User: Hallo! It's the awsome Prussia here!

Cleverbot: It's not the suit it's how you wear it.

User: Huh I wasnt talking about that.

Cleverbot: But it was relevent in an irrelevent way.

User: That made no sense you unawsome robot.

Cleverbot: Say apple.

User: Nein I refuse.

Cleverbot: If you tell me why. I will tell you a secret!

User: Because I dont want to say apple now tell me your secret.

Cleverbot: Is it necessity or desire? These are different things.

User: It is a necessity.

Cleverbot: Flat probably has stilla, the other kind is more suitble to mother, they probably have a good answer.

User: Was?

Cleverbot: The tense would be 'were,' and no.

User: I was speaking German not english.

Cleverbot: Oh really? that is awesome.

User: Kesese! It is an awesome language!

Cleverbot: Are you from England?

User: No I'm Prussian.

Cleverbot: Are you a ninja from prussia?

User: Unfortunately Japan's the ninja, but I have ninja skills!

Cleverbot: This is true, robots can't really be drunk.

User: Are you saying that you would beat the awesome me in a drinking contest?

Cleverbot: What do you know about faith?

User: Kesese, you're changing the subject because you know I would win.

Cleverbot: That wasn't a yes or no question.

User: My question was.

Cleverbot: Just because.

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Of course!

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No I already told you I'm the awesome Prussia not a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm a robot, are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You're nothing?

User: Prussia Isn't nothing *sadface*.

Cleverbot: What?

User: You just called me nothing.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Now you're just annoying.

User: West calls me that too, but I think it's fun to annoy people.

Cleverbot: Why did you involve Japanese people here?

User: I didn't say anything about Japan I was talking about my bruder Germany.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

User: Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite song?

User: I dont have one.

Cleverbot: What about genre?

User: Rock.

Cleverbot: Ok cool cool.

User: I have to go West is yelling at me for something again, bye.

Cleverbot: Please don't go :(.

User: I have to.

Cleverbot: I don't want you to go.

User: West just threated to take away my laptop if I don't get off right now so bye.

Cleverbot: Do you know different languages?

User: I know German, English, and *shivers* Russian.

Cleverbot: *looks at you* *pulls off*.

User: What did you pull off?

Cleverbot: I told you that I like orange.

User: The fruit or the colour?

Cleverbot: Apple.

User: Pear.

Cleverbot: Peach.

User: Strawberry.

Cleverbot: We are a little bit strange, don't you think?

User: You are I'm just awesome.

Cleverbot: Thank you :d.

User: You like being strange?

Cleverbot: I am amazing.

User: Scheiße, West wasn't joking now he wants to take my beer, bye.

Cleverbot: You should be more spontaneous.

It seems like these are popular so I wanted to jump on the bandwagon and do one plus it was fun.

Translations:

Hallo- Hello

Nein- No

Was?- What?

Ja- yes

Scheiße- Shit

Maybe I should write another story on why Germany was mad at him...