This is part IS going to suck a little. But its gotta start off some way. (:
I do not own Naruto.
AT THE AKATSUKI BASE:
"Why would you do this?" Kisame asked
"You will find out." The Leader said as he started doing many hand signs "If any of you fail, you will die."
"There has to be a way out of it, yeah." Deidara asked
"None. Me and Konan will stay here." Leader once said
"Bye." Konan said as Leader finished the hand signs.
All the Akatsuki members went poof!
IN THE LEAF: Sakuras POV
"You can go now." The lady at the front desk said
"You sure you don't need me?" I asked trying to get a few more hours of work in
"No. Now go an rest." She said with a smile when i gave up and walked out of the hospital.
"Try to get a few more hours so i don't have to sit at home doing nothing…" I mumbled to myself as i walked into the flower shop
"Hey forehead!" Ino said behind the counter
"Hey pig." I said with a smile "Hows it going?" I walked up to her and sat on the counter
"Its fine." She said with a smile "Me and Kiba are hitting it off great!"
"I don't need to know about your sex life." I said
"Didn't you have the dirty deed with Kiba already?" She asked doing paper work
"No we did not. He tried to get in my pants." I said "But he left me alone now that he has you."
"You only go over there because of Akamaru." She shook her head "You need a man!"
"I am fine being single." I said jumping off the counter "I have to go home. I am so hungry."
"You still need a man." She said after we waved and i walked out rolling my eyes. The walk home was boring and silent. I watched all the kids run around playing Ninja. I remember those days. But i walked home with a box at my door. I opened it and found 8 kittens looking at me.
"Is this some kind of prank?" I asked myself with a sigh "Akamaru is going to love you when he comes over with Kiba and Ino later. I opened the door, picked up the box, put them on the floor while i leaned against my couch. I called Ino.
"Hello?" She asked
"Hey Ino, its Sakura." I said
"HEY! What do you need?"
"Well, you and Kiba still coming over for dinner?" I asked
"About that, can we make it for tomorrow? Its team night for me and Kiba has a last minute mission." She said
"Thats why i wanted to call." I said happily "I found a box outside my door with eight kittens. And Naruto is coming over tonight with Sasuke and Sai."
"So this is perfect!" She said happily "Good."
"I know right! We you spend time with Kiba and give Akamaru a hug for me." I said as she laughed
"Will do." She said "Bye forehead!"
"See ya pig." We hung up. I looked at the kittens… the were… staring at me. "So what are you guys doing all the way out here?" Nothing "Of course you cant talk…" I mumbled with a sigh.
KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
"Be right back guys." I said as i stood up and went to the door. I opened it to be tackled in a hug "Hey Naruto!"
"Hey Sakura-chan!" He said as he let me go
"Sasuke. Sai." I said as the only nodded "Come on in." I said as they did "Sorry i didn't make anything yet. I got home not to long ago. Go sit in the living room."
"Will do Sakura-chan!" Naruto said as they walked in there. BANG. CRASH. HISS. SCREAM.
"Find the cats?" I asked sticking my head in the door
"When did you get them?" Sai asked helping Naruto up from the floor
"I walked home and there they where. On my door step." I said as i put them each in the box and put them in the corner "I am just going to make ramen."
"YUMMY!" Naruto yelled jumping in the air
"Whatever…" Sasuke said
"Mr. Stickuptheass." I mumbled as i boiled up the water. Five minutes, i got the ramen done and we all sat down in the living room eating and watching a movie. The cats meowed. I walked over to them, grabbed the box, and went back to myself. I stared at them… They stared at me… "This is one epic staring contest with kittens…"
"Whats there names?" Naruto asked looking in the box
"Cats are evil." Sai said as the boys agreed
"I think these guys are so cute." I said as i picked up a yellow one with gray around its left eye. It had the prettiest blue eyes ever! "I love this little guy already!" He meowed and purred. I put him back in the box and let the staring contest begin!
"Lets name them!" Naruto said as he sat beside me
"Lets do it!" I yelled as we pumped our fist in the air. Sai and Sasuke did nothing "You guys have MAJOR sticks up your asses. HAVE FUN!"
"Im good…" Sasuke said. Sai did nothing.
"What about this one?" Naruto asked picking up an all black cat with red eyes "I think it should be called devil…"
"I think Shadow…" I mumbled
"Better." Naruto said as we put Shadow down in the middle of us. I picked up the yellow with with the blue eyes
"This guys is so cute!" I said as he started purring again "Need a name!" He meowed.
"I think he is trying to tell you his name…" Sai said rolling his eyes
"I think im telling you to pull that stick out of your ass." I smiled and turned back to the cat. "I will have to name you later." I put him back in the box. I grabbed another black one with an orange and black face. He had black eyes. He reminds me of a loll pop "You shall be Lolli Pop!"
"The face is so cool!" Naruto said as i put Lolli pop next to Shadow. Naruto picked up an all blue one. It had a darker patch of hair on its head with small black lines under his black eyes. "I think fishy…"
"Why?" I asked looking at him… He looked like a fish "Sharky!"
"Better." Naruto said as he put him next to Shadow. Lolli Pop was chasing his tail and Shadow was chilling with Sharky.
I picked up a half black half white one with green on its head with gold eyes. "What about you?" It started at me like im a moron
"I like… Split!" Naruto said proud of the name
"Deal." I said as i put him down. He hung with Lolli Pop. I picked up a silver one with purple eyes by the back of its neck. It wanted to eat my freaking hand! "Evil little thing…" It glared at me
"I told you." Sai said
"You name this one then." I said showing him the kitten
"I am good." He said with the smile that makes me want to punch him
"Whats that around his neck?" Naruto asked as i looked at him again
"Its a Jashin necklace." I said "You shall be named Jashin!" The kitten… smiled "Weird…" I put him down.
Naruto picked up a red cat with brown eyes. It looked bored "FIRE!"
"Where?" I asked looking around. The boys always set my house on fire.
"This ones name is Fire." Naruto said laughing
"Nice name." I smiled as he put it down. "It looked bored…"
"So?" Naruto asked as i picked up one that is all gray with black lines and green eyes.
"Stitches!" I said. The black lines look like stitches "Thats yo name my fine little friend." It looked at me weirdly
"Fine name my pink haired friend!" Naruto said
"I shall say i did a golly good job!" I smiled. Naruto picked up the yellow one. "I would name it Sweetie but its a boy." I mumbled
"I think…" Naruto began "Name him after someone you dearly love."
"Uh…" I blushed. All the guys, even the kittens, looked at me waiting for an answer "W-why me?"
"You say you love this one." Naruto said "No name it! Come on we wont make fun of you!"
"No way!" I said "I am not going to name him after a cat!"
"Then just tell us who he is." Sai said very interested
"Thats for me to know!" I said looking at the ground blushing madly.
"Is it someone in this room?" Naruto asked eyeing Sasuke
"Not even close." I said with a sigh "I wish though." Naruto and Sasuke where shocked "I wanna name him…" I grabbed the kitten and looked him in the eye "Dusk."
"Why Dusk?" Sasuke asked
"Dunno." I said as i put him down.
CATS POV:
"She is fucking hot!" Hidan/Jashin said as she got done naming us all.
"She loves Deidara." Kisame/Sharky said eyeing Deidara/Dusk
"I have an effect on the ladies, yeah." Deidara said looking proud "Sasori, you ok, un?"
"This is the one that killed me…" Sasori/Fire said looking bored
"She doesn't know who we are." Itachi/Shadow said "So we can be safe for the time being."
"All i know is that i want her money…" Kakuzu/Stitches
"Im Lolli Pop!" Tobi yelled
"Sit down Tobi." Zetsu/Split said "We need to finish this mission."
"What is the mission, yeah." Deidara asked
"Leader never told us." Sasori said eyeing Sakura.
"I don't know either…" Zetsu said looking down "But we could use this time to just relax."
"Agree(yeah)" Everyone said
SAKURAS POV:
"Now get out of my house." I said after giving Naruto a hug and walking them out
"Why you kicking us now so early?" He asked as they all stood outside my front door
"Gaara, Temari, and Kankurou are coming over soon. They are staying here because they hate hotels." I said with a smile
"I will be over later to tell Gaara hi!" Naruto said walking off.
"Bye Ugly." Sai said
"No hug?" I asked sadly. He sighed and gave me one. Then walked off "What about you?"
"Hn." Sasuke said as he gave me a hug and then left
"Stick… up… the… ass…" I mumbled walking inside, closing the door, then i got the kittens some milk, and cut up meat. There is no way i am going to the store to buy food when i have to clean and get ready. They ate after sniffing it then attacked the food and milk. "Time for a bath." They where done and stared at me in horror "you guys stink. And i have people coming over for about a week." Still looked at me in horror "We can do this the easy way or the hard way." Shadow, Sharky, Spilt, Fire, and Stitches walked up to me calmly "Act like them." Soon i had eight kittens following me. I got towels and my normal shampoo. Got the tub ready and took off my shirt so i was only in my bra. I didn't want it to get wet.
CATS POV:
"HOLY MOTHER OF JASHIN!" Hidan yelled eyeing Sakura taking off her shirt
"You are a pig…" Sasori said
"TOBIS GOOD BOY EYES DOES NOT SEE THIS!" Tobi yelled looking at the ground.
"At least she isn't coming in the tub with us…" Itachi said looking at the ground
"Damn!" Hidan wined
"This girl is probably taken…" Kisame said sadly
"I will not take advantage of this…" Zetsu white half said "Same here." His black side said
"I am enjoying the view!" Hidan said "Guys watch this."
"Oh shit…" We all said as he walked up to Sakura and begin rubbing her leg. Climbed in her lap and purred.
"You are just so cute." She said picking him up and gave him a hug. Hidan just got a pull thing of boobs.
"Hell ya!" He said as she put him in the tub.
"Lucky…" Kisame mumbled
SAKURAS POV:
I am going to have the kittens talk. Sakura or no one can hear them. You can just see what they are saying. I just don't want to keep changing POVS.
After about five minutes i got all the kittens cleaned and dried off. I put my shirt back on and took all the kittens into the living room.
KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
"They must be here." I said as i got up and opened the door. Gaara was the only one there "Hey Gaara! Where is Temari and Kankurou?"
"Temari is with Shikamaru and Kankurou is at a club." He said as he walked into the house
"Oh." I said as we walked into the living room "Don't ask about the kittens."
"Ok." He said sitting down
"Hungry?" I asked
"Ramen?" I smiled and got him ramen. "Thanks."
"Naruto and his ramen grows on you huh?" We sat down and started watching tv.
"Sadly." He mumbled as he put his bowl away and sat down "So whats new?"
"I got kittens." I said "Still single. Working with the hospital more. I can finally kick Kakashi and Lady Tsunades ass."
"Thats good." He smiled
"What about you?"
"No pets. Single. Being the Kazekage is a pain. And… i am still kick ass." He finished as i laughed
Deidara/Dusk: "WE KILLED HIM DIDNT WE, YEAH?"
Sasori/Fire: "I was killed wasn't I?"
Deidara/Dusk: "Point taken, yeah."
RING
RING
RING
"This is Sakura." I said as i answered the phone
"SAKURA!" Ino yelled from the other line. I pulled the phone away from my ear
"Could you yell any louder?" I asked when i mouthed 'Ino' to Gaara
"Sorry!" She said "But you and Gaara are alone! Make yo move!"
"Why?" I asked
"I know you like him." She said making me sound stupid
"How did you?" I asked kind of shocked
"Im not your best friend for nothing." She said "So do it!"
"Maybe…" I said sounding annoyed
"Anyways!" She said happily "Kiba asked me to marry him!"
"No way!" I sat straight up "That is so cool!"
"WAY! Want to be the maid of honor!"
"HELL YA!" I said pumping my fist in the air
Tobi: "Who thinks Sakura-chan is pretty?" I looked down at the orange cat running around like crazy.
Deidara: "SHUT UP, YEAH!"
Hidan: "I WILL GIVE YOU TO JASHIN!"
"Well i have to go! Make a move! Bye!" Ino hung up.
"What was that about?" Gaara asked
"Kiba and Ino are getting married." I said with a huge grin "I am the maid of honor."
"Doesn't that mean you have to wear a dress and makeup?" He asked. I gave a look of pure… horror
"She hates me…" I started crying anime tears
"I am sure you look fine." Gaara said as i blushed a little
"Thanks." I said rubbing the back of my neck "But i should run away with you to the Sand until the wedding is over then come back and ya."
Then… all of the cats jumped on me and glared at Gaara.
"It was a joke…" I mumbled But my front door slammed open and Naruto came running in. "No wonder why they jumped on me."
"GAARA!" Naruto yelled attacking the red head.
"What time is it?" I asked… it was 10 "I am off to bed! Gaara the extra room is already for you, Temari, and Kankurou." He nodded "Come on cats." They followed me to the room.
"We get the house alone all day tomorrow guys." I said as i changed into my pjs and jumped on my bed. Shadow, Split, Fire, and Stitches where either near my tummy or my feet. Jashin was near my boobs… Dusk and Lolli Pop near my head.
Hidan: I got my some boobs!
Itachi: Shut up…
Tobi: Lolli pop!
Deidara: I will kill you, yeah…
Sasori: Just shut up…
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