House Discovers Fanfiction Yaoi
I don't own House MD or fanfiction.
The fanfiction mentioned in this fic never existed. It's clearly made up from my imagination. :3 I've stayed up 40 whole hours for a EEG, and I'm still awake!
House discovers Fanfiction Yaoi disease and decides to show it to the team.
It was a very foggy morning outside of Princeton Plainsboro Learning Hospital. House stood in front of his team in front of a large screen connected to a laptop.
"I have discovered a new disease." House said. "It shouldn't be mentioned outside this hospital."
"Why not?" Cameron asked.
"It will scar the minds of anyone who knows it... It's the true reason Kutner commited suicide." House paused. "It's called... Yaoi Fanfiction."
"What the Hell is-" Chase said.
"Read this entire story. No questions asked." House said, clicking a blue link that siad 'Romance Kills: A Yaoi Fic'.
-30 Minutes Later-
All you see is Taub on the floor, having a seizure, Cameron having a nosebleed, Chase blushing and twitching, Thirteen almost shouting 'My eyes, they bleed!', Foreman just had the 'What the fuck was that?' look on his face, Wilson had a gun to his head, and Kutner's and Amber's ghosts were having seizures and foaming at the mouth.
"Congrats, you all have read and have been mentally scarred with Yaoi Fanfiction." House said.
Short story, yes. Crack fanfic? Yes. Will you review. I hope so! Review!