AN: Hi! This is my revised first chapter since AOL turned my original into
some kind of cryptic. Anyway, I'm sorry if this is a bit different then the
original, but I have the original on another computer. Oh well, I like
constructive criticism, and flames will be used to roast marshmallows and
cook hot dogs. PLEASE REVIEW!!!! I hope you like it!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that has to do with Harry Potter. Harry Potter and his wonderful world belong to J.K. Rowling.
Warnings: None
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James Potter sat on the Hogwarts Express, staring into space, bored out of his mind. He was so bored, he didn't even notice when his best friend, Sirius Black, turned his (AN: James' not Sirius') Hogwarts robes from black into a blinding hot pink.
James: SIRIUS ORION BLACK!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO GET YOU FOR THIS ONE!!!!! YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!!! *chases Sirius around the compartment* *pulls out his wand and fires two curses at Sirius*
Sirius: AAHHH!!! *Sirius' teeth turn purple and a giant sequoia grows from the top of his head*
James: *laughs his head off at Sirius*
Sirius: *growling* Grrr. TAKE THESE CURSES OFF NOW JAMES!!!!
James: Honestly Sirius, when you growl like that it's hard to tell if you're a human being or you're your dog!
Sirius: *still growling* Now James!
James: Alright! *points his wand at Sirius* Finite Incantatem!
*Sirius' teeth change back to their original color and the giant sequoia disappears*
Sirius: *sigh of relief* Thanks James! What were those curses you hit me with anyway? They'd be great to get the teachers with!
James: The sequoia was 'Giantus scalpi' and the purple teeth was 'Murado fluoridio' (AN: As in fluoride)
Sirius: Cool, anyway, chocolate frog?
*2 surly looking boys walk into the compartment*
1st boy: Well, Potter and Black! What are you two doing here? I thought you were squibs for ages!
Sirius: Buzz off Malfoy! And take your greasy haired companion with you!
2nd boy (AN: Snape): I wouldn't be threatening me if I were you Black, not that I would want to be.
Sirius: Why not?
Snape: Because I know more curses than you'll ever know!
Sirius: Oh yeah?
Snape: Yeah!
Sirius: Oh yeah? *points his wand at Malfoy* Murado Fluoridio!
*Snape's teeth turn purple*
James: *at the same time as Sirius* *points his wand at Malfoy* Giantus Scalpi!
*a giant sequoia grows out of the top of Malfoy's head*
James/Sirius: *wands still pointed at Snape/Malfoy* Stupefy!
*Malfoy and Snape drop to the floor, both of them unconscious*
*a boy walks into the compartment, stepping over Malfoy and Snape*
Boy: *in awe* Wow, that was incredible!
James: *shrugs* Ah, just a couple simple spells.
Boy: They didn't look simple to me! My name's Peter Pettigrew by the way. *is interrupted*
Sirius: Actually, they weren't that simple.
James: *elbows Sirius in the ribs, telling him to shut up* Don't mind him, I'm James by the way, James Potter. *is interrupted again*
Sirius: And I'm Sirius Black, powerful sorcerer and the creator of those spells. *is interrupted*
James: *snorts* You didn't invent those spells! The only way you know about them is because I cursed you with them after you turned my robes pink!
*a girl walks into the compartment, stepping over Malfoy and Snape*
Girl: *shakes her head in disgust* *to James* Have you been fighting in here? You'll be in trouble before we even get there! I'm Lily Evans by the way.
James: I'm James, James Potter. Uh, why are you. *is interrupted*
Sirius: And I'm Sirius Black, an extremely powerful sorcerer.*is interrupted*
James: Shut up Sirius!!!
Sirius: *sticks his tongue out at James*
James: *to Lily* Uh, what are you doing in here?
Lily: I heard all the racket back here and I came to investigate.
James: You know, you really didn't need to do that.
Lily: By the looks of it, I probably did need to. *gestures at Malfoy and Snape* Oh well. *points her wand at Snape and Malfoy* Finite Incantatem!
*Snape's teeth turn back to their original color and the giant sequoia disappears*
Sirius: Hey! What did you do that for? We were having fun!
Lily: *still pointing her wand at Malfoy and Snape* Ennervate!
*Malfoy and Snape become conscious again*
Malfoy/Snape: What happened?
James: Sirius and I cursed you with our invented curses and then knocked you out.
Sirius: I strongly suggest that you 2 return to your compartment or we'll do it again.
*Malfoy and Snape leave*
Peter: *comes out from under the seat* *in awe* *to Lily* Wow! That was really advanced magic! How did you do that?
Lily: *shrugs* It was easy, I'll show you if you like.
Peter: Cool, let's go!
*Lily and Peter are just about to leave when the food cart comes down the aisle*
Food Cart Lady: Would you like anything off of the trolley?
Sirius: FFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James: *rolls eyes*
Sirius: We'll take the lot!
James: *rolls eyes again* That's Sirius for you!
Sirius: *arms full of sweets* Hey!! I was going to give you some James but now I changed my mind!
James: Oh well. *grabs a box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans from Sirius*
Sirius: HEY!!!
James: May I please have some, Sirius? *puts on his best puppy dog face*
Sirius: Oh alright!! *hands James half of the sweets*
Lily: *mutters something under her breath that sounds a lot like Boys!*
James: Hey Lily! Want a pasty? *offers Lily a pasty*
Lily: Er.. Ok, thanks James! *takes the pasty and takes a bite*
James/Sirius: *explode with laughter*
Lily: What is so funny?
Peter: *quivering* *hands Lily a mirror* Here, look.
Lily: *looks into mirror* *shrieks* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M FLASHING GREEN!!!!!!!!!
James: Sirius hexed the pasty!
Lily: I'LL GET YOU SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!! *chases Sirius* TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!!!!!
Sirius: Alright, *waves his wand and Lily's skin changes back to flesh colored but her hair turns blue*
Lily: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles Sirius to the ground*
Sirius: *gasping for air* Hey, I'm sorry! *gasp* It's a temporary side effect. *gasp* There's nothing I can do *gasp* about it! The Hogwarts *gasp* nurse should be able to *gasp* fix it after the sorting. *gasp*
Lily: ARE YOU SAYING THAT I'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE ENTIRE SORTING LOOKING LIKE THIS????????
Sirius: *nods his head*
Lily: *gets off of Sirius* I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS SIRIUS BLACK!!!!! *to Peter* COME ON PETER, *grabs Peter by the arm* WE'RE LEAVING!!!! *leaves the compartment, dragging Peter behind her*
James: Wow, we hexed 3 people in a half-hour today! Isn't that a record?
Sirius: I don't know.
*the train slows to a stop*
James: Excellent, we're here!!
*James and Sirius step off the train, ready to begin 7 years of wreaking havoc at Hogwarts*
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AN: I'm sorry, I had to retype the entire chapter since AOL turned my original into a cryptic. Oh well, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!! Flames will be ignored but I like constructive criticism if there is any. Anyway, have a nice day!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that has to do with Harry Potter. Harry Potter and his wonderful world belong to J.K. Rowling.
Warnings: None
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James Potter sat on the Hogwarts Express, staring into space, bored out of his mind. He was so bored, he didn't even notice when his best friend, Sirius Black, turned his (AN: James' not Sirius') Hogwarts robes from black into a blinding hot pink.
James: SIRIUS ORION BLACK!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO GET YOU FOR THIS ONE!!!!! YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!!! *chases Sirius around the compartment* *pulls out his wand and fires two curses at Sirius*
Sirius: AAHHH!!! *Sirius' teeth turn purple and a giant sequoia grows from the top of his head*
James: *laughs his head off at Sirius*
Sirius: *growling* Grrr. TAKE THESE CURSES OFF NOW JAMES!!!!
James: Honestly Sirius, when you growl like that it's hard to tell if you're a human being or you're your dog!
Sirius: *still growling* Now James!
James: Alright! *points his wand at Sirius* Finite Incantatem!
*Sirius' teeth change back to their original color and the giant sequoia disappears*
Sirius: *sigh of relief* Thanks James! What were those curses you hit me with anyway? They'd be great to get the teachers with!
James: The sequoia was 'Giantus scalpi' and the purple teeth was 'Murado fluoridio' (AN: As in fluoride)
Sirius: Cool, anyway, chocolate frog?
*2 surly looking boys walk into the compartment*
1st boy: Well, Potter and Black! What are you two doing here? I thought you were squibs for ages!
Sirius: Buzz off Malfoy! And take your greasy haired companion with you!
2nd boy (AN: Snape): I wouldn't be threatening me if I were you Black, not that I would want to be.
Sirius: Why not?
Snape: Because I know more curses than you'll ever know!
Sirius: Oh yeah?
Snape: Yeah!
Sirius: Oh yeah? *points his wand at Malfoy* Murado Fluoridio!
*Snape's teeth turn purple*
James: *at the same time as Sirius* *points his wand at Malfoy* Giantus Scalpi!
*a giant sequoia grows out of the top of Malfoy's head*
James/Sirius: *wands still pointed at Snape/Malfoy* Stupefy!
*Malfoy and Snape drop to the floor, both of them unconscious*
*a boy walks into the compartment, stepping over Malfoy and Snape*
Boy: *in awe* Wow, that was incredible!
James: *shrugs* Ah, just a couple simple spells.
Boy: They didn't look simple to me! My name's Peter Pettigrew by the way. *is interrupted*
Sirius: Actually, they weren't that simple.
James: *elbows Sirius in the ribs, telling him to shut up* Don't mind him, I'm James by the way, James Potter. *is interrupted again*
Sirius: And I'm Sirius Black, powerful sorcerer and the creator of those spells. *is interrupted*
James: *snorts* You didn't invent those spells! The only way you know about them is because I cursed you with them after you turned my robes pink!
*a girl walks into the compartment, stepping over Malfoy and Snape*
Girl: *shakes her head in disgust* *to James* Have you been fighting in here? You'll be in trouble before we even get there! I'm Lily Evans by the way.
James: I'm James, James Potter. Uh, why are you. *is interrupted*
Sirius: And I'm Sirius Black, an extremely powerful sorcerer.*is interrupted*
James: Shut up Sirius!!!
Sirius: *sticks his tongue out at James*
James: *to Lily* Uh, what are you doing in here?
Lily: I heard all the racket back here and I came to investigate.
James: You know, you really didn't need to do that.
Lily: By the looks of it, I probably did need to. *gestures at Malfoy and Snape* Oh well. *points her wand at Snape and Malfoy* Finite Incantatem!
*Snape's teeth turn back to their original color and the giant sequoia disappears*
Sirius: Hey! What did you do that for? We were having fun!
Lily: *still pointing her wand at Malfoy and Snape* Ennervate!
*Malfoy and Snape become conscious again*
Malfoy/Snape: What happened?
James: Sirius and I cursed you with our invented curses and then knocked you out.
Sirius: I strongly suggest that you 2 return to your compartment or we'll do it again.
*Malfoy and Snape leave*
Peter: *comes out from under the seat* *in awe* *to Lily* Wow! That was really advanced magic! How did you do that?
Lily: *shrugs* It was easy, I'll show you if you like.
Peter: Cool, let's go!
*Lily and Peter are just about to leave when the food cart comes down the aisle*
Food Cart Lady: Would you like anything off of the trolley?
Sirius: FFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James: *rolls eyes*
Sirius: We'll take the lot!
James: *rolls eyes again* That's Sirius for you!
Sirius: *arms full of sweets* Hey!! I was going to give you some James but now I changed my mind!
James: Oh well. *grabs a box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans from Sirius*
Sirius: HEY!!!
James: May I please have some, Sirius? *puts on his best puppy dog face*
Sirius: Oh alright!! *hands James half of the sweets*
Lily: *mutters something under her breath that sounds a lot like Boys!*
James: Hey Lily! Want a pasty? *offers Lily a pasty*
Lily: Er.. Ok, thanks James! *takes the pasty and takes a bite*
James/Sirius: *explode with laughter*
Lily: What is so funny?
Peter: *quivering* *hands Lily a mirror* Here, look.
Lily: *looks into mirror* *shrieks* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M FLASHING GREEN!!!!!!!!!
James: Sirius hexed the pasty!
Lily: I'LL GET YOU SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!! *chases Sirius* TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!!!!!
Sirius: Alright, *waves his wand and Lily's skin changes back to flesh colored but her hair turns blue*
Lily: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles Sirius to the ground*
Sirius: *gasping for air* Hey, I'm sorry! *gasp* It's a temporary side effect. *gasp* There's nothing I can do *gasp* about it! The Hogwarts *gasp* nurse should be able to *gasp* fix it after the sorting. *gasp*
Lily: ARE YOU SAYING THAT I'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE ENTIRE SORTING LOOKING LIKE THIS????????
Sirius: *nods his head*
Lily: *gets off of Sirius* I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS SIRIUS BLACK!!!!! *to Peter* COME ON PETER, *grabs Peter by the arm* WE'RE LEAVING!!!! *leaves the compartment, dragging Peter behind her*
James: Wow, we hexed 3 people in a half-hour today! Isn't that a record?
Sirius: I don't know.
*the train slows to a stop*
James: Excellent, we're here!!
*James and Sirius step off the train, ready to begin 7 years of wreaking havoc at Hogwarts*
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AN: I'm sorry, I had to retype the entire chapter since AOL turned my original into a cryptic. Oh well, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!! Flames will be ignored but I like constructive criticism if there is any. Anyway, have a nice day!