Hey everyone! I know I'm still in the middle of Crushed, but I was watching TV with my mom and she had it on CMT. First Cowboy Casanova by Carrie Underwood was playing, then White Liar by Miranda Lambert (this song) came on and as I was watching the music video, this idea got lodged in my mind and I knew that the only way to get it out was to actually write it. So here's a short one-shot.

Guys, I really don't own the lyrics. They belong to Miranda Lambert and I'm sorry for not putting a disclaimer. The people who write out those Account Closure Warning things should take down the stories instead of the account. If they get a certain number of warnings THEN they should get their account taken down. So, DISCLAIMER: I don't own Victorious or White Liar

Italics-Song lyrics
Bold Italics-Song lyrics being sung by someone

Hey, white liar
Truth comes out a little at a time
And it spreads just like a fire
Slips off of your tongue like turpentine
And I don't know why
White liar

The piano starts playing and everyone stands up. At the front, a young man with fluffy looking brown hair stands with a dark skinned young man and the priest. As the piano continues its cheerful melody, a young woman with ebony hair walks down the aisle, an older man, whose hair sticks up all over with a coconut in his other hand, on her arm.

You better be careful what you do
I wouldn't wanna be in your shoes
If they ever found you out
You better be careful what you say
It never really added up anyway
I've got friends in this town

When the ebony haired young woman gets to the front, the man lets go of her arm and makes his way to sit in the front row. Along with Sikowitz sits the perky redhead, Cat; the curly haired nerd, Robbie; and the caramel skinned, chestnut haired half-latina, Tori.

You said you went out to a bar
And walked some lady to her car
But your face has more to tell
Cause my best friend saw you on the street
With a redhead named Bernice
Turns out you don't lie too well

'Do you, Beckette, take Jadelyn to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live?' The priest begins.

'I do.' Beck says, smiling a smile his fangirls would describe as disarming.

The priest then turns to Jade. 'And do you, Jadelyn, take Beckette to be your lawfully wedded husband? To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live?'

Jade just smiles at the priest before leaning in to whisper in Beck's ear. 'Here's a bombshell just for you. Turns out I've been lying too.'

The look on Beck's face is so priceless, Jade has to suppress a laugh. 'Who?'

Jade reaches out to their three friends sitting in the front row. At first, Beck thinks she's reaching for Robbie. Then, to everyone's surprise except Sikowitz, Tori stands up. When she's got Tori by her side, Jade starts singing loud enough for everyone to hear.

Now I'm a white liar
Truth comes out a little at a time
And it spreads just like a fire
Slips off of my tongue like turpentine
And I don't know why...
White Liar

I really love this song. It's actually one of the very first songs I learned to sing, along with Love Story by Taylor Swift and Angel Baby sung by Kyra. This is also my first attempt at a song fic, so constructive criticism and nice comments are more than welcome. Until next time my little cremepuffs. Au revoir!