OKAY! So first of all hello! My name is OtakuGirl1122. I wrote this play a while ago as a joke with all my friends. Figured I'd put it up. Review, tell me if you like it or if it's crazy (which it is). The characters will say "heh" alot because that is our favorite word other than "oh". Yup, yup. Anyways, PLEASE REVIEW! Now, –looks evilly at sora- DO THE DISCLAIMER!
Sora: MEEP! OTAKUGIRL DOESN'T OWN KINGDOM HEARTS! OR OTAKON OR ANTHING IN THIS STORY!
OtakuGirl1122: Good boy!
Sora: -whispering- help me
OtakuGirl1122: WHAT WAS THAT! -gets out a scythe-
Sora: MEEEPPPPP! HELP HELP HELP! NONONONONONONONONONO! RIKKUUUU! KAIRRIIII!...anyone?
OtakuGirl1122: ON WITH THE STORY THEN!
N: Nadia
L: Leesha
(Friday)
One day The two friends Nadia and Leesha were at an anime convention….
N: wow, this place is so big. OOOOO look Kingdom Hearts!
L: heh….(looks at the schedule )…hey…Nadia I think we should go see this showing..
N: hmm? (tears her eyes away from the Kingdom Hearts part of the convention to look at the show Leesha is pointing at)…..oh…god….(eyes widen) NO! NO, NO ,NO!
L: oh? But…whhhyyyyyy?
N: Because I refuse to go to an akuroku and soriku show!
L: heh…
N: no, no 'heh's about it either
L: hmm, hmm….heh
N: ugh
L: oh but…what if I buy u that soriku poster?
N: I DON'T WANT A SORIKU POSTER!
L: oh…
L: (now talking to the clerk) Yes, ill take that poster….huh? oh….well my mom is busy so…she wanted me to buy this for her…..heh
(L hands N the poster)
L: here ya go, Nadia!
N: DIDN'T I JUST SAY I DIDN'T WANT A DARN SORIKU POSTER!
L: HEH….noooo….u said u DID…heh
(ten minutes later)
L: ok here we are!
N: I cannot believe you tricked me into coming to this show
L: heh…
N: dirtbag
L: heh….heh
N:…..ur ridiculous! Why do u like this crap!
L: oh….stink…
(the show ends)
N: that was utterly horrible
L: HEH! I LOVED THAT1 THAT WAS GREAT! OMG! LOOOKKKKKK! NADIA!
N: Leesha, I swear if its something to do with akuroku or soriku…(she trails off)
L: ITS RIKU!
N: OH..my…god….Leesha don't run towards-(shes cut off by crazy fangirls screaming who just also spotted riku)
L: Waahhhhhhh! RIIIKKUUUU! WHERES SORA!
N: ALEESHA! (eye twitches) calm down….
N's thoughts: ah man! I rlly wanna meet riku! But…NO! ur not a crazed fangirl. Ur not…no…
L: RIIIKKUUUUU! I LOVE U RIKU! WHERES SORA! U GUYS DIDN'T HAVE A FIGHT? NO! U COULDN'T HAVE!
(riku mutters that this always happens and flees for his life)
Sora: hey..riku. I got our food…(sees the mob approaching) oh crap! Not again! -turns to fangirlsp- AGAIN, GUYS! REALLY!
Riku: GOD DAM#%^! I HATE FANGIRLS! Run sora! Forget the food!
Sora: but….my food….
Riku: Run! NOW!
(back to Nadia and Leesha)
L: (to the fangirl mob) GET 'EM GIRLS!
Mob: YEA! COME BACK HERE!
N: (talking to herself) why did I agree to come with Aleesha to this convention , again?
L: Because you're my best friend.
N: Yea. And also the fact that I love anime conventions
L:(ignoring Nikki) RIIIIKKKUUUU! SORA! I LOVE U!
(L runs off with the mob following close behind)
N's thoughts: oh wonderful! Just great! Now I'll have to go after her and make sure she and her crazy psycho mob doesn't maul Sora and Riku. God! Why did I come!
N: wait! LEESHA! WAIT!
(after 15 minutes of chasing after the mob N finds L and drags her away. Meanwhile, Sora and Riku are running for their lives)
N: Leesha! WHAT THE HECK! YOU JUST FREAKED OUT BACK THERE!
L: yes. BUT COME ON, NADIA! IT'S SORA AND RIKU!
N: I DON'T CARE! (actually she does but she's too exhausted to give a crap at the moment)
L: heh…..
N: not funny! You and your crazy psycho fangirls…god u guys are fast when u want to be. How come you never run like that in school?
L: heh…well maybe if I saw Sora and Riku in front of me I would run like that all the time.
N:…..(takes a deep breath) just don't make me run after you anymore. As your best friend it's my responsibility to make sure that you don't get thrown in jail for attacking people with your crazy mob of fangirls
L: heh…..u sure u weren't running cuz u saw Sora and Riku?
N: WHY U LITTLE- IM GONNA KILL U! OF COURSE I WASN'T!
L: (screaming while getting chased around the convention) KIDDING! KIDDING! I WAS JUST KIDDING!
N: (stops and digs around in her bag and pulls out the poster) HERE! I NEVER WANTED IT ANYWAY! (thrusts the poster towards L)
L: OOOOOOO! YAY! I CAN TAPE THIS TO MY FACE AND THEN ILL RUN FAST ALL THE TIME! CUZ ILL SEE SORA AND RIKU!
N: UGH!
L: (screaming at the top of her lungs) NAADDIIIAAAA! LOOOOOOOOK!
N: WHAT NOW! (looks over to see Axel and Roxas) OH GOD! OH MY FREAKIN…oh…noooo….NO! ALEESHA DO NOT CHASE AFTER….(L bolts towards Axel and Roxas)…STOP! LEESH, WLD U STOP!
L: (screams) HEY EVERYONE! ITS AXEL AND ROXAS!
Fangirl Mob: (GASSSSSPPPP then screams) ITS OUR LUCKY DAY! OMG! AXEL! ROXAS!
(and so it starts again)
-end of the day-
L: -cheering- yeah! That was a fun convention. I can't wait to see who we meet tomorrow!
N: OOHH NOOO!
Leesha: YAY I GOT TO CHASE PEOPLE!
Nadia: Oh shut up. God I can't believe I had to chase you around
Leesha: Yea well just wait until our other friends get here in the next chapter!
Riku: I don't like this story
Nadia: -smacks riku upside the head- yea well tough SH$%#
Sora: Language!
Nadia: Oh, please. It's not as if I'm typing the actua; cuss word so PISS OFF!
Sora: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME! I THOUGHT YOU WERE OBSESSED WITH ME!
Nadia: YEAH, WELL NOW I LOVE ROXAS SO WHAT NOW!
Roxas: -appears out of nowhere- ha. -fades away=
Sora and Riku: WTF?
Nadia: Hee Hee -gets out a rope=
Leesha: PLEASE REVIEW! OTAKUGIRL1122 WILL NOT POST UP ANOTHER CHPT UNLESS SHE HAS AT LEAST 2 REVIEWS.
Nadia: -Tying Riku and Sora up- PLEASE JOIN US NEXT TIME!
Roxas: Ha.