Author's note: Hello again! It's been a long time I had a great idea for a story. I've actually had a lot of ideas for stories but rather have someone else write them because I know how the story happens, but want to see how others would put the story together so if you have the feel to write a story but have no idea what to write about, let's talk over e-mail because I have tons of ideas that I can lend you.
Anyway, this story is alternate universe so that means that it's an out-of-the-box idea. Has nothing to do with the original story or sagas.
Disclaimer:I owe nothing of DBZ nor am I making money for writing this story. This is specifically fan based. Written by a fan for the fans.
The students were sitting quietly as they were taking their comprehensive test. It was early morning and here they were taking a 150 question test for every subject.
'Why couldn't this be a pop quiz or something! I hate taking tests so darn early in the morning. I knew I should have slept earlier but no I had to stay up all night talking to Erasa, Gohan and Sharpner. Ugh...I should have crammed this morning too.' Thought Velcro.
Velcro was somewhat muscular, had black hair and blue eyes. He worked out with his dad Hercule at his gym, only he was stronger because he could lift extra 100 lbs that his dad couldn't even pull 120. Velcro has about 3 girlfriends in 3 different schools. He was very popular and is always going about Satan City to help those in need.
But today was different though.
The principal asked the SPD (Satan Police Dept.) not to call Velcro today due to important testing going around Orange Star High School.
Velcro was dissapointed.
What if someone is out there that needs help put out a fire? Or is there is a shooting at a local bank? Or even worse, a women is the the alley with a horrible ugly man trying to put one on her?
Velcro couldn't take it anymore. He'd rather be out there punching a bunch of criminals than being here taking this long test.
He looked over at his other classmates to see what they were up to.
Gohan was already finished.
No surprise.
He was reading a novel about the size of a brick. Ugh, Velcro hates reading. He didn't understand how his best friend could read a book that thick. If he had to read any book, it would have to be about sex or beautiful women, not to mention he wouldn't mind to read some porn. He was a man after all.
He glanced over at Erasa and she was almost done with her test, but at least he wasn't the only one doing it.
Sharpner wasn't even making an effort, he was asleep on top of the test. He didn't seem to know much anyway as he only cared about gym class and that was only to work out and flex at the girls.
Velcro sighed and looked at the clock.
Only 10 minutes have passed since he stop to take a break.
He hated this.
Then he felt a vibrate in his pants, it was his cell phone.
He tried to hide it since he was in front of the teacher, who wasn't really paying attention much.
It was a text message from Gohan.
Velcro rolled his eyes and read it.
"You should finish your test or else you'll repeat the 12th grade and won't graduate. :P Unless us cool people who will. (Besides Sharpner. XD)"
Velcro tried to hold back his laugh and replied back.
"Yeah Yeah as if you care if I pass or not, smart ass. You think you so cool that you finished the test while i'm still suffering from the agony of the words in this darn test."
Velcro was just thinking of giving up. Don't get him wrong, he is smart for his own good. It's just that it seemed that when he finished one part of the test, he still had more to do. It was fustrating!
'Maybe I should just Christmas tree the whole thing.' he thought.
Gohan replied to him via text again.
"Don't even think about Christmas treeing the test! :( "
Velcro tried to laugh but the teacher looked at him.
"Something wrong Velcro? Anything you find funny." he asked seriously.
"No sir just an article that was hilarious that's all. Won't happen again." Velcro said smiling.
The teacher gave him a stern look and went back to his computer.
"Yeah like you got nothing to do. You don't have to do this horrible test like the rest of us." Velcro thought to himself and started to get back to the test.
"Alright students, you have ten minutes left on the test."
Velcro looked shocked!
'What the heck? I have 2 pages left on this test! How am I suppose to finish this in less than 10 minutes!' he thought to himself.
Then he got another text.
"Better hurry slow poke. Your the only one left :P" Gohan replied.
Velcro looked around and it was true!
He was the only one!
Everyone else was either sleeping, reading or updating their statuses on TimeBook.
'Forget it, I'm going to Christmas tree this test. It doesn't matter if I fail or not!'
Velcro was trying his best to answer the questins he knew and just marked random answers.
'Ha! I'm going to pass with flying colors even if I'm putting random answers.' he thought.
Sharpner woke up from his nap and finished his test too before it was time.
Then the teacher was already collecting the test.
'Crap! No! One more page!' said Velcro.
He tried to rush it as fast as he can before the teacher got to him.
After the test, the students went to lunch before they went to do the other 2 tests before school ended for the summer.
The quad group went into the lunch line to get some food.
"I'm so glad that we already went through 3 tests today. I'm so exsausted! This is not good for my face. If I get a lot of stress, my face will start to get wrinkles!" Erase said as she took out her compact mirror and re-applied her makeup.
"I think that make up is what is making you get wrinkles, not nessacarily the stress." Velcro said, making the other 2 guys laugh as well.
"Well you guys don't have much to talk about seeing as you all just care about working out or picking up girls. Except for Gohan, of course, he just loves to study." Erasa said.
"So you think, Erasa. I like my fair share of working out and I do like girls!" Gohan said, making sure that Sharpner was listening.
Gohan and Sharpner had this feud going on about weather if Gohan liked girls or not as he never talked about having a girlfriend or when they would see a girl, he wouldn't even check her out.
Velcro laughed and grabbed a tray to start putting food on his plate.
"I'm so starving, I might buy double meals." He said.
"Then maybe you should pay for all of us." Erasa laughed.
"I would but not for Gohan!" he said.
"What! Why not Velcro?" Gohan exclaimed.
"Because dude, you eat the whole darn cafeteria! Maybe your mother should continue to make lunch for you again." Velcro teased Gohan.
Gohan pouted.
"I don't need my mother to make lunch for me. I am 18 years old now. I can make and buy my own lunch." Gohan said.
Gohan use to bring lunch his mother made for him, until the gang started make fun of him.
"Yeah sure, but your always mommy's little bandit aren't you?" Velcro laughed.
"Shut up Velcro! At least I wear manly underwear that keeps my shaft in place. Not like you that loves for it to just hang down pointing at the ground." Gohan and the whole gang laughed.
"Whatever. At least I got 3 girlfriends while you got none!"
"Having a woman doesn't make you a man. Plus, girls prefer a man with brains."
"As if, as long as I have these pecks right here. I can get any woman to cry at my feet."
Velcro asked the lady if he could get double plates with extra vegetables and meat.
"Wow your really going to eat all that?" Gohan said.
"Yeah, you of all people know that in order to keep these muscles, you got to eat meat." Velcro said, flexing again making the girls in line squeal.
Velcro loved the attention.
He hates that his father gets all of it just because he saved the world.
Bullcrap.
'My father is so weak, why would anyone even give him the time of day?' Velcro thought.
After the group got their lunch they went to sit at their table.
Erasa had a salad while Gohan, Sharpner and Velcro got meat,vegetables plus dessert.
"I can't believe you guys eat all that much! Where does it all go?" Erasa said to them.
"Actually it doesn't effect us like it would you. We could eat a whole steak, potatoes and chug beer and still get this body. It's why we train to keep up our bodies. Not to mention my sexy looks." Velcro winked at her.
"Trust me, I want nothing to do with you Velcro. Even if your dad is the richest in the world."
"Don't you want to be my little princess? I can shower you with gifts, money, power. Anything you want. The city can be yours." He asked her.
"The same happen in Sex and the City and look what happen to them."
The group laughed.
"Ah, I love being here. I wonder what we are all going to do for the summer. Any ideas?" Velcro said after he finished his lunch.
"I'm actually going on vacation with my boyfriend to Barbados. It's going to be nice. I worked out just so I can have a great bikini body." she smiled.
"Nice. What about you Sharpner?"
"I'm actually going to go to New York, California and Florida for the summer so count me out." Sharpner said, running his fingers through his hair.
"What are you going to do over there?"Gohan said.
"Surf duh."
They all fell over.
"That's it? I get California and Florida to surf but what are you going to do in New York?" Erasa said.
"Oh, I'm going to go to college."
They all fell silent.
"Can I ask what are you going to major in?" Velcro said.
Sharpner just looked away.
"Come on it can't be that bad. You going to major in acting or something?"
Sharpner shook his head no.
"Modeling?" Gohan said.
Again, he shook his head no.
"Then, what are you going for?" Erasa said.
Sharpner looked at everyone.
"I am going to be a stripper."
They all gave a shocked look.
"A Stripper? Why can't you just do that here? I'm sure there are plenty of strip joints." Velcro said.
"But not for men...unless your gay." Sharper said.
"Gohan should know, right Gohan?" Velcro said, smiling.
Gohan gave him a dirty look.
"Screw you, Velcro."
And they all laughed.
School was finally out for the summer and everyone was scrammbling to get out but it was no use, the front doors were blocked with students trying to get out at the same time.
"Dumbasses." Velcro said,crossing his arms in front of his chest.
"Anyone knows to go out the back doors."
"Umm, not really. I just came from there and it's the same thing." Gohan said.
"What? Great. So that means that I have to wait then. That sucks." Velcro said, leaning against a locker.
"Hey, Velcro." said a beautiful girl with a sundress one and cute white sandals.
"Well hello there gorgeous. Noticed my looks I see?" Velcro passed his hand through his hair.
Gohan just rolled his eyes and waited for the rest of the group to join them.
"Hey guys sorry, It was hell coming out of the classroom." Said Erasa.
"Did we miss anything?" Sharpner said.
"No, except Velcro is picking up chicks again." Gohan said.
"What? You jealous that he can get chicks before you?" Sharpner said.
"No, it's just annoying that we can't do anything without him acting like a man whore."
"That's Velcro for you. He always thinks with his head. And not the one on top might I add." Erasa said.
Velcro joined them shortly
"Hey guys, I got a new girlfriend. Her name is Sandy, how come I never met her before? After all these years in high school when I'm finally graduating, I meet so many cute girls." Velcro said.
"Because your too busy with the other girls to notice the less noticeable ones!" Gohan said and walked off.
"What's his problem?" Velcro told the gang.
"He's just annoyed by your actions to women that's all. Maybe you should calm down." Erasa said.
"And miss all the fun? But why? After summer is over, we get to graduate and never come back here again. Although college is filled with international beauties, I might as well hit the locals first. That way the internationals won't say Satan City men are bad. You know what I mean?" He winked.
"Your impossible to please Velcro." Said Erasa and walked off with Sharpner following her.
"Why are you guys always putting this on me? I'm just trying to have fun!" he yelled at them and followed behind.
Velcro had a car so he decided to drop them off to their houses so they wouldn't have to walk it home.
Erasa was the first to be dropped off as she said she wanted to get ready for her long vacation with her boyfriend.
"See you guys after summer. Hopefully, if I get home early enough, we can hang out before the summer ends so we can atleast catch up before the graduation ceremony. Have fun but not too much! And don't have babies." she said, especially looking at Velcro.
"Was that for me? You know I would never do that. I'm to cute to be tied down right now maybe later. Unless you want to be the one Erasa?" he winked at her.
She swung her purse, hitting Velcro in the face before sliding it on her shoulder. If Gohan hadn't duck, she surely would have hit him too.
"See you later boys!" she walked off into her house.
"You think you can drive, Velcro?" Gohan said.
But Velcro was touching his head where Erasa hit him and pouted.
"I think she likes me." he said.
Both guys sighed.
"He's alright." Sharpner and Gohan said.
Sharpner got dropped off next at the Orange Star Gym for his afternoon work out.
"Hey, this is nice Sharpner. Why do you go to this one? I told you I can get you free membership in my dad's gym." Velcro said with an arm hanging out of the car's window.
"Because only old guys go to your dad's gym. Plus, I never see any girls in your dad's gym as I see here." Sharpner said as he was getting his bag from the back of the car.
"I know darn my father for being skeptical of dating. I'm 18 and a man, you think he would be on my side letting me date some girls."
"Your dad doesn't let you date?" Gohan said.
"Like your mother does?" Velcro replied.
"She doesn't hold me back like your dad does. She wants me to get a date and get married. Don't even get me started on her opinion of making her grandchildren!" Gohan said.
"Your mom wants grandchildren?"
Gohan nodded.
"Then what are you waiting for? You could make tons right now with all those beautiful girls!" Velcro said, shaking Gohan.
"Excuse me that I'm not like you and not willing to sleep with any girl!" Gohan yelled back.
"See you guys later. I got some girls to flex for." Sharpner said, interuppting them.
But that didn't stop them, they just kept going at it.
Sharpner just shrugged it off and walked off.
Gohan and Velcro were the last ones together.
"So, where do you want to go Gohan? Want to go back home to mommy so she can breastfeed you and rock you to sleep?" Velcro said.
Gohan glared at him and punched him.
"Hey! I'm driving here!" Velcro said.
"Well you shouldn't have said that then!"Gohan yelled back at him.
Velcro rubbed his jaw.
"Darn it man, that hurt!" he said.
"Suits you right for making fun of me. I've been wanted to do that all day." Gohan said.
"So you going home or what?"
"Oh, I got to go to Capsule Corp. real quick. Bulma said she's got something ot show me." Gohan said.
"Yeah, she's got something to show you alright." Velcro made a sexual gesture.
Gohan slapped the back of his head again.
"It's not that, you pervert! Why is it always sex with you!" Gohan said.
"And why is it always abusing with you! I'm tired of you hitting me!" Velcro said.
The rest of the ride was silent.
They finally made it to Capsule Corp.
"Well I like the remodeling they did to the place." Velcro said.
"Yep." Gohan said, getting out of the car and grabbing his bag.
"Well, I'll be seeing you buddy." Gohan waved goodbye.
"What? You think I'm leaving you with a blue hair goddess waiting to show you some titties. I'm going!" Velcro turned off his car and was getting out.
"Where do you think your going? You can't go in there with me! She asked for me, not you." Gohan said.
"Yea so? I want to look at her goodies too. That's what she's famous for right? She gave me this car that brought your ass here the least I can do is see what is new in her latest inventions."
"Ugh, why is it so hard to get rid of you." Gohan said as they both walked to the door and knocked.
Velcro was whistling and checking himself in his reflection.
"Don't worry. She's married." Gohan said.
"What? Married women need love too. Espcially when you got a husband like hers." Velcro rolled his eyes.
Speaking of, Vegeta opened the door.
"What do you want?" He said.
"I'm here to see Bulma. She asked me to come by and see her." Gohan said.
"And I'm his good friend Velcro. Nice to meet you Mr. Briefs." Velcro put out his hand to shake.
But Vegeta just looked at his hand and grunted.
"My last name is not that ugly. I'll have you know I am a prince and you shall bow before me." Vegeta said, crossing his arms.
"Is he serious?" Velcro whispered to Gohan.
"Of course he is. So you better bow." Gohan whispered back.
"Are you going to bow?"
"What? No, I've known him since I was a child. I'm not going to bow before him."
"Then if your not bowing, I'm not bowing."
"Enough chit-chat. On your knees now!" Vegeta interuppted them.
Velcro just shook and looked at Gohan.
Gohan nodded for him to hurry and bow.
Velcro then gave Gohan a glare and started to get on his knees.
Gohan couldn't control his laughter.
He was loving this.
'Serves him right for making fun of me earlier.'Gohan exclaimed.
"Vegeta! Cut that out! That's not how we treat our guests!" Bulma yelled at him.
She was in her lab coat with skinny jeans on.
Velcro was in love with her. If he would do any older woman, it would have to be her. And Gohan's mom. But he would't let Gohan know of that.
"Sorry about him. You don't have to bow. He's just full of pride." Bulma smiled at Velcro.
"Well, come here Gohan. I got something to show you." Bulma walked of.
"Ask if I can join." Velcro whispered to Gohan.
"Can my friend come with? He's scared of Vegeta." Gohan said to Bulma.
"I only wanted to show you, but if he promises not to tell anyone about it then sure." she said.
And they both walked out of Vegeta's presence.
They felt his eyes on them.
Velcro slapped Gohan on the back of his head.
"What was that for?"
"Why did you say I was scared of him! I wasn't scared!"
Gohan laughed.
"It's not funny." Velcro pouted.
And they both followed close to Bulma until they reached her lab.
End Part One
A/N: Sorry it's a tad bit short. I just wanted to get this story out here. It has to start somehow doesn't it?
Let me know what you think. I love accepting reviews, especially on a new story. It lets me know if it's good or not so I can decide on to continue it or not. I know you'll love it in the next few chapters. I'm not planning on making it long. Long stories aren't good for me since I'll probably forget to update. :/
So let me know what you think, and I'll get part two up and going for you if you want.
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Until next chapter.