Happy Times With Naruto

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

This is just a crack story my brother(shikamarus brain) and I came up with.

Beware of extreme retartedness.

Ch.1 Happy Times with Toads

"Hmmm, so what your saying Mr. Fat frog, is that I have heart burn because there is a Flaming, Nine Tailed Fox living inside me that is trying to take over my body?" Ask our stupid, unpredictable, hero: Uzumaki Naruto.

The cubby little yellow toad, Gamatatsu, nodded his head up and down exuberantly and waited for his much wanted toad treat for answering another one of Naruto's idiotic questions.

"I don't know….. I always thought you got heart burn from something you ate, not giant flaming nine tailed fox's…" replied the now confused ninja.

In fear of not getting his treat, Gamatatsu quickly yell, "Nononono, your talking about…er….heart blaze!"

"Ooohhhh, well that makes sense. Here's your frog treat little buddy." Naruto said as he tossed his toad summon a brown toad shaped cookie stuffed with insects.

Said frog quickly jumped in the air to snag his treat only to miss and hit a wall. From there he slowly and painfully slid down until he ended up on Naruto's bed.

Rubbing his head he looked up in horror as the small toad saw his summoner's butt coming down on him in slow motion! "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the yellow toad yelled as he was squashed and then proceeded to poof out of existence.

All while this was happening Naruto was wondering where the hell Gamatatsu was! "Hmmmm, now where is he?" a small cracked lightbulb appeared above his head as it slowly blinked until it shown a dim light. "I know I'll just resummon him and he'll appear right under my hand!

Making the correct hand seals he summoned Gamatatsu only to see he looked a little squashed…and angry….at him…

Well, he didn't really care what he did to make his summon angry, since he had an extremely important and urgent question that HAD to be answered!

"Mr. Fat frog, Mr. Fat frog I have a REALLY important questioned that NEEDS to be answered now!" Naruto yelled as he wildly waved his arms in the air to stress how important this was.

"Well, what is it?...and I better get TWO treats since this is suppose to be such an important question." answered Gamatatsu.

"Where do babies come from?!?" the orange clad ninja yelled, "I gotta know!"

'Uh Oh, I don't know this one either…. I'm gonna have to make something up totally original, unheard of, and untestable so he can't prove me wrong' Thought our fat little toad.

"And don't tell me the stork, Kakashi-sensei told me that but every single stork I found didn't have any babies with them! Not only that but they all ganged up on me and beat me up!" the future Hokage shuddered at the memory.

'Crap, there goes plan A, luckily I have a plan B!' Gamatatsu thought to himself.

"Nope, they come from flying super penguins!" the little toad yelled excitedly. He then proceeded to open his mouth ready for his treat. What he received instead was silence. Opening one eye he was hit by the look of Naruto starring at him like he was stupid.

"I may be stupid but I KNOW that babies don't come from flying super penguins…" the demon container said in a monotone voice.

"er…..yea they do?"

"No they don't"

"Uh Huh"

"Nu uh"

"Uh huh"

"Nu uh"

"Uh huh"

"Uh huh"

"Nu uh"

"Ha! I got you, I knew you were lieing!" Naruto yelled.

"crap…..cheater" was all the little toad had to say.

"Well if you don't know then I'm gonna have to get someone more resourceful." Naruto thought out loud.

"Who?" asked Gamatatsu completely stumped and wondering how the hell Naruto even KNEW what resourceful meant!

The yellow toad looked back at Naruto to see he was surrounded by hundreds of summoned toads and was jumping around the room asking all the toads where babies come from.

10 minutes later….

"Okay, okay settle down everyone" said Naruto as he tried to quiet the crowd of talking toads who continuously repeated "ramble ramble ramble" so it seemed like they were saying something important but actually weren't.

Once they finally had quieted down Naruto proceeded to say "As you all know you have all been brought here to answer a VERY important question."

"Ramble ramble ramble." replied the crowd.

"Yes, very nice." the blue eyed boy said then continued his explanation "Now that all you have voted Gamakichi will tally the votes."

Said toad saluted and then began reading off a piece of paper full of random scribbles or as he likes to call it "toad writing".

"We got 43 votes for the stork, 32 for the sky, 37 for Santa claus, and 234 for super flying penguins!" announced Gamakichi. The crowd of toads responded by cheering.

"Wait! We also have ONE vote for……girls or "females" the orange toad yelled over the crowd.

"BOOOOO, who's the idiot who said that!" cried the crowded.

"Yea, who's stupid enough to believe that crap!!!" screamed a random toad.

A small blue toad shakily rose his hand and was thrown out the window by the mass of angry toads.

"Well now that that's over…….SUPER FLYING PENGUINS WIN!" Announced Gamakichi.

"YEAAAAA!!!" screamed the crowd. They then all proceeded to poof away leaving Gamatatsu and Naruto alone.

"Well I guess you were right Mr. Fat frog, here's 3 treats for the trouble." Said Naruto as he tossed said toad 3 treats.

"Told ya so." Grinned the yellow toad as he jumped to catch his snacks only to miss….again and hit the wall…again….and then slide down slowly and painfully…again.

Well you know the rest…

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

We do not hate Naruto, he's actually one of our favorite characters, its just fun to mess with him along with all the other characters we plan on sticking in this story. If you like extremely random and stupid stories like this one, you can visit my brother profile(shikamarus brain)