Disclaimer: NO I don't own LotR if I did I would have better things to do then go to Ren. Fest. (It was a press party) & talk to them! OK!?!
Ok I know some of you won't believe me on this but I swear this is all true! Yesterday I found out how Frodo (aka Frofro or Hoho or eww him or ect ect.) & Sam feel about each other. At first I was like every one else I thought that they were good friends & Sam was all ways there to help Frodo. Well yesterday I had the honor to meet Mr. Frodo himself! Yes I met him in the flesh! We started to talk about random stuff at first we talked about weird stuff such as hairy feet, the ring, hobbit fashion, & evil villain poses what would look best! Well then we started talking about the ring & how to destroy it. That is when I learned that Frodo thinks Sam is after it 'cuz "It's unnatural for any one to want to be that helpful all the time! I mean he's like oh I will carry the heavy pack Mr. Frodo, I will cook Mr. Frodo, & I will hold the ring for you Mr. Frodo. BUT HA! I KNOW HIS PLANS HE WANTS IT FOR HIMSELF!" He said. Then we continued to talk about how he would plant poesies all over Morodor & make every one dress like him. Then we talked about his terrible fashion sense. So to prove it I got hobbit drug over to a table where Sam seemed to be hitting on some bar chick. So then I met Sam who told me (behind Frodo's back) that Frodo "He suffers from a sever case of O.C.D! (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder for those of you who don't know!) He also is paranoid & has bad fashion. I'm telling ya!" Then we all continued to talk & have a good time till I had to leave & they had to find the map to Morodor which they lost like the bright ones they are!
So there you have it Frodo & Sam hate each other. Frodo has O.C.D, paranoia & bad fashion. Sam is plotting against Frodo, kinda a whore, would make a sucky bad guy & also has bad fashion sense! You got it straight from some one who met them!
