Annoyingly long A/N: What the flying f*ck is happening, my homies? Ok, so this is gonna be hard to explain; recently I gained a lot of ideas for short Sonamy stories all of which would take place in the canon universe. With some creative liberties of course since Sonamy isn't a thing in the games, but that's another debate. I then realised that these ideas all could go together in a weird order as one fic.

So if you didn't understand any of that, what I'm saying is this is going to be a collection of Sonamy oneshots that all take place in one timeline. But the fics won't be written in chronological order. Instead they will be a jumbled up order that probably won't be able to work if they were rearranged in any decisive way. So it's basically the Zelda timeline. The three things that each oneshot will involve are Sonamy (duh), no AU and Sonic and Amy making out at some point. Cos I'm weird like that.

Dunno how long these will be, it will probably range from really short to really long and I'll probably take requests. Probably. I've said way too much, let's get on with it.

Adabat. Such a wonderful place. Soft, perfect warm ocean, gently moving back and forth. Not a cloud in the sky to block the almighty shining that the sun blasted upon the land. Smiling citizens enjoying the quiet silence with their families. To top it all off, the most pretty looking palm trees that any pair of eyes had ever come across.

Truly, this was a peaceful place till the end of days.

"Sonic, can't you just stop whining for one second!?"

"I will when I can get something that can actually be called food." The same blue hedgehog who'd given his all to protect his home on countless occasions had also spent the past half an hour giving every piece of food he bought, the look of disgust.

Amy took a deep breath before responding. She sure was glad that her bad temper is now in the past. "Sonic, it's just like the food we had back home." She smiled in a hopeful attempt to get them both seeing eye to eye. That thought quickly flew away when Sonic looked at her as if she just called Eggman nice.

"Amy, are we looking at the same thing here?" Sonic motioned over to his right hand which currently held up what looked like half of a coconut with pale yellow spotted eggs inside. "This looks like some poison Eggman would give me as a 'gift'. I'm getting something else."

"OH NO, YOU AREN'T!"Before he knew it, the blue blur was being dragged by both of his hands away from the shop, along the planks and back to their deck chairs.

"Amy, what gives!?"

"Hero or not, you aren't doing anything else until you eat that. Now." Amy fumed as she dragged him. Anyone who was watching this little performance of theirs certainly wouldn't assume they were close friends. Or anything else.

'Keep calm, Amy. Remember, it's still the same perfect guy who stops at nothing to rescue you.' The pink hedgehog felt her heart flutter a little at her own thoughts and she couldn't help but let a small smile escape. Once they got back to their chairs, Amy sat him on his chair and got back on her own, refusing to take her eyes away from him.

She stared at him, waiting him for him to take a bite out of his food. While he unpleasantly stared at the snack he held in his hand.

He looked back up at her.

"Amy, do I have to-"

"Yes."

"But can't I just-"

"No."

"Even if-"

"No."

"How about I-"

"Sonic, please." Amy gave him a warm smile, urging him to defeat his greatest enemy, yet.. He stared back at her, like they were in a battle of wits to avoid eating this apparently popular food.

Eventually, Sonic gave up and looked back at his snack. Gulping, he slowly opened his mouth and picked up one of the eggs. He moved it towards his mouth, the egg making steady progress towards his tongue. Amy's fist clenched excitedly. He was about to do it. He was mere millimetres away.

When suddenly...

"Nope. I can't do it." He placed the egg back with the others.

Amy refused to accept defeat. Without another word, she marched over to his deck chair.

"Make room." She ordered. Sonic looked a little intimidated but nonetheless got on his knees to make space. Good thing hedgehogs were a lot smaller than humans. Amy stood on the chair and kneeled down on her knees so she was face to face with him.

"Watch and learn." She picked an egg from the bowl, still in his hand and put it in her mouth like it was nothing. Because it was nothing. After a few seconds of chewing, the egg was down her throat just like that.

"There we go. That wasn't so-"

Her sentence was cut short as warm lips captured her own.

Amy's breath hitched and her cheeks turned cherry red as she realised what was happening. Sighing, she closed her eyes and kissed him back. He nibbled and licked at her lower lip, making her giggle against his mouth. Although as her legs grew weak, she struggled to keep herself up.

They gently broke away and Sonic obtained a wide smirk.

"So, does that count?"

A/N: Predictable ending is predictable and I'm not entirely sure if I'm ok with this oneshot or not. But maybe that's the self esteem talking. Writing a gazillion variations of Sonic and Amy making out is definitely gonna be a challenge, but since we're all creeps, I can do it anyway. Also, I may ship Sonamy a hell of a lot, but there seem to be many many people who srsly believe that the only reason Sonic doesn't date Amy is because he's shy. All I'm gonna say to that is, you're wrong. Sorry bout that. With that said, hope you guys enjoyed, please follow or fav if you did. And don't forget to review this chapter or else, Amy's gonna force you to eat some Adabat food.