Author's Notes: This really happened between two of my friends. The first part, anyway...I sort of imagined up the other two. I found it funny and thought it was something Ichigo'd do to poor Kish...so here you go, a lil' three-part one-shot.
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Three Ways
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One: Just Say So.
Ichigo skipped along the park path, thrilled that she and Aoyama-ku- no, Masaya, now, as he'd graciously told her to call him- had set up another date for next week.
"Ah, I'm so lucky..." She giggled, clapping her hands together in delight.
Then she stopped short, for Kish was sitting on a park bench up ahead. "Yo, koneko-chan." He gave her a toothy grin, waving two fingers in a peace symbol.
"Kish?" She suddenly hatched a devious three part plan that would keep him away forever. He would be so embarrassed...
"Yes?"
"We're going out." She beamed at him, slightly surprised at the look on his face. Ichigo'd never seen him smile like that...the alien smiled as if he'd just won a billion yen or something!
"Alright! About time, kitty, I was near ready to give up!" He threw his arms around her, feeling a slight movement as she instinctively flinched.
"Kish-kun?"
"Yes, love of my life?"
"We're over."
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Two: A Kiss
"Kish!"
"Yes, koneko-chan, scream my name. It pleases me to know you'll be dying after what you did to me that day..."
"Kish-kun, give me another chance!"
"Not on your life. I'm not falling for that again." He sneered, tightening his grip on her collarbone.
And she commenced with part two. Mew Ichigo pressed her delicate lips to his own firm ones, pulling away and breathing in delicious gulps of air as he released her out of surprise.
She hugged him, inwardly smirking as the alien wrapped his own sturdy arms around her waist. Seeing the other Mews coming, she stepped back and smiled at him, putting on a seductive face. "Kish-kun..." the cat-girl crooned, drawing a line down his chest with one slender finger.
"Hm?" His eyelids were lowered lustfully...Kish thought he knew what was coming, but he certainly didn't.
"We're...OVER." And with a slap, Ichigo ran over to her friends.
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Three: An Apology
"Kish...I personally begged Pai to bring me up so I could apologize...please answer me."
"No, you butt-munching son of a bitch," answered the blanket-covered lump in the bed.
"..I'm a girl, Kish.."
"Precisely my point. You're growing a damned mustache over your lip and you have a unibrow and you're just so damn..."
"Cute that you can't resist me?" Ichigo smiled meekly, hoping that he really didn't mean any of the above. "Gomen nasai, Kish...I only wanted you to leave me alone...I'm sorry."
The blankets unwrapped themselves to reveal Kish in a saddened state, damp with his own tears and eyes puffy and red from crying. "Koneko-chan...Ichigo..." He started bawling his eyes out again, this time throwing himself at the object of his desire. To his surprise, she hugged him back.
"Kish..."
He whimpered a little in reponse, sniffling.
"This...hug thing...is over. I can't stay here all day..."
"So we're over again?!" Let me tell you, you baka koneko-chan, that I have stayed here for weeks now, not eating and crying myself all wet and crap and then you have the fuckin' nerve and audacity to come up here and tell me we are over..."
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...Would've thought Ichigo'd learn her lesson. Ah, the price of being a ditzy anime girl with superpowers...