Disclaimer: No I don't own Pokemon or South Park. Why the hell would I
write a fan song about my own show? I wish I did create those 'case if I
did, man I'd be sooo rich!!
What Would Sir Ash Ketchum Do?
(sung to what would Brian Boytiano do)
What would Sir Ash Ketchum do
If he was right now?
1 He'd make a plan and he'd follow through
That's what Sir Ash Ketchum'd do!
When Sir Ash Ketchum was at the plateau
Battlin' for the win
His charazrd really kicked ass using fire spin
And when Sir Ash Ketchum was in Mt.Moon
Fighting Team Rocket
His Pikachu used thundershock and fried off James' dick
So what would Sir Ash Ketchum do if he was here today?
He'd toss a pokeball or two
That's what Sir Ash Ketchum'd do!
I want these bugs away from me
If they don't leave I'll run up a tree
And I want Spinerak to learn some good attacks
We wanna be heroes just like Ash
Then we'd make a bunch of cash
What would Sir Ash Ketchum do
He'd use his pokemon
And then they'd kick the villain's ass
'Cause they are number one!
(cool sounding music)
When Sir Ash Ketchum went to the islands new and far away
He teamed up with a Lugia and so he saved the day
And when Sir Ash Ketchum went to the safari zone
He caught some Kengaskahn
'Cause Sir Ash Ketchum doesn't back down to an-y bod-y
So lets all join together and we'll use our pokemon
And we'll save the whole world too 'cause that's what Sir Ash Ketchum'd do
And we'll save the whole world too 'cause that's what Sir Ash Ketchum'd doooo
'Cause that's what Sir Ash Ketchum'd do!
What Would Sir Ash Ketchum Do?
(sung to what would Brian Boytiano do)
What would Sir Ash Ketchum do
If he was right now?
1 He'd make a plan and he'd follow through
That's what Sir Ash Ketchum'd do!
When Sir Ash Ketchum was at the plateau
Battlin' for the win
His charazrd really kicked ass using fire spin
And when Sir Ash Ketchum was in Mt.Moon
Fighting Team Rocket
His Pikachu used thundershock and fried off James' dick
So what would Sir Ash Ketchum do if he was here today?
He'd toss a pokeball or two
That's what Sir Ash Ketchum'd do!
I want these bugs away from me
If they don't leave I'll run up a tree
And I want Spinerak to learn some good attacks
We wanna be heroes just like Ash
Then we'd make a bunch of cash
What would Sir Ash Ketchum do
He'd use his pokemon
And then they'd kick the villain's ass
'Cause they are number one!
(cool sounding music)
When Sir Ash Ketchum went to the islands new and far away
He teamed up with a Lugia and so he saved the day
And when Sir Ash Ketchum went to the safari zone
He caught some Kengaskahn
'Cause Sir Ash Ketchum doesn't back down to an-y bod-y
So lets all join together and we'll use our pokemon
And we'll save the whole world too 'cause that's what Sir Ash Ketchum'd do
And we'll save the whole world too 'cause that's what Sir Ash Ketchum'd doooo
'Cause that's what Sir Ash Ketchum'd do!