This probably never should have popped into my mind, but it did so now you get to read it.
Disclaimer: J.K. owns it, but I've been where she wrote it if that counts for anything.
Harry then Tom.
"So…"
"Why Dumbles?"
"What about the old coot?"
"Why are you scared of him?"
"I'm not!"
"Then why do they say Dumbles is the only man you were ever scared of?"
"Oh, well, he was my teacher. Perhaps they think that has some kind of hold over me."
"Ah."
"At last, you shut up!"
"Actually, I was wondering when you finally get around to confronting him are you going to raise your hand when you want to speak?"
"That's it, I don't care how much of a boost you are to my side of the war, you're dead."
"Riiiiiight."
Hope you enjoyed.
~Ke