Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters or anything connected to them
Welcome to the second story in my "The Urge To" series. I'm hoping this will work out as well the "The Urge to Kick" did. This just sort of popped into my head and I thought I'd share the insanity. Enjoy!
Short, funny story. Some days you just feel like you could kill someone. So what has made Jack O'Neill act on this impulse?
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The Urge to Kill
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Colonel Jack O'Neill breathed heavily as he rushed around the corner. He was glad there was no one there. He dashed down the hallway and stopped just before the corner. He tightened his grip on his MA5B Assault Rifle and peered around the corner. A figure in red bolted across the clearing and instantly Jack knew who it was. Daniel, you're mine! He thought. The colonel strafed around the corner and came up behind an unsuspecting Daniel. He opened fire and after a few bursts the red figure fell to the ground uttering a quiet "ah man!" before he was gone.
Jack stood triumphantly over the red figure until a burst of gunfire from behind forced him to flee. He turned around quickly to see a glint of gold. Carter, I'm gonna get you for that! She'd grazed him, but not badly. The colonel took cover behind some boxes. He checked his supplies. When there was a break in the major's bullets, the colonel stood up and lobbed a grenade up onto the platform where Carter stood. Two seconds later, the grenade exploded and a limp gold figure laid motionless up on the platform. Goodbye Carter! Now where's Teal'c? Jack thought.
Jack wandered around very carefully. Teal'c could be around any corner. He stalked down the hallways and corridors, strafing around every corner, expecting to find his Jaffa buddy, but he had no luck. He wasn't going to give up. Teal'c was around here somewhere.
Jack stepped out into an open space and looked around. Nothing. Suddenly a bullet grazed his shoulder. There you are Teal'c! The colonel knew the Jaffa was hiding up in a vantage point with an S2 AM Sniper Rifle. That gun was accurate, but slow reloading. Jack worked his way closer to Teal'c. He dove behind some boxes for cover and only moved after Teal'c fired. When he was close enough, the colonel stealthily worked his way up the ramp to Teal'c. He found the teal figure at the top of the ramp and bashed him with the butt of his gun a few times, leaving the teal figure lying motionless.
"I win!" Cried O'Neill.
"Wow sir, you are good!" Carter said.
"Practice, practice, practice!" O'Neill said.
"I demand a rematch O'Neill." Teal'c said flatly.
"Any time, any place!" The colonel said as he picked up his XboX controller and entered the set up menu of his favorite game, Halo.
"Maybe getting an XboX at the SGC wasn't such a good idea..." Carter began.
"Com'on Carter!" O'Neill laughed.
"This time, you're going down sir!"
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