Day 1
The cloister bell began ringing through the TARDIS. Amy and Rory ran to the console room to find the Doctor and River running around the console frantically trying to stop something "What the hell is happening?" Amy shouted over the chaos and the TARDIS began to shake.
"3 TARDISes are colliding!" River screamed.
"Stop it!" Rory yelled holding onto Amy.
"We are trying!" the Doctor shouted. But it was too late there was a loud bang and the 4 TARDIS inhabitants fell onto the ground. River pulled herself up using the console, her hair more wild than it normally was. The Doctor jumped up while Amy and Rory clambered up. Standing in the TARDIS was a thin man with an excessive amount of hair gel in his brown hair. The Doctor smiled, the man saw River and his eyes widened he opened his mouth "Let me stop you right there" the Doctor said.
"What happened?" the man asked.
"3 TARDISes are colliding" the Doctor said, he turned to the Ponds "This is the 10th Doctor" he then turned to 10 "10 this is Amy and Rory Pond and their daughter River Song, my wife"
"Hello" 10 smiled.
"Hi" Amy smiled warily.
"Nice to meet you" Rory nodded. River winked flirtatiously, her husband sighed. There was a flash of light and Donna Noble stood in the TARDIS dazed and confused, she saw 10 and ran to him and hugged him before stepping back and slapping him. Hard. "Oww" 10 whined.
"You erased my memories Space Man" Donna accused.
"Ok ok I'm sorry" 10 nursed his saw cheek "This is 11th me" he gestured at 11.
"Hi" Donna said curtly.
"Amy and Rory" 10 introduced the Ponds. The Ponds and Donna nodded in greeting.
"And this is River who is a time traveller" 10 hinted heavily so that Donna wouldn't say something she shouldn't.
"Lovely to meet you" River smiled "Umm I'm married to this big lump"
"Right" Donna nodded.
"We need to work out" 10 was cut off by another flash of light. Martha Jones was in the house. After the greetings and explanations. There was another flash, they were getting quicker. Mickey Smith had arrived, he ran to Martha. They embraced. There was no time to say anything because Captain Jack Harkness stood his very existence was outrageous "Hello" he smiled.
"Don't start!" 11, 10 and Mickey shouted. Jack looked bruised. In a very short amount of time RoseTyler and the 9th Doctor joined the TARDIS crew. "Right everyone's here" 11 announced.
"Umm sweetie" River was looking at a long lasting flash. The 12th Doctor and Clara Oswald fell through it. "Hello Sweetie" River purred.
"River don't" 11 looked at 12 "Who are you?"
"You" 12 said impatiently "This is Clara, short, bossy and heartbroken. Be nice"
"I'm old" 11 said in disbelief.
"It's fine" River smiled "I still love him"
"Oh yes" 12 grinned.
"Hello still here" Clara waved.
"Right bowtie what's happening?" 12 snapped, 11 opened his mouth "Don't tell me 3 TARDIS colliding" 11 nodded.
"Well the doors are gone" 9 gestured at the stone wall were the doors had been.
"Ah we seem to be trapped" 11 bit his lip.
It had been 6 hours and none of the Doctor's or River could fix the TARDIS. The 8 people not deemed good enough to touch the TARDIS were crowded in the TARDIS kitchen drinking and eating. And the Doctors walked in with River "Well we can't fix it" River wiped her hands on a rag.
"We're all stuck here" 9 agreed.
"So we'll have to assign some bedrooms" 11 pointed out.
"Yeah and we'll carry on through the night" 10 suggested.
"So who's sleeping where" Rose asked.
"Umm we'll all sleep down this corridor, we should all sleep together" 11 nodded.
"Together eh" Jack raised his eyebrow.
"No!" 10 shouted.
"Ok ok" 11 waved his hands around "Amy, Rory you have your room. Mickey and Martha there's a double room waiting. Donna, Rose and Clara find a room you like. Jack room next to the swimming pool" Everyone nodded and agreed.
"What about River, if she's your wife. Where is she sleeping?" Rose asked spitefully.
"Umm well with me" 11 said turning red.
"Hang on she's my wife too, she can sleep with me" 12 butted in.
"Fine we'll have a rota" 11 suggested.
"Hang on if there's a rota, I'm sure 9 and 10 should be on it and me" Jack exclaimed.
"No!" River shouted over the men arguing "I will sleep with who I choose" Jack smirked "Between 11 and 12" she added "Jack I was drunk and it was one time let it go" The women were looking at River viciously.
"Ok right bed" 11 clapped his hands together "9 and 10 you're on night duty" every filed out. 11 and River headed for their bedroom, River kissed her parents goodnight and said goodnight to Clara who unlike Rose, Martha and Donna, liked her.