just buy a plant pot on the side."
"So it's settled then, a wooden shovel and Edward can get a plant pot," said Jacob as he picked up the wooden shovel and placed it into the cart.
The trio continued along.
"What are we looking for, now?"
Bella asked as she looked at rows and rows of deodorant.
"Laundry detergent," said Jacob.
"We should get Tide. It's the best," said Edward.
Jacob shook his werewolfy head.
"All is the best. Everyone knows it."
"I must disagree with both of you. I prefer arm and hammer."
Bella sneakily took a big jug of arm and hammer and placed it in the cart.
"No. Tide comes in lot's of different scents. We can get lavender vanilla, or jasmine. Or anything, really."
"But All takes out stains so much better than Tide and Arm and Hammer. See?"
Jacob pointed to the All jug where it said 'takes out stains better than the leading brands'.
"If it takes out stains better than the leading brands, why isn't it the leading brand," pointed out a Tide-loving Edward.
"I have an idea. Let's get all three and we can mix them."
Edward and Jacob looked at Bella. It wasn't a half bad idea.
"I like it," said Jacob as he took a jug of Tide and All and put them in the cart with the shovel, plant pot and jug of Arm and Hammer.