EWI-This is endowed with insanity.
DNL-This is LOTRDomnLijFreak.
EWI- we are co-writing a story. I'm really not sure what the plot is. Ashley hasn't decided yet.
DNL- IT'S PLOTLESS AND POINTLESS!
EWI- right.
Disclaimer:
EWI- We are not JK Rowling.
DNL- I AM!
EWI-um…no
DNL- your right
"Eye of newt!"
"Ashley, there's no eye of newt in this potion."
"EYE OF NEWT!"
Kacy slapped her palm to her head. Sometimes Ashley could be so…Ashley like. (EWI- I couldn't think of a better word…other than guacamole.)
"Stop it you two or I'll put you in the corner!" Snape bellowed (DNL- That's a cool word!)
"Sorry professor," Kacy and Ashley said at the same time.
Snape turned and walked toward Neville Longbottom. Once Ashley thought he was out of hearing distance she started yelling again.
"EYE OF NEWT!"
Snape walked towards their table and looked at the two girls.
Kacy and Ashley smiled at Snape stupidly. Snape raised an eyebrow.
"Ashley…Whatever the heck your last name is! Go stand in the corner!"
"Corner is my middle name!" Ashley happily skipped to her corner.
Snape went back to teaching until Ashley started singing.
"Row, row, row your…cauldron! Gently down the slime…"
"Miss…" Snape had absolutely no clue what Ashley's last name was.
"Ashley," said Kacy.
"Miss Ashley! Please be quiet!"
Snape started teaching class once again.
"Now add blah blah blah…"
"MARCO!" Kacy yelled throwing her hands into the air.
"POLO!" Ashley turned away from her corner.
Kacy and Ashley started to run around in circles until Hermione turned her head all the way around and suffocated herself.
Ron fell to his knees and screamed up to the sky. "NOOOOO!"
Hermione came back to life because Ashley smacked her head back around.
"Cool." Ron said.
"YARGH!" Snape yelled, "Class dismissed!"
"Lunch! Yay! We're going to lunch! Lunch! Yay! We're going to lunch! Lunch! Yay! We're going to lunch!" Kacy sang as she and Ashley skipped to lunch.
Once they got to the Great Hall they stopped and wondered where to sit.
"Lets sit with the Hufflepuff's!" Ashley said.
"No! the Slytherins!" Kacy argued.
"Hufflepuffs!"
"Slytherins!"
"HUFFLEPUFF!"
"SLYTHERIN!"
Kacy and Ashley sat with the Hufflepuffs, but they kicked them out because they were too cool. Then they sat with the Slytherins, but they kicked them out because…hey they're Gryffindors. Kacy and Ashley finally found somewhere to sit…
"YAAAAYYYY!"
…with the Ravenclaws.
"YAAAAYYYY!" Kacy and Ashley clapped and cheered for no apparent reason. Cho Chang seemed annoyed and somewhat scared. Luna seemed amused. Everyone else just stared.
"FOODFIGHT!" Ashley screamed at the top of her lungs and threw some mushy stuff at Cho because she's a stupid prep and deserves to die. (DNL- sorry Cho fans.)
Everyone else ate. Ashley couldn't because she threw all of her food.
"I'm hungry!" Ashley said.
"Have some broccoli," a random person said.
Kacy and Ashley fainted in fear.
EWI- and there's chapter one.
DNL- EWI sounds like kiwi!
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