We've come a long way! This is our very first reader request! YAY! Thanks to "ImDreamingTheDream" and "MindReadingAngels"! Without them, this editred fanfic couldn't be here. This story was removed from in 2010 (I think), but it's back in edited form! if you would like to send me any stories to edit, PM them to me. Let's start!

Hi, I'm Emma and this is my fanfic for 'The Lord of the Rings'. No flames because my fanfic is the best! It's not like your stupid stories with nazguls and stuff. Actually, nazguls are a part of LotR and insulting pretty much everyone who see's your story? Bad idea.

Chapter 1

BILBO POV

I was walking in the forest. I hid under a mushroom because it was raining. It was foggy. The mushroom was blue and covered in sparkles. I started to cry because the rain was going to destroy my house and then I'd have nowhere to live. That made me sad. I think getting my house destroyed would make me sad too. Well, I'd be more angry, but I've always had a short temper.

Then I used magic because I'm a magical elf.

You're Bilbo aren't you? Bilbo's a hobbit. Has this girl even watched the movies? Also, hobbits don't have magic and I'm pretty sure that elves can't control the weather either.

I licked my curly black hair and made the rain stop. The sun shone. I came out from underneath the mushroom and went on walking in the forest.

Why was he crying if he could fix the rain so easily? Why is he licking his hair? Bilbo has short hair, so he must be quite the contortionist. I believe that his hair is brown, not black like the author claims.

It rained a few more times because the universe was trying to fix itself, but I just laughed and used my magic to make it stop raining. Then instead of rain something else fell from the sky! It was a girl elf! (AN: this is my oc) Wait a minute, rain wasn't falling in the first place! Although I do like the attention to detail what with the universe trying to fix itself. Most of these authors have trouble with consistency. *cough* Tara *cough*

MARGERY POV

When I fell from the sky I was naked. My hair was on my head so I was very embarassed. (AN: Get it? Because she lives in the woods and she's and elf?)

Edited Out: 'berry embarrased.' Come on. Really? I did not come here to edit Strawberry Shortcake fanfics! This is LOTR!

Option Game!

1. Margery is embarassed because she has hair. Maybe it's multicoloured hair that floats and talks to people. I would be embarassed too.

2. Margery doesn't realize that she is naked, alone, and in a strange place. She is more concerned with her hair. Why? I don't know.

I had a very long, pale face and my ears were pointy. My legs were long and my chest was bare because I had no clothes on.

Further confirmation that being naked will make you naked?

My eyes were grey.
I stood up and looked around. I felt very lost and sad because I didn't know where I was. In fact I was so lost I started to cry.
Then I saw the young man in front of me. He was really tall. He had sexy black curly hair and sexy brown eyes.
"Hello," I whispered.

"Who are you?' he asked me curiously.

I said, 'I'm Margery. Who are you?'
The elf said, "My name is Bilbo.'

'Oh what a nice name," I sobbed. I was jealous because Bilbo had the nicest name in the history of the elf kingdom and I had an ugly name? Got stuck with 'Margery'?

I love how no one is noticing that she's naked. Bilbo must meet naked elves in the forest a lot.