I hate you so much.

You make my whole life a torrent of whirling pain.

You make it a frequent point to beat me up.

And call me a loser.

My butt still hurts from that wedgie you gave me yesterday!

I mean, sometimes I wonder if you even have a heart.

Really.

Really.

I mean, sometimes I wonder if you even have a life away from me.

My mouth still hurts from that kiss you gave me yesterday!

And call me your only love.

You make it a frequent point to hold my hand.

You make my whole life a torrent of whirling love.

I love you so much.