He's so…

A/N: And I'm back with the ship that's not a ship, but wants to be a ship. Shandy. My life is a never ending storm of woe.

Shadow's POV

Flopping down, I groaned and looked at her. Putting my face back in the mattress, I groaned louder inching closer to her. Groaning dramatically, I rested my head in her lap. Still not getting a reaction as she read, I grabbed her free hand sifting it in my quills. She sighed, asking, "What is it, Shadow?"

"None of your business." I mumbled, hearing the slight annoyance in her voice.

Having her pet me, I purred quietly to not give off the notion I was enjoying this. Moving her hand to my ear, I burrowed my face in her lap muffling myself; I'm not a cat, damn it.

"You're enjoying this aren't you?" She inquired with a small laugh.

"Maybe." I answered, noticing my tail started to flicker as Female continued her ministrations. "It's not like I asked you to do this." I continued, blushing lightly.

She laughed and quit rubbing my ear, replying, "You put yer head in my lap 'n practically forced me to pet you."

"Shut up, Female. You could've stopped."

Lifting my head, I glared at her as she cooed, "You're blushin', how cute."

"Whatever, woman." I mumbled, now sitting up a good few inches away from her.

"'Sides, if you weren't enjoyin' it, then you wouldn't have been purrin'." She replied with a smug smile planted on her face.

I rolled my eyes, getting off the bed, muttering, "I need a shower."

Turning my back to the warm water, I grimaced slightly then relaxed as it pelted my spine. Exhaling, I tilted my head back letting the water run through my quills. Speaking of which, I wondered why they were soft like hair. Do quills even get soft?

Dismissing my question, I turned the shower off and stepped out, wrapping the towel around my waist. "Are you even listening to me?"

Her question snapped me out of my daze. "Am I?" I countered, discarding my towel and slipping on boxers.

"At least I'm not Tsundere." She muttered, putting her book aside.

Sliding in next to her, I commented, "Can't you just shut up?"

"Nope, because it's not my place."

Releasing a small hum, I pulled her against me resting my head on her chest. Sitting up, I sat behind her starting to rub her shoulders. Leaning into me, she asked, "What do you want?"

"Call it a favor and leave it at that, Frau." I mumbled against her neck, leaving kisses upon the space between her neck and collarbone. Abandoning her shoulders, I slid my hands around her waist watching as her emerald eyes fluttered closed.

Feeling something ram into me, I let go of her, rubbing the side of my face. "What was that for?" I questioned, glaring at the pillow she used to assault me.

"I said you were grippin' my waist too hard." She replied putting the pillow in her purple, cloth covered lap.

I shrugged, saying, "I had no idea."

"You've been spacing out a lot, go to sleep." She stated, concern ringing in her tone.

Sandy yawned and turned away from me, going to sleep moments later. Turning the light off, I sighed, taking her hand and planting a kiss on her palm later falling asleep with our fingers entangled.

A/N: Yes, I am aware he's more Tsundere than usual. Criticism is welcome.