A/N: I apologize in advance for the brain damage and/or bouts of insanity that one may experience after reading. If none of the aforementioned occurs, at the very least enjoy. ;0P
HODS in under 200 words
Lots and lots of people died (it was very sad) and there was lots of blood and gore that looked like ketchup. It was fascinating. Maggie was stupid, but all ingénues are -- it wouldn't have been complete without her going "I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!" Then the ending came, but I rewrote it cuz it was stupid (zomg, TABOO!!). Here's what REALLY happened:
Fugly, stupid, dorky Jeff Clark came and shot Willie, but the arrow bounced off Willie's "back of steel" and struck Jeff in the heart, instead (trumpet fanfare plays) luff and happiness Barny realizes the error of his ways (ha HA!) and tells Willie "Well I'll be derned, Mags doesn't really look like Josette, after all! You can have 'er!"
Willie is happy, cuz he thinks Maggie's hawt. "Zomg, really, Barnabas? Omg, YAY, I luff me da womenz, they are win!!" Willie then takes Maggie off the slab and kisses her, and it ees magical (zomg, asxhwodhxhdij1232 HAWT). While Barny and Jeff's corpse hold hands and sing "Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear" (zhat's for u, DJ :-D), Willie and Maggie ride off into the sunset to make (not in the sunset) cute, chubby babies with trembling lips and ingénue characteristics.
ZOMG, THE END FOR REALZ!!!!
A/N: Again, I apologize...I wanted to make fun of HODS AND make fun of the "teeny bopper" lingo that people have nowadays on AIM, so this was fun. Hopefully it wasn't too hard to understand or too weird... :-P